JOTD old but funny

[liona]

HUSBAND: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND: How does that help ? WIFE : I use your toothbrush.....

[Jim Crafton]

Heh! Have you been talking to my wife? :)

¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Techno Silliness

[Douglas Troy]

Nope. We can smell your breath from here! X| :rolleyes:

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[NormDroid]

:laugh:

We made the buttons on the screen look so good you'll want to lick them. Steve Jobs

[Jim Crafton]

Oh you Bastard!!!

¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Techno Silliness

[Douglas Troy]

:-> my work here is done.

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[Eytukan]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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[Judah Gabriel Himango]

I guess the wife also avoids kissing him, then. :)

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