How to read a resume...
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Saw this on a message board and thought it was hilarious enough to repost here. Good for poking fun at candidate's resumes after they leave the office from an interview with you :) I guess it's only funny if you're a project/hiring manager or evil HR guy/gal. Outgoing Personality................Always going out of the office Good Communication Skills.........Spends lots of time on phone Average Employee....................Not too bright Exceptionally Well Qualified........Made no major blunders yet Work is First Priority.................Too ugly to get a date Active Socially.........................Drinks a lot Family is Active Socially............Spouse drinks, too Independent Worker.................Nobody knows what he/she does Quick Thinking.........................Offers plausible excuses Careful Thinker........................Won't make a decision Aggressive..............................Obnoxious Uses Logic on Difficult Jobs........Gets someone else to do it Expresses Themselves Well........Speaks English Meticulous Attention to Detail....A nit picker Has Leadership Qualities............Is tall or has a loud voice Exceptionally Good Judgment......Lucky Keen Sense of Humor................Knows a lot of dirty jokes Career Minded..........................Back Stabber Loyal......................................Can't get a job anywhere else
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Saw this on a message board and thought it was hilarious enough to repost here. Good for poking fun at candidate's resumes after they leave the office from an interview with you :) I guess it's only funny if you're a project/hiring manager or evil HR guy/gal. Outgoing Personality................Always going out of the office Good Communication Skills.........Spends lots of time on phone Average Employee....................Not too bright Exceptionally Well Qualified........Made no major blunders yet Work is First Priority.................Too ugly to get a date Active Socially.........................Drinks a lot Family is Active Socially............Spouse drinks, too Independent Worker.................Nobody knows what he/she does Quick Thinking.........................Offers plausible excuses Careful Thinker........................Won't make a decision Aggressive..............................Obnoxious Uses Logic on Difficult Jobs........Gets someone else to do it Expresses Themselves Well........Speaks English Meticulous Attention to Detail....A nit picker Has Leadership Qualities............Is tall or has a loud voice Exceptionally Good Judgment......Lucky Keen Sense of Humor................Knows a lot of dirty jokes Career Minded..........................Back Stabber Loyal......................................Can't get a job anywhere else
Excellent ! So darn true ! Check your resumees folks and find out what your old bosses really thought of you. Regardz Colin J Davies
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