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If you really want to freak the boss go otaku and show up as Sailor Bubba. Just warn all your other coworkers first so they know what's going to happen. first. X|
-- Rules of thumb should not be taken for the whole hand.
dan neely wrote:
go otaku and show up as Sailor Bubba
Umm, I'm not familiar with the reference.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
My mate Norman, has a boss, who has started having Friday afternoon meetings. It is interfering with our social calander. :sigh: Any ideas on how to "discourage" this disturbing series of events? :confused:
Programming from a spec is like walking on water ...... Its Easier once frozen ;-)
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My mate Norman, has a boss, who has started having Friday afternoon meetings. It is interfering with our social calander. :sigh: Any ideas on how to "discourage" this disturbing series of events? :confused:
Programming from a spec is like walking on water ...... Its Easier once frozen ;-)
If your current employer doesn't care about your life well then you need a new employer. Life is to short to spend in a fabric covered box when you don't like what your doing. To be perfectly honest the happiest times in my life were when I was broke and unemployed.
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Better yet, show up in a Wonder Woman costume. In fact, show up every week in dressed as a different superhero.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001Nah... everyone needs to come in a coat and tie. Around 3 or 4, start looking at your watches... :)
Charlie Gilley Will program for food... Whoever said children were cheaper by the dozen... lied. My son's PDA is an M249 SAW. My other son commutes in an M1A2 Abrams
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dan neely wrote:
go otaku and show up as Sailor Bubba
Umm, I'm not familiar with the reference.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
If your current employer doesn't care about your life well then you need a new employer. Life is to short to spend in a fabric covered box when you don't like what your doing. To be perfectly honest the happiest times in my life were when I was broke and unemployed.
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As you know, I take great pleasure in helping others. If it'll make you happy, please feel free to route your paychecks to me. It sounds like a real win / win situation. :-D
Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalStrategyConsulting.com
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As you know, I take great pleasure in helping others. If it'll make you happy, please feel free to route your paychecks to me. It sounds like a real win / win situation. :-D
Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalStrategyConsulting.com
Ok, Whats your bank account and routing number, I have a friend in Nigeria who can help you out?
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Ok, Whats your bank account and routing number, I have a friend in Nigeria who can help you out?
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:laugh: Touche!
Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes www.PracticalStrategyConsulting.com
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Garth T wrote:
Any ideas on how to "discourage" this disturbing series of events?
Have everybody eat chili for lunch on fridays.
Chilies and Onions. Also sumptous lunch for everyone so that all feel sleepy too.
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Yeah, I'm the "mate Norman", and they are business meetings ("information sessions")! The boss does give us a few beers at the end, but I'd rather be somewhere else.
normanS wrote:
The boss does give us a few beers at the end
Just an eye-wash to protect his image from bieng tarnished as tyrants.
Vasudevan Deepak Kumar Personal Homepage Tech Gossips
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Garth T wrote:
It is interfering with our social calander.
Stop lying. You have no social calendar. :laugh:
ednrgc wrote:
Stop lying. You have no social calendar.
:-D
Vasudevan Deepak Kumar Personal Homepage Tech Gossips
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If your current employer doesn't care about your life well then you need a new employer. Life is to short to spend in a fabric covered box when you don't like what your doing. To be perfectly honest the happiest times in my life were when I was broke and unemployed.
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Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:
happiest times in my life were when I was broke and unemployed
so you are a masochist? ;)
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Better yet, show up in a Wonder Woman costume. In fact, show up every week in dressed as a different superhero.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001My brother who is a grade 4 teacher and was once told by the school pricipal that he needed to get in touch with the feminine side of his personality. So the next day at school, being dress-up day, he arrived wearing a wig, makeup and a knee length dress complete with stuffed bra and panty hose. He topped the outfit off with some really nice heels, too. He now has a reprimand on file that he's actually quite proud of. But none of the pictures taken are allowed to be hung up at the school. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] I agree with you that my argument is useless. [Red Stateler] Hey, I am part of a special bread, we are called smart people [Captain See Sharp] The zen of the soapbox is hard to attain...[Jörgen Sigvardsson] I wish I could remember what it was like to only have a short term memory.[David Kentley]
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My brother who is a grade 4 teacher and was once told by the school pricipal that he needed to get in touch with the feminine side of his personality. So the next day at school, being dress-up day, he arrived wearing a wig, makeup and a knee length dress complete with stuffed bra and panty hose. He topped the outfit off with some really nice heels, too. He now has a reprimand on file that he's actually quite proud of. But none of the pictures taken are allowed to be hung up at the school. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] I agree with you that my argument is useless. [Red Stateler] Hey, I am part of a special bread, we are called smart people [Captain See Sharp] The zen of the soapbox is hard to attain...[Jörgen Sigvardsson] I wish I could remember what it was like to only have a short term memory.[David Kentley]
Chris Meech wrote:
a grade 4 teacher and was once told by the school pricipal that he needed to get in touch with the feminine side of his personality
Sounds more like a come-on from the principal than anything else :~.
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My mate Norman, has a boss, who has started having Friday afternoon meetings. It is interfering with our social calander. :sigh: Any ideas on how to "discourage" this disturbing series of events? :confused:
Programming from a spec is like walking on water ...... Its Easier once frozen ;-)
Have everyone show up with fishing rods and or golf clubs and changed in weekend wear and tap their toes continuously throughout the meeting and only give monosyllabic responses if directly questioned. Or go in early before the boss with multiple copies of help wanted ads for your industry with circled ads on them and scatter them about the meeting table then split and show up after everyone else.
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My mate Norman, has a boss, who has started having Friday afternoon meetings. It is interfering with our social calander. :sigh: Any ideas on how to "discourage" this disturbing series of events? :confused:
Programming from a spec is like walking on water ...... Its Easier once frozen ;-)
Siebel was famous for holding meetings starting at 5 pm on Fridays. Bunch of Nazis!
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normanS wrote:
The boss does give us a few beers at the end
Just an eye-wash to protect his image from bieng tarnished as tyrants.
Vasudevan Deepak Kumar Personal Homepage Tech Gossips
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My mate Norman, has a boss, who has started having Friday afternoon meetings. It is interfering with our social calander. :sigh: Any ideas on how to "discourage" this disturbing series of events? :confused:
Programming from a spec is like walking on water ...... Its Easier once frozen ;-)
