What would a [insert language] programmer look like?
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...what? No RPG programmers? CLP? ...CLLE? ...REXX/400?? Are we a dying breed...? :(( RPG(IV or ILE, not III or prior): Demeanor: Suave, yet a little strange. Very odd sense of humor--primarily consisting of bad puns. Appears excited when a fellow punster challenges wit. Appearance: Not balding, but not far from it. Appears stressed constantly. Coffee is present, possibly with coffee maker on desk. Cup is cleaned every other Friday...maybe. Cheezit consumption from 10:00-10:15 am. Often forages for chocolates or other goodies. :cool: -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Information Systems - Programmer / Network Administrator IBM AS/400: ILE RPG IV, CL, SQL/400, REXX/400 PC: Visual Basic, T-SQL, Microsoft Access Internet: HTML, ASP, ADO, JavaScript, VBScript, CSS, AJAX)
Koohiisan99 wrote:
Cheezit consumption from 10:00-10:15 am.
haha... this was my habit for awhile, although it'd be more like 10:00 - 11:00.
This statement was never false.
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Braces hold up men's trousers. Suspenders hold up ladies' stockings. Men wearing suspenders in the UK is reserved for high court judges and Conservative politicians. Personally, I blame the private schools.
How in the world did that get messed with when the US's English went on it's own evolutionary path?
CleaKO
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"Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!" - Frank the Tank (Old School) -
If you work with Unix, it is essential to have a beard and be overweight by at least 40 lbs.
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I would also add Granola Crunchy aka "hippie" cum unkempt yuppie :laugh:
The reason why a poor man will always be poor and the rich man will always be rich, is because the poor man will always maximize his expenditures and the rich man will always maximize his potential. --T.Parker
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C++: Thin and wiry, a patchwork of pale skin, odd scars, and wind burn. They appear clumsy, until suddenly they turn on you. VB: Remember the "O face" guy from Office Space? Like that. C#: Kinda pudgy. But cheerful. Java: Despite their weasel-like appearance and demeanor, these programmers are kind, generous folk at heart. Web: Functioning alcoholics. SQL: Malfunctioning alcoholics.
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...the wind blows over it and it is gone, and its place remembers it no more...
Shog9 wrote:
SQL: Malfunctioning alcoholics.
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