JOTD
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Mrs. Anderson was teaching vocabulary to her 4th grade class. Her next word was "indefinitely." She stood before the class and asked, "So, can anyone give me a sentence that uses the word 'indefinitely'?" Johnny, way in the back, immediately shot his hand up in the air, but Mrs. Anderson knew he was a trouble-maker, so ignored him. She called on Sara in the front row. "Yes, Sara, what's your sentence?" Sara said, "Well, my dad lost his job last week, so now we have no money indefinitely." Mrs. Anderson nodded and said, "That's pretty good Sara. Now, can anyone else give me a sentence using 'indefinitely'?" Little Johnny again put his hand WAYYYY up in the air, desperately wanting to be called on. But no, Mrs. Anderson knew that calling on him would only result in trouble. She looked around the classroom, and thankfully Alex had his hand up, so she called on him. "Alex, what's your sentence?" "My house was flooded after the storm, so the family has no place to live indefinitely," he said. Mrs. Anderson smiled and said, "Good Alex, but I think someone can make an even better sentence. Anyone?" Little Johnny again put his hand up, REALLY wanting to be called on. Mrs. Anderson looked around the room, but no other kids had their hands up. So she sighed and said, "OK Johnny, what's your sentence?" Johnny stood up tall, cleared his throat, and announced: "As my balls are slappin' against her ass, I know I'm in definitely!" --Mike-- Buy me stuff! (Link fixed now) Like the Google toolbar? Then check out UltraBar, with more features & customizable search engines! My really out-of-date homepage Big fan of Alyson Hannigan and Jamie Salé.
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Mrs. Anderson was teaching vocabulary to her 4th grade class. Her next word was "indefinitely." She stood before the class and asked, "So, can anyone give me a sentence that uses the word 'indefinitely'?" Johnny, way in the back, immediately shot his hand up in the air, but Mrs. Anderson knew he was a trouble-maker, so ignored him. She called on Sara in the front row. "Yes, Sara, what's your sentence?" Sara said, "Well, my dad lost his job last week, so now we have no money indefinitely." Mrs. Anderson nodded and said, "That's pretty good Sara. Now, can anyone else give me a sentence using 'indefinitely'?" Little Johnny again put his hand WAYYYY up in the air, desperately wanting to be called on. But no, Mrs. Anderson knew that calling on him would only result in trouble. She looked around the classroom, and thankfully Alex had his hand up, so she called on him. "Alex, what's your sentence?" "My house was flooded after the storm, so the family has no place to live indefinitely," he said. Mrs. Anderson smiled and said, "Good Alex, but I think someone can make an even better sentence. Anyone?" Little Johnny again put his hand up, REALLY wanting to be called on. Mrs. Anderson looked around the room, but no other kids had their hands up. So she sighed and said, "OK Johnny, what's your sentence?" Johnny stood up tall, cleared his throat, and announced: "As my balls are slappin' against her ass, I know I'm in definitely!" --Mike-- Buy me stuff! (Link fixed now) Like the Google toolbar? Then check out UltraBar, with more features & customizable search engines! My really out-of-date homepage Big fan of Alyson Hannigan and Jamie Salé.
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Mrs. Anderson was teaching vocabulary to her 4th grade class. Her next word was "indefinitely." She stood before the class and asked, "So, can anyone give me a sentence that uses the word 'indefinitely'?" Johnny, way in the back, immediately shot his hand up in the air, but Mrs. Anderson knew he was a trouble-maker, so ignored him. She called on Sara in the front row. "Yes, Sara, what's your sentence?" Sara said, "Well, my dad lost his job last week, so now we have no money indefinitely." Mrs. Anderson nodded and said, "That's pretty good Sara. Now, can anyone else give me a sentence using 'indefinitely'?" Little Johnny again put his hand WAYYYY up in the air, desperately wanting to be called on. But no, Mrs. Anderson knew that calling on him would only result in trouble. She looked around the classroom, and thankfully Alex had his hand up, so she called on him. "Alex, what's your sentence?" "My house was flooded after the storm, so the family has no place to live indefinitely," he said. Mrs. Anderson smiled and said, "Good Alex, but I think someone can make an even better sentence. Anyone?" Little Johnny again put his hand up, REALLY wanting to be called on. Mrs. Anderson looked around the room, but no other kids had their hands up. So she sighed and said, "OK Johnny, what's your sentence?" Johnny stood up tall, cleared his throat, and announced: "As my balls are slappin' against her ass, I know I'm in definitely!" --Mike-- Buy me stuff! (Link fixed now) Like the Google toolbar? Then check out UltraBar, with more features & customizable search engines! My really out-of-date homepage Big fan of Alyson Hannigan and Jamie Salé.
This joke was not scripted properly. We could have left the first two kids and allowed the teacher straight to come to Johnny. Otherwise it should have been something like, Johnny : "Too late, my trousers are now wet indefinitely" [the joke is that johnny didnt want to answer he, but he wanted to go out for a piss-break] Regards Nish
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