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Finally, proof God exists!

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  • P PIEBALDconsult

    Expect she'll find lots of...

    Jim Crafton wrote:

    Sapho Juice

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    Hardly! Sapho Juice is the stuff of Mentats, known across the Universe for the prodigious skill and mental calculations and mass data handling. See Sapho Juice[^]

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    • J Jim Crafton

      Paris Hilton gets 45 days in jail[^] ! One can only stand back in awed silence at news like this :)

      ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog

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      l a u r e n
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      no you don't understand ... now we're really gonna get it... "paris hilton's new reality show about prison life" "paris hilton on endless talk shows talking about real life" "paris hilton's new book about people less fortunate" and so on and so forth i wish the jusdge had just told her to stay out of the media for 45 days X|

      "there is no spoon" {me}

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      • P Paul Conrad

        Marc Clifton wrote:

        "poor" and "girl" (as in, innocent, virginal, etc) are not words usually used to describe Paris Hilton.

        Poor little rich girl?

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        Marc Clifton
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        Paul Conrad wrote:

        Poor little rich girl?

        Close. Poor little rich [rhymes with rich] Marc

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        • J Jim Crafton

          Paris Hilton gets 45 days in jail[^] ! One can only stand back in awed silence at news like this :)

          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog

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          Nish Nishant
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          Jim Crafton wrote:

          Finally, proof God exists!

          Jim Crafton wrote:

          Paris Hilton gets 45 days in jail[^] !

          So you are saying God is a cruel bastard who's willing to make dozens of unsuspecting prisoners endure her for 45 days???

          Regards, Nish


          Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
          My latest book : C++/CLI in Action / Amazon.com link

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          • L l a u r e n

            no you don't understand ... now we're really gonna get it... "paris hilton's new reality show about prison life" "paris hilton on endless talk shows talking about real life" "paris hilton's new book about people less fortunate" and so on and so forth i wish the jusdge had just told her to stay out of the media for 45 days X|

            "there is no spoon" {me}

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            Shog9 0
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            l a u r e n wrote:

            i wish the jusdge had just told her to stay out of the media for 45 days

            5 But i could stand a lot longer than 45 days.

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            • N Nish Nishant

              Jim Crafton wrote:

              Finally, proof God exists!

              Jim Crafton wrote:

              Paris Hilton gets 45 days in jail[^] !

              So you are saying God is a cruel bastard who's willing to make dozens of unsuspecting prisoners endure her for 45 days???

              Regards, Nish


              Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
              My latest book : C++/CLI in Action / Amazon.com link

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              Shog9 0
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              Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

              So you are saying God is a cruel bastard who's willing to make dozens of unsuspecting prisoners endure her for 45 days???

              They're prisoners. If they didn't want to be locked up with Paris, they shouldn't have committed their crimes. Heck, this may be the only chance we have to actually rehabilitate a few criminals... :rolleyes:

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              • L l a u r e n

                no you don't understand ... now we're really gonna get it... "paris hilton's new reality show about prison life" "paris hilton on endless talk shows talking about real life" "paris hilton's new book about people less fortunate" and so on and so forth i wish the jusdge had just told her to stay out of the media for 45 days X|

                "there is no spoon" {me}

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                Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                l a u r e n wrote:

                i wish the jusdge had just told her to stay out of the media for 45 days

                I'd like a stronger sentence: STFU for life!

                -- Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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                • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                  l a u r e n wrote:

                  i wish the jusdge had just told her to stay out of the media for 45 days

                  I'd like a stronger sentence: STFU for life!

                  -- Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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                  Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:

                  STFU for life!

                  That's hot. :rolleyes:

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                  • J JimmyRopes

                    Perhaps not the Santa Monica Hilton, and no doubt Spartan by Paris' standards, but it is a far cry from where the typical inmate from Watts would end for their stay at the Inn. :~ Pay-to-Stay Imprisonment[^] Money really does matter in the criminal justice system. You can even buy your way out of having to socialize with the general prison population. X| The situation where you can pay to upgrade your accommodations debunks the myth that there is equal justice for all as guaranteed in the US Constitution. :rolleyes:

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                    "They're opening a Hilton on Alcatraz." :laugh:

                    The tigress is here :-D

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                    • N Nish Nishant

                      Jim Crafton wrote:

                      Finally, proof God exists!

                      Jim Crafton wrote:

                      Paris Hilton gets 45 days in jail[^] !

                      So you are saying God is a cruel bastard who's willing to make dozens of unsuspecting prisoners endure her for 45 days???

                      Regards, Nish


                      Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                      My latest book : C++/CLI in Action / Amazon.com link

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                      This opens up a whole new penal system....

                      The tigress is here :-D

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                      • P Paul Conrad

                        Trollslayer wrote:

                        she still believes the law doesn't really apply to her

                        Maybe now she can realize that one can't always buy their way out of jail :)

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                        Paul Conrad wrote:

                        Maybe now she can realize that one can't always buy their way out of jail

                        :omg: If I were you I would not hold my breath or make any large (or small bets) on that. :laugh:

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                        • J Jim Crafton

                          Paris Hilton gets 45 days in jail[^] ! One can only stand back in awed silence at news like this :)

                          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! VCF Blog

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                          May be staying in jail for 45 days will inspire her and she will come out with a new album or designer line or anything you know and earn a coupla million bucks.Or even a book..that girls loaded you go girl!

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                            "They're opening a Hilton on Alcatraz." :laugh:

                            The tigress is here :-D

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                            JimmyRopes
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                            Trollslayer wrote:

                            "They're opening a Hilton on Alcatraz."

                            Could Paris be on a fact finding mission? :~ Maybe she can get some decorating ideas from her stay at the Inn. :laugh:

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                            • N Nish Nishant

                              Jim Crafton wrote:

                              Finally, proof God exists!

                              Jim Crafton wrote:

                              Paris Hilton gets 45 days in jail[^] !

                              So you are saying God is a cruel bastard who's willing to make dozens of unsuspecting prisoners endure her for 45 days???

                              Regards, Nish


                              Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                              My latest book : C++/CLI in Action / Amazon.com link

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                              britney, paris, christina are all over sexed girls. they dont wear panties show their private parts to the world. what kind of fantacy is this.. since they are bored of doing regular things they are venturing into more wierd things they may move to bdms .. bla bla bla.. i dont know further. by the time they become 40 years old all they might have is big valley/ies or tunnels where only big coke can can satisfy them

                              nagaraju

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