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  • V Vikrant for VC

    One Day One Boy was with a Girl Next Day he was with another Girl 3rd Day he was with another Girl 4th Day he was with another Girl Moral: Girls Change, Boys Don't

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    Pete OHanlon
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    Please - put the fortune cookies away. I'm begging you. Please...

    Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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    • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

      *yawn* :zzz:

      Anna :rose: Linting the day away :cool: Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "If mushy peas are the food of the devil, the stotty cake is the frisbee of God"

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      Pete OHanlon
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      Anna - are you and Beth heading north over the summer?

      Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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      • P peterchen

        Hmm... someone voted you down? So I repeat it: Indian humour doesn't seem to be easily translatable into English.


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        Yikes - 7 votes for me, and 5 votes for you. Looks like there are a lot of people who think randomly nonsensical jokes are great. (Why haven't they voted the original post back up?) Perhaps they took offence to the generalisation, but I'd stand by it - it's fairly well known that different cultures have different senses of humour, so a joke that's hilarious to one culture might seem completely dull to somebody of a vastly different one. Q: What's the difference with a duck? A: One of it's legs is both the same. See?

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        • B benjymous

          Indian humour doesn't seem to be easily translatable into English

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          ednrgc
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          I voted you up

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          • B benjymous

            Indian humour doesn't seem to be easily translatable into English

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            Neither does their money. How much value do you assign to a shiny rock or an elephant tooth?

            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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            "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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            • realJSOPR realJSOP

              Neither does their money. How much value do you assign to a shiny rock or an elephant tooth?

              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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              "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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              Nish Nishant
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              John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

              Neither does their money. How much value do you assign to a shiny rock or an elephant tooth?

              Hey, don't talk disrespectfully about our elephant teeth, okay? It's holy! :mad:

              Regards, Nish


              Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
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                John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                Neither does their money. How much value do you assign to a shiny rock or an elephant tooth?

                Hey, don't talk disrespectfully about our elephant teeth, okay? It's holy! :mad:

                Regards, Nish


                Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                My latest book : C++/CLI in Action / Amazon.com link

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                Holy Elephant Teeth (Batman!) Don't they teach elephants the importance of good dental hygene?

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                • B benjymous

                  Holy Elephant Teeth (Batman!) Don't they teach elephants the importance of good dental hygene?

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                  Nish Nishant
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                  benjymous wrote:

                  Don't they teach elephants the importance of good dental hygene?

                  We only get their teeth once we've sacrificed them during the Friday night sacrifice gatherings. And dental hygiene matters not to a dead elephant!

                  Regards, Nish


                  Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                  My latest book : C++/CLI in Action / Amazon.com link

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                  • B benjymous

                    Yikes - 7 votes for me, and 5 votes for you. Looks like there are a lot of people who think randomly nonsensical jokes are great. (Why haven't they voted the original post back up?) Perhaps they took offence to the generalisation, but I'd stand by it - it's fairly well known that different cultures have different senses of humour, so a joke that's hilarious to one culture might seem completely dull to somebody of a vastly different one. Q: What's the difference with a duck? A: One of it's legs is both the same. See?

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                    Or maybe that indian humor is some kind of sacred cow. :cool:


                    We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
                    My first real C# project | Linkify!|FoldWithUs! | sighist

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                    • B benjymous

                      Yikes - 7 votes for me, and 5 votes for you. Looks like there are a lot of people who think randomly nonsensical jokes are great. (Why haven't they voted the original post back up?) Perhaps they took offence to the generalisation, but I'd stand by it - it's fairly well known that different cultures have different senses of humour, so a joke that's hilarious to one culture might seem completely dull to somebody of a vastly different one. Q: What's the difference with a duck? A: One of it's legs is both the same. See?

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                      Nish Nishant
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                      benjymous wrote:

                      Q: What's the difference with a duck?

                      It's usually "between" :-) What's the difference between a duck?

                      Regards, Nish


                      Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET (my blog)
                      My latest book : C++/CLI in Action / Amazon.com link

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