Being dumb and its drawbacks
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Hi guys, I just wanted to let you know that being dumb can have serious drawbacks. No, I did not take up smoking again. Imagine you are sitting at your desk, and you want to stand up. You would roll back, then maybe place your hand on the desk and stand up. No problem.... but I messed that up. I put my hand on my thigh, rolled forward and stood up. Stood up hard (if you can say so). I have no idea why I did that. My hand is swelling up and hurts like hell. Yes, I am dumb enough to type with that hand. Have you ever done something similarly embarassing? And if you did, will you share it with us? Ouch.
Cheers, Sebastian -- "If it was two men, the non-driver would have challenged the driver to simply crash through the gates. The macho image thing, you know." - Marc Clifton
My hand is currently hurting from playing too much Wii sports the last couple of nights!
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My hand is currently hurting from playing too much Wii sports the last couple of nights!
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No no no!! That's called Mii Sports...and I haven't had the energy to play it for a couple of days! :laugh:
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No no no!! That's called Mii Sports...and I haven't had the energy to play it for a couple of days! :laugh:
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Hi guys, I just wanted to let you know that being dumb can have serious drawbacks. No, I did not take up smoking again. Imagine you are sitting at your desk, and you want to stand up. You would roll back, then maybe place your hand on the desk and stand up. No problem.... but I messed that up. I put my hand on my thigh, rolled forward and stood up. Stood up hard (if you can say so). I have no idea why I did that. My hand is swelling up and hurts like hell. Yes, I am dumb enough to type with that hand. Have you ever done something similarly embarassing? And if you did, will you share it with us? Ouch.
Cheers, Sebastian -- "If it was two men, the non-driver would have challenged the driver to simply crash through the gates. The macho image thing, you know." - Marc Clifton
I put oxygen and acetylene in a potato canon and ignited it with a welding striker. Evidently I am still alive or Heaven is overrated.
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TClarke wrote:
after someone pointed it realised that in the box was the stand he had ordered all that time ago.
:laugh: :laugh: Choked on my coffee reading that one. :D
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i hope you are feeling sleepy for people not calling you by the same.
--BarnaKol on abusive words
Classic, indeed!:laugh:
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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I had this old car, which was the Dodge version of the El Camino. I went to open the door, and pulled the car handle right off. I thought, "well ain't that a beatch." Went to the other side and also pulled that one off! (Thankfully I had a window open so I could open from the inside.) I apparently need to lay off the steroids.
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leckey wrote:
I apparently need to lay off the steroids.
:laugh::laugh::laugh: Either that, or start buying sturdier vehicles. A Hummer, maybe?
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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As for the chain railing: Been there, done that. "Won't happen to me", I thought, "I can easily jump high enough". Yeah, and as things were, I can also jump "too early" very well. Asphalt sucks.
Cheers, Sebastian -- "If it was two men, the non-driver would have challenged the driver to simply crash through the gates. The macho image thing, you know." - Marc Clifton
Sadly being none too tall myself i actually caused my friend to fall flat on his face as he tried that. Reason? I went under the chain... he goes over... Well yeah you can imagine how that worked out for him.
"I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another, until you just wish Flanders was dead." [Homer J Simpson]