BUG LOGGING BY TESTING TEAM.
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How Roshan D'Mello (QA Tester) frustrates developer (Mukesh Thakur) Roshan D'Mello: Hey Mukesh, there is a bug in your code. Type a text in user name text box and press enter. Beep sound doesn't appear. Mukesh Thakur: How can that be a bug? There is no requirement that beep sound should come. Anyway, I will assign it to offshore and get it fixed. After 2 days, Mukesh Thakur: Roshan, bug is fixed. Please verify. After another 2 days, Roshan D'Mello: I have re-opened the bug because sound is not coming in some PCs. Sound is coming in my machine, but my colleague Rajat Choudhry is not getting the sound. After another 2 days, Mukesh Thakur: Not a bug. I observed that your friend Rajat Choudhry has old IBM machine. Unlike your DELL machine, IBM machines do not have inbuilt speakers. So, to hear the sound in Rajat Choudhry's machine, please use head phones and then get the bug closed soon. Another 2 days, Roshan D'Mello: I have re-opened the bug because sound tone is different across different machines. Sound is coming as 'BEEP' in my machine, but my colleague Rajat Choudhry who is having IBM machine is getting the sound as 'TONG'. Mukesh Thakur: Not a bug. Get lost man. What can we do for the bug? The two machines are built in such a way that they produce different sounds. Do you expect the developers to rebuild the IBM processors to make them uniform? Please close it. Another 2 days, Roshan D'Mello: I have re-opened the bug because intensity of beep sound produced on 2 different DELL machines is different. My machine produces beep sound of intensity 10 decibels whereas my friend's machine produces sound worth 20 decibels. Fix your code to make the sound uniform across all machines. Another 2 days later, Mukesh Thakur: Once again it is not a bug. I have noticed that the volume set is different on the two machines. Ensure that volume is same in both the machines before I get mad and then close the bug. Another 2 days, Roshan D'Mello: I have re-opened the bug. Mukesh Thakur: What ?? Why? What more stupid reasons can be there for re-opening? Roshan D'Mello: Sound intensity is different for machines placed at different locations (different buildings). So, I have re-opened it. After 2 days, Mukesh Thakur: I have made some scientists do an acoustical analysis of the two buildings you used for testing. They have observed that the acoustics in the two buildings varies to a large extent. That is why sound intensity is different across the 2 build
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Regards, Vijay. God may not give us what we 'want', but he surely gives us what we 'need'.
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How Roshan D'Mello (QA Tester) frustrates developer (Mukesh Thakur) Roshan D'Mello: Hey Mukesh, there is a bug in your code. Type a text in user name text box and press enter. Beep sound doesn't appear. Mukesh Thakur: How can that be a bug? There is no requirement that beep sound should come. Anyway, I will assign it to offshore and get it fixed. After 2 days, Mukesh Thakur: Roshan, bug is fixed. Please verify. After another 2 days, Roshan D'Mello: I have re-opened the bug because sound is not coming in some PCs. Sound is coming in my machine, but my colleague Rajat Choudhry is not getting the sound. After another 2 days, Mukesh Thakur: Not a bug. I observed that your friend Rajat Choudhry has old IBM machine. Unlike your DELL machine, IBM machines do not have inbuilt speakers. So, to hear the sound in Rajat Choudhry's machine, please use head phones and then get the bug closed soon. Another 2 days, Roshan D'Mello: I have re-opened the bug because sound tone is different across different machines. Sound is coming as 'BEEP' in my machine, but my colleague Rajat Choudhry who is having IBM machine is getting the sound as 'TONG'. Mukesh Thakur: Not a bug. Get lost man. What can we do for the bug? The two machines are built in such a way that they produce different sounds. Do you expect the developers to rebuild the IBM processors to make them uniform? Please close it. Another 2 days, Roshan D'Mello: I have re-opened the bug because intensity of beep sound produced on 2 different DELL machines is different. My machine produces beep sound of intensity 10 decibels whereas my friend's machine produces sound worth 20 decibels. Fix your code to make the sound uniform across all machines. Another 2 days later, Mukesh Thakur: Once again it is not a bug. I have noticed that the volume set is different on the two machines. Ensure that volume is same in both the machines before I get mad and then close the bug. Another 2 days, Roshan D'Mello: I have re-opened the bug. Mukesh Thakur: What ?? Why? What more stupid reasons can be there for re-opening? Roshan D'Mello: Sound intensity is different for machines placed at different locations (different buildings). So, I have re-opened it. After 2 days, Mukesh Thakur: I have made some scientists do an acoustical analysis of the two buildings you used for testing. They have observed that the acoustics in the two buildings varies to a large extent. That is why sound intensity is different across the 2 build
Vikrant for VC++ wrote:
Roshan D'Mello:
Must be non Technical guy TL/PM Nice one took my 5 :laugh:
Thanks and Regards Sandeep If If you look at what you do not have in life, you don't have anything, If you look at what you have in life, you have everything... "
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How Roshan D'Mello (QA Tester) frustrates developer (Mukesh Thakur) Roshan D'Mello: Hey Mukesh, there is a bug in your code. Type a text in user name text box and press enter. Beep sound doesn't appear. Mukesh Thakur: How can that be a bug? There is no requirement that beep sound should come. Anyway, I will assign it to offshore and get it fixed. After 2 days, Mukesh Thakur: Roshan, bug is fixed. Please verify. After another 2 days, Roshan D'Mello: I have re-opened the bug because sound is not coming in some PCs. Sound is coming in my machine, but my colleague Rajat Choudhry is not getting the sound. After another 2 days, Mukesh Thakur: Not a bug. I observed that your friend Rajat Choudhry has old IBM machine. Unlike your DELL machine, IBM machines do not have inbuilt speakers. So, to hear the sound in Rajat Choudhry's machine, please use head phones and then get the bug closed soon. Another 2 days, Roshan D'Mello: I have re-opened the bug because sound tone is different across different machines. Sound is coming as 'BEEP' in my machine, but my colleague Rajat Choudhry who is having IBM machine is getting the sound as 'TONG'. Mukesh Thakur: Not a bug. Get lost man. What can we do for the bug? The two machines are built in such a way that they produce different sounds. Do you expect the developers to rebuild the IBM processors to make them uniform? Please close it. Another 2 days, Roshan D'Mello: I have re-opened the bug because intensity of beep sound produced on 2 different DELL machines is different. My machine produces beep sound of intensity 10 decibels whereas my friend's machine produces sound worth 20 decibels. Fix your code to make the sound uniform across all machines. Another 2 days later, Mukesh Thakur: Once again it is not a bug. I have noticed that the volume set is different on the two machines. Ensure that volume is same in both the machines before I get mad and then close the bug. Another 2 days, Roshan D'Mello: I have re-opened the bug. Mukesh Thakur: What ?? Why? What more stupid reasons can be there for re-opening? Roshan D'Mello: Sound intensity is different for machines placed at different locations (different buildings). So, I have re-opened it. After 2 days, Mukesh Thakur: I have made some scientists do an acoustical analysis of the two buildings you used for testing. They have observed that the acoustics in the two buildings varies to a large extent. That is why sound intensity is different across the 2 build
This reminds me of the (alegorical) tester who raised a defect that he pulled the plug on his PC and when he powered back up, the application wasn't in the state it was in before he pulled the plug.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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This reminds me of the (alegorical) tester who raised a defect that he pulled the plug on his PC and when he powered back up, the application wasn't in the state it was in before he pulled the plug.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Pete O`Hanlon wrote:
This reminds me of the (alegorical) tester who raised a defect that he pulled the plug on his PC and when he powered back up, the application wasn't in the state it was in before he pulled the plug.
:laugh::laugh: Wonderful Pete! I've encountered one that peeled the skin of a banana and pressed it into the mechanics and electronics of the system we were developing at that time. He claimed that the banana was conductive and this would prove what happens if the system was filled with water. If he was right or not I don't really know, but watching this highly scientific quality assurance method was mind blowing. :wtf: He was known for crazy ideas and was quite capable of pulling the same kind of stunt you described.
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Pete O`Hanlon wrote:
This reminds me of the (alegorical) tester who raised a defect that he pulled the plug on his PC and when he powered back up, the application wasn't in the state it was in before he pulled the plug.
:laugh::laugh: Wonderful Pete! I've encountered one that peeled the skin of a banana and pressed it into the mechanics and electronics of the system we were developing at that time. He claimed that the banana was conductive and this would prove what happens if the system was filled with water. If he was right or not I don't really know, but watching this highly scientific quality assurance method was mind blowing. :wtf: He was known for crazy ideas and was quite capable of pulling the same kind of stunt you described.
"It's supposed to be hard, otherwise anybody could do it!" - selfquote
"High speed never compensates for wrong direction!" - unknown:laugh:These people should not be allowed to breed.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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How Roshan D'Mello (QA Tester) frustrates developer (Mukesh Thakur) Roshan D'Mello: Hey Mukesh, there is a bug in your code. Type a text in user name text box and press enter. Beep sound doesn't appear. Mukesh Thakur: How can that be a bug? There is no requirement that beep sound should come. Anyway, I will assign it to offshore and get it fixed. After 2 days, Mukesh Thakur: Roshan, bug is fixed. Please verify. After another 2 days, Roshan D'Mello: I have re-opened the bug because sound is not coming in some PCs. Sound is coming in my machine, but my colleague Rajat Choudhry is not getting the sound. After another 2 days, Mukesh Thakur: Not a bug. I observed that your friend Rajat Choudhry has old IBM machine. Unlike your DELL machine, IBM machines do not have inbuilt speakers. So, to hear the sound in Rajat Choudhry's machine, please use head phones and then get the bug closed soon. Another 2 days, Roshan D'Mello: I have re-opened the bug because sound tone is different across different machines. Sound is coming as 'BEEP' in my machine, but my colleague Rajat Choudhry who is having IBM machine is getting the sound as 'TONG'. Mukesh Thakur: Not a bug. Get lost man. What can we do for the bug? The two machines are built in such a way that they produce different sounds. Do you expect the developers to rebuild the IBM processors to make them uniform? Please close it. Another 2 days, Roshan D'Mello: I have re-opened the bug because intensity of beep sound produced on 2 different DELL machines is different. My machine produces beep sound of intensity 10 decibels whereas my friend's machine produces sound worth 20 decibels. Fix your code to make the sound uniform across all machines. Another 2 days later, Mukesh Thakur: Once again it is not a bug. I have noticed that the volume set is different on the two machines. Ensure that volume is same in both the machines before I get mad and then close the bug. Another 2 days, Roshan D'Mello: I have re-opened the bug. Mukesh Thakur: What ?? Why? What more stupid reasons can be there for re-opening? Roshan D'Mello: Sound intensity is different for machines placed at different locations (different buildings). So, I have re-opened it. After 2 days, Mukesh Thakur: I have made some scientists do an acoustical analysis of the two buildings you used for testing. They have observed that the acoustics in the two buildings varies to a large extent. That is why sound intensity is different across the 2 build
Vikrant for VC++ wrote:
Mukesh Thakur: How can that be a bug? There is no requirement that beep sound should come. Anyway, I will assign it to offshore and get it fixed.
So...um..... where do Indians outsource code to then?
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Vikrant for VC++ wrote:
Mukesh Thakur: How can that be a bug? There is no requirement that beep sound should come. Anyway, I will assign it to offshore and get it fixed.
So...um..... where do Indians outsource code to then?
J4amieC wrote:
So...um..... where do Indians outsource code to then?
America
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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How Roshan D'Mello (QA Tester) frustrates developer (Mukesh Thakur) Roshan D'Mello: Hey Mukesh, there is a bug in your code. Type a text in user name text box and press enter. Beep sound doesn't appear. Mukesh Thakur: How can that be a bug? There is no requirement that beep sound should come. Anyway, I will assign it to offshore and get it fixed. After 2 days, Mukesh Thakur: Roshan, bug is fixed. Please verify. After another 2 days, Roshan D'Mello: I have re-opened the bug because sound is not coming in some PCs. Sound is coming in my machine, but my colleague Rajat Choudhry is not getting the sound. After another 2 days, Mukesh Thakur: Not a bug. I observed that your friend Rajat Choudhry has old IBM machine. Unlike your DELL machine, IBM machines do not have inbuilt speakers. So, to hear the sound in Rajat Choudhry's machine, please use head phones and then get the bug closed soon. Another 2 days, Roshan D'Mello: I have re-opened the bug because sound tone is different across different machines. Sound is coming as 'BEEP' in my machine, but my colleague Rajat Choudhry who is having IBM machine is getting the sound as 'TONG'. Mukesh Thakur: Not a bug. Get lost man. What can we do for the bug? The two machines are built in such a way that they produce different sounds. Do you expect the developers to rebuild the IBM processors to make them uniform? Please close it. Another 2 days, Roshan D'Mello: I have re-opened the bug because intensity of beep sound produced on 2 different DELL machines is different. My machine produces beep sound of intensity 10 decibels whereas my friend's machine produces sound worth 20 decibels. Fix your code to make the sound uniform across all machines. Another 2 days later, Mukesh Thakur: Once again it is not a bug. I have noticed that the volume set is different on the two machines. Ensure that volume is same in both the machines before I get mad and then close the bug. Another 2 days, Roshan D'Mello: I have re-opened the bug. Mukesh Thakur: What ?? Why? What more stupid reasons can be there for re-opening? Roshan D'Mello: Sound intensity is different for machines placed at different locations (different buildings). So, I have re-opened it. After 2 days, Mukesh Thakur: I have made some scientists do an acoustical analysis of the two buildings you used for testing. They have observed that the acoustics in the two buildings varies to a large extent. That is why sound intensity is different across the 2 build
Won't work sound does travel through a vacuum. Seriously pretty good, I think I've worked on that team.:)
Steven S. Ashley
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Won't work sound does travel through a vacuum. Seriously pretty good, I think I've worked on that team.:)
Steven S. Ashley
Steven Ashley wrote:
Won't work sound does travel through a vacuum.
:wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:
-- You have to explain to them [VB coders] what you mean by "typed". their first response is likely to be something like, "Of course my code is typed. Do you think i magically project it onto the screen with the power of my mind?" --- John Simmons / outlaw programmer
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Won't work sound does travel through a vacuum. Seriously pretty good, I think I've worked on that team.:)
Steven S. Ashley
It will if the tester puts his ear up to the speaker. :-D
I would teach the world that science is not about truth, but is about trying to get closer to the truth. - Kathy Sykes