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  • C Christian Graus

    I wonder how many variations on this exist ? What on earth is a Saree ?

    Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )

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    Richard Andrew x64
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    That's an Indian garment. I believe it is properly spelled Sari.

    -------------------------------- "All that is necessary for the forces of evil to win in the world is for enough good men to do nothing" -- Edmund Burke

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    • Richard Andrew x64R Richard Andrew x64

      That's an Indian garment. I believe it is properly spelled Sari.

      -------------------------------- "All that is necessary for the forces of evil to win in the world is for enough good men to do nothing" -- Edmund Burke

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      OK - that's the connection I made, too, but the spelling made me think it could be something else.

      Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )

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      • C Christian Graus

        I wonder how many variations on this exist ? What on earth is a Saree ?

        Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )

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        Sathesh Sakthivel
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        The Sari is an Indian Traditional dress code for women. For more Details Clickety[^]

        Regards, Satips.:rose:

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        • C Christian Graus

          I wonder how many variations on this exist ? What on earth is a Saree ?

          Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )

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          Shog9 0
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          Christian Graus wrote:

          What on earth is a Saree ?

          An insincere apology... :->

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          ...the wind blows over it and it is gone, and its place remembers it no more...

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          • C Christian Graus

            OK - that's the connection I made, too, but the spelling made me think it could be something else.

            Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )

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            Sathesh Sakthivel
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            No Problem CG.

            Regards, Satips.:rose:

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            • N Niiiissssshhhhhuuuuu

              Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities. Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3 , Cricket 5.0 , BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help! Thanks, "Troubled User" REPLY : Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that people complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support) I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2 . However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0 WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

              Regards :rose:, Nishu

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              Tamimi Code
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              this is the first time I see it... its real funny :laugh::laugh:

              When you get mad...THINK twice that the only advice Tamimi - Code

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              • A Anton Afanasyev

                oh come ON....this is soooooo old now...


                :badger:

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                Vasudevan Deepak Kumar
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                Anton Afanasyev wrote:

                oh come ON....this is soooooo old now...

                It is like MSDOS 3.2. Almost deprecated now. :-D

                Vasudevan Deepak Kumar Personal Homepage Tech Gossips

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                • N Niiiissssshhhhhuuuuu

                  Ok Lemme change the versions then...;):laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

                  Regards :rose:, Nishu

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                  Vasudevan Deepak Kumar
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                  Niiiissssshhhhhuuuuu wrote:

                  Ok Lemme change the versions then...

                  and update with some service packs too. :-D

                  Vasudevan Deepak Kumar Personal Homepage Tech Gossips

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                  • C Christian Graus

                    I wonder how many variations on this exist ? What on earth is a Saree ?

                    Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )

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                    Vasudevan Deepak Kumar
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                    Christian Graus wrote:

                    Saree

                    Saree is a traditional Indian dress.

                    Vasudevan Deepak Kumar Personal Homepage Tech Gossips

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                    • S Shog9 0

                      Christian Graus wrote:

                      What on earth is a Saree ?

                      An insincere apology... :->

                      ----

                      ...the wind blows over it and it is gone, and its place remembers it no more...

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                      Vasudevan Deepak Kumar
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                      Shog9 wrote:

                      An insincere apology...

                      That is sorry, right?

                      Vasudevan Deepak Kumar Personal Homepage Tech Gossips

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                      • C Christian Graus

                        I wonder how many variations on this exist ? What on earth is a Saree ?

                        Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )

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                        Niiiissssshhhhhuuuuu
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                        Chris, You should visit India once...you will get infinite variations ....;P;P;P;P;P

                        Regards :rose:, Nishu

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                        • N Niiiissssshhhhhuuuuu

                          Chris, You should visit India once...you will get infinite variations ....;P;P;P;P;P

                          Regards :rose:, Nishu

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                          Vasudevan Deepak Kumar
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                          Welcome to India. http://www.incredibleindia.org/[^]

                          Vasudevan Deepak Kumar Personal Homepage Tech Gossips

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                          • V Vasudevan Deepak Kumar

                            Anton Afanasyev wrote:

                            oh come ON....this is soooooo old now...

                            It is like MSDOS 3.2. Almost deprecated now. :-D

                            Vasudevan Deepak Kumar Personal Homepage Tech Gossips

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                            DJ van Wyk
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                            I still have a copy of MS-Dos 3.3 PC-Dos is really old and more comparable to this joke.

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                            • V Vasudevan Deepak Kumar

                              Niiiissssshhhhhuuuuu wrote:

                              Ok Lemme change the versions then...

                              and update with some service packs too. :-D

                              Vasudevan Deepak Kumar Personal Homepage Tech Gossips

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                              Niiiissssshhhhhuuuuu
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                              Sure...do u have any patches....?:laugh::laugh::laugh:

                              Regards :rose:, Nishu

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                              • N Niiiissssshhhhhuuuuu

                                Sure...do u have any patches....?:laugh::laugh::laugh:

                                Regards :rose:, Nishu

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                                Sathesh Sakthivel
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                                What type of Pack do you want ?

                                Regards, Satips.:rose:

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                                • N Niiiissssshhhhhuuuuu

                                  Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities. Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3 , Cricket 5.0 , BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help! Thanks, "Troubled User" REPLY : Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that people complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support) I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2 . However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0 WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

                                  Regards :rose:, Nishu

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                                  NormDroid
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                                  :zzz:

                                  .net is a box of never ending treasures, every day I get find another gem.

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                                  • N Niiiissssshhhhhuuuuu

                                    Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities. Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3 , Cricket 5.0 , BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help! Thanks, "Troubled User" REPLY : Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that people complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support) I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2 . However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0 WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

                                    Regards :rose:, Nishu

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                                    _AK_
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                                    A nice one.. But really very old. :)

                                    Best Regards, Apurva Kaushal

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                                    • N Niiiissssshhhhhuuuuu

                                      Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities. Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3 , Cricket 5.0 , BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help! Thanks, "Troubled User" REPLY : Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that people complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support) I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2 . However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0 WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

                                      Regards :rose:, Nishu

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                                      gvisgr8
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                                      THis is so OLD , it reminds me of the days of using alta vista of win 98... opening and checking mails was quite a big task at that time...

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                                      • S Sathesh Sakthivel

                                        What type of Pack do you want ?

                                        Regards, Satips.:rose:

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                                        Niiiissssshhhhhuuuuu
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                                        New girlfriend patch...............;P;P;P;P

                                        Regards :rose:, Nish

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                                        • T Tamimi Code

                                          this is the first time I see it... its real funny :laugh::laugh:

                                          When you get mad...THINK twice that the only advice Tamimi - Code

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                                          Tamimi - Code wrote:

                                          this is the first time I see it

                                          Have you been living in a cave :omg:


                                          - "I'm not lying, I'm just writing fiction with my mouth"

                                          Phil Harding.
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