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ALERT !! Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0

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  • N Niiiissssshhhhhuuuuu

    Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities. Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3 , Cricket 5.0 , BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help! Thanks, "Troubled User" REPLY : Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that people complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support) I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2 . However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0 WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

    Regards :rose:, Nishu

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    gvisgr8
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    THis is so OLD , it reminds me of the days of using alta vista of win 98... opening and checking mails was quite a big task at that time...

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    • S Sathesh Sakthivel

      What type of Pack do you want ?

      Regards, Satips.:rose:

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      Niiiissssshhhhhuuuuu
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      New girlfriend patch...............;P;P;P;P

      Regards :rose:, Nish

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      • T Tamimi Code

        this is the first time I see it... its real funny :laugh::laugh:

        When you get mad...THINK twice that the only advice Tamimi - Code

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        Phil Harding
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        Tamimi - Code wrote:

        this is the first time I see it

        Have you been living in a cave :omg:


        - "I'm not lying, I'm just writing fiction with my mouth"

        Phil Harding.
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        • N Niiiissssshhhhhuuuuu

          Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities. Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3 , Cricket 5.0 , BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help! Thanks, "Troubled User" REPLY : Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that people complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support) I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2 . However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0 WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

          Regards :rose:, Nishu

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          Lost User
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          Let me guess, you don't have a girlfriend.

          The tigress is here :-D

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          • L Lost User

            Let me guess, you don't have a girlfriend.

            The tigress is here :-D

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            Sathesh Sakthivel
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            Well Said Trollslayer.

            Regards, Satips.:rose:

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            • N Niiiissssshhhhhuuuuu

              Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities. Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3 , Cricket 5.0 , BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help! Thanks, "Troubled User" REPLY : Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that people complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support) I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2 . However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0 WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

              Regards :rose:, Nishu

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              Lost User
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              It was funny the first time I read it. The second time, it got a little funnier because it was worked on. But this time, it's just boring. I guess that's why it's called Wife. Do all wife related things tend to haunt you for the rest of your life, including this joke?

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              • V Vasudevan Deepak Kumar

                Shog9 wrote:

                An insincere apology...

                That is sorry, right?

                Vasudevan Deepak Kumar Personal Homepage Tech Gossips

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                Colin Angus Mackay
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                It is a pun, a play on words.


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                • S Shog9 0

                  Christian Graus wrote:

                  What on earth is a Saree ?

                  An insincere apology... :->

                  ----

                  ...the wind blows over it and it is gone, and its place remembers it no more...

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                  Nish Nishant
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                  Shog9 wrote:

                  An insincere apology...

                  Funnily, some Indians pronounce "sorry" as "sarree" :-)

                  Regards, Nish


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                  • A Anton Afanasyev

                    oh come ON....this is soooooo old now...


                    :badger:

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                    ednrgc
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                    I haven't seen this one in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately, I don't have the memory of a goldfish.

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                    • P Phil Harding

                      Tamimi - Code wrote:

                      this is the first time I see it

                      Have you been living in a cave :omg:


                      - "I'm not lying, I'm just writing fiction with my mouth"

                      Phil Harding.
                      myBlog [^] | mySite [^]

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                      Fernando A Gomez F
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                      He's just violating the second commandment[^], that's it. :)

                      A polar bear is a bear whose coordinates has been changed in terms of sine and cosine. Quanehsti Pah Nation States

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