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    Hope it is not a repost. This woman is rushed to the hospital in critical condition. Her husband waits patiently in the waiting room. After a few minutes, the doctor comes out and asks her assistant for a wrench, which understandably concerns the husband. Then, after a couple more moments, the doctor re-enters the room this time asking for a screwdriver. The man grows worried and begins to pace in circles. Then, a little later, the doctor bursts through the doors screaming for a hammer. At that, the husband, in a state of frenzied terror, runs up to the surgeon and asks, ''Doctor, what the heck is wrong with my wife?'' "I don't know," replies the flustered doctor, "I can't get my damn bag open."

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      Hope it is not a repost. This woman is rushed to the hospital in critical condition. Her husband waits patiently in the waiting room. After a few minutes, the doctor comes out and asks her assistant for a wrench, which understandably concerns the husband. Then, after a couple more moments, the doctor re-enters the room this time asking for a screwdriver. The man grows worried and begins to pace in circles. Then, a little later, the doctor bursts through the doors screaming for a hammer. At that, the husband, in a state of frenzied terror, runs up to the surgeon and asks, ''Doctor, what the heck is wrong with my wife?'' "I don't know," replies the flustered doctor, "I can't get my damn bag open."

      Apurva Kaushal

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      Sathesh Sakthivel
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      Nice One Apurva. But it is Very Old Joke. Got my 5.

      Regards, Satips.:rose:

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        Nice One Apurva. But it is Very Old Joke. Got my 5.

        Regards, Satips.:rose:

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        Ohh.. Actually I saw that today itself... :)

        Apurva Kaushal

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          Ohh.. Actually I saw that today itself... :)

          Apurva Kaushal

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          I have seen this Joke some five years Before.

          Regards, Satips.:rose:

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            I have seen this Joke some five years Before.

            Regards, Satips.:rose:

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            good yaar...:laugh::laugh: havent heard even before 5 year....

            Regards :rose:, Nishu

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              good yaar...:laugh::laugh: havent heard even before 5 year....

              Regards :rose:, Nishu

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              For you it may be new. :laugh: :laugh:

              Regards, Satips.:rose:

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              • S Sathesh Sakthivel

                Nice One Apurva. But it is Very Old Joke. Got my 5.

                Regards, Satips.:rose:

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                Why do you make a weird use of uppercase letters?

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