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    Mark Salsbery
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    O M G :wtf: This one has to hold the record for most WTFs in the comments :laugh: Worse Than Failure[^]

    "Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."

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      O M G :wtf: This one has to hold the record for most WTFs in the comments :laugh: Worse Than Failure[^]

      "Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."

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      Christian Graus
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      I would totally hire this guy. To clean my pool. Maybe.

      Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )

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        I would totally hire this guy. To clean my pool. Maybe.

        Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )

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        Roger Wright
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        :laugh::laugh::laugh: I'd still keep a close watch on him, though...

        "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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          O M G :wtf: This one has to hold the record for most WTFs in the comments :laugh: Worse Than Failure[^]

          "Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."

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          Marc Clifton
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          Mark Salsbery wrote:

          O M G

          Your surprised? I'm not. I'm rarely impressed by college graduates, sad to say. Marc

          Thyme In The Country
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            Mark Salsbery wrote:

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            Your surprised? I'm not. I'm rarely impressed by college graduates, sad to say. Marc

            Thyme In The Country
            Interacx
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            keyboard warrior
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            i guess that depends on what you're looking for.

            ----------------------------------------------------------- Completion Deadline: two days before the day after tomorrow

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              Mark Salsbery wrote:

              O M G

              Your surprised? I'm not. I'm rarely impressed by college graduates, sad to say. Marc

              Thyme In The Country
              Interacx
              My Blog

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              Mark Salsbery
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              Marc Clifton wrote:

              Your surprised?

              No :) It's the comments from readers! I've never seen that many WTFs in the comments. Mark

              "Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."

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                i guess that depends on what you're looking for.

                ----------------------------------------------------------- Completion Deadline: two days before the day after tomorrow

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                Marc Clifton
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                jgasm wrote:

                i guess that depends on what you're looking for.

                True. But rather meaningless. I would expect that a graduate of CS would be able to write decent code. Not necessarily be up to speed on the latest technologies (heaven knows I'm not), but at least be capable of thinking through a problem and writing something decent that can be defended in a pro/con discussion. Critical thinking, analysis, being able to communicate clearly one's ideas--:sigh: The American educational system is disguisting, from hillbilly colleges to ivy league ones (I recently experienced a couple graduates from Ivy League schools and they were no better). I wonder what it's like in other countries. Marc

                Thyme In The Country
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                  jgasm wrote:

                  i guess that depends on what you're looking for.

                  True. But rather meaningless. I would expect that a graduate of CS would be able to write decent code. Not necessarily be up to speed on the latest technologies (heaven knows I'm not), but at least be capable of thinking through a problem and writing something decent that can be defended in a pro/con discussion. Critical thinking, analysis, being able to communicate clearly one's ideas--:sigh: The American educational system is disguisting, from hillbilly colleges to ivy league ones (I recently experienced a couple graduates from Ivy League schools and they were no better). I wonder what it's like in other countries. Marc

                  Thyme In The Country
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                  Josh Smith
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                  Marc Clifton wrote:

                  I wonder what it's like in other countries

                  A lot of other countries couldn't care less about the intellectual caliber of the average CS graduate, so they spend a good amount of time like this[^] enjoying life.

                  :josh: My WPF Blog[^] Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter? Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.

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                    Mark Salsbery wrote:

                    O M G

                    Your surprised? I'm not. I'm rarely impressed by college graduates, sad to say. Marc

                    Thyme In The Country
                    Interacx
                    My Blog

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                    Link2006
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                    Marc Clifton wrote:

                    Your surprised? I'm not. I'm rarely impressed by college graduates, sad to say.

                    That's beacuse you've never graduated college yourself! :laugh:

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                      Marc Clifton wrote:

                      Your surprised?

                      No :) It's the comments from readers! I've never seen that many WTFs in the comments. Mark

                      "Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."

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                      llamadillo
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                      My favorite part about the reader comments is how so many of them - confidently - misunderstand the code they're ripping apart. You don't get that much around here. Most of the posters are able to programmatically tie their shoes, so to speak.

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                        I would totally hire this guy. To clean my pool. Maybe.

                        Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )

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                        leckey 0
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                        What is this 'pool' you talk about?

                        ______________________ stuff + cats = awesome

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                          jgasm wrote:

                          i guess that depends on what you're looking for.

                          True. But rather meaningless. I would expect that a graduate of CS would be able to write decent code. Not necessarily be up to speed on the latest technologies (heaven knows I'm not), but at least be capable of thinking through a problem and writing something decent that can be defended in a pro/con discussion. Critical thinking, analysis, being able to communicate clearly one's ideas--:sigh: The American educational system is disguisting, from hillbilly colleges to ivy league ones (I recently experienced a couple graduates from Ivy League schools and they were no better). I wonder what it's like in other countries. Marc

                          Thyme In The Country
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                          Jerry Hammond
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                          I normally do not criticize other poster's misspelling--Lord knows I can misspelled with the worst of them--but in the context of your post your misspelling of disgusting is disgusting. :P

                          "We are all repositories for genetically-encoded information that we're all spreading back and forth amongst each other, all the time. We're just lousy with information." - Neal Stephenson

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                            Marc Clifton wrote:

                            I wonder what it's like in other countries

                            A lot of other countries couldn't care less about the intellectual caliber of the average CS graduate, so they spend a good amount of time like this[^] enjoying life.

                            :josh: My WPF Blog[^] Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter? Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.

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                            Marc Clifton
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                            Josh Smith wrote:

                            so they spend a good amount of time like this[^] enjoying life.

                            lol. Good one. Well, there's a lot to be said for enjoying life! Marc

                            Thyme In The Country
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                              I normally do not criticize other poster's misspelling--Lord knows I can misspelled with the worst of them--but in the context of your post your misspelling of disgusting is disgusting. :P

                              "We are all repositories for genetically-encoded information that we're all spreading back and forth amongst each other, all the time. We're just lousy with information." - Neal Stephenson

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                              Marc Clifton
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                              Jerry Hammond wrote:

                              but in the context of your post your misspelling of disgusting is disgusting.

                              :) I thought it looked odd, but couldn't think of why. Chalk it up to that old age disease I won't try spelling write now. Marc

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                                Josh Smith wrote:

                                so they spend a good amount of time like this[^] enjoying life.

                                lol. Good one. Well, there's a lot to be said for enjoying life! Marc

                                Thyme In The Country
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                                Josh Smith
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                                Marc Clifton wrote:

                                Well, there's a lot to be said for enjoying life!

                                :laugh:

                                :josh: My WPF Blog[^] Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter? Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.

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                                  Marc Clifton wrote:

                                  Your surprised? I'm not. I'm rarely impressed by college graduates, sad to say.

                                  That's beacuse you've never graduated college yourself! :laugh:

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                                  Josh Smith
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                                  Link2006 wrote:

                                  That's beacuse you've never graduated college yourself!

                                  It always hurts to have a typo in a sentence which is supposed to make you feel smart, doesn't it?

                                  :josh: My WPF Blog[^] Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter? Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.

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                                    Link2006 wrote:

                                    That's beacuse you've never graduated college yourself!

                                    It always hurts to have a typo in a sentence which is supposed to make you feel smart, doesn't it?

                                    :josh: My WPF Blog[^] Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter? Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.

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                                    Link2006
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                                    :~ X|

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                                    • M Mark Salsbery

                                      O M G :wtf: This one has to hold the record for most WTFs in the comments :laugh: Worse Than Failure[^]

                                      "Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."

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                                      NormDroid
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                                      He should of opted for: public static long Factorial(long fact) { return fact == 1 ? fact : fact * Factorial(fact-1); } hope nobodies watching or this could end up answering some kiddies homework ;)

                                      P Think of the environment; please don't print this message unless you really need to.

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                                        He should of opted for: public static long Factorial(long fact) { return fact == 1 ? fact : fact * Factorial(fact-1); } hope nobodies watching or this could end up answering some kiddies homework ;)

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                                        Matthew Bache
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                                        norm .net wrote:

                                        return fact == 1 ? fact : fact * Factorial(fact-1);

                                        what about the case of 0! = 1 I think you just ploughed into a stack overflow. :-D

                                        Matt

                                        if ( ! pMatt->isEnjoying("Sales") )
                                        {
                                        pMatt->retrain("Computer Science");
                                        pMatt->getNewJob("Developer");
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                                          norm .net wrote:

                                          return fact == 1 ? fact : fact * Factorial(fact-1);

                                          what about the case of 0! = 1 I think you just ploughed into a stack overflow. :-D

                                          Matt

                                          if ( ! pMatt->isEnjoying("Sales") )
                                          {
                                          pMatt->retrain("Computer Science");
                                          pMatt->getNewJob("Developer");
                                          }

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                                          NormDroid
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                                          Whhops didn't read your post :-O

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