Space Age
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Tomorrow (Oct 4th) is the 50th anniversary of the Launch of Sputnik, and thus the beginning of the Space Age. Great things were promised... Moonbases by 1980, orbital Hotels, Space Girls with 3 breasts and green skin. Well ok, in 50 years we have seen many great things, the advances have been amazing. Pioneers and Mariners to the planets. Then Voyager, the greatest journey of them all. But as we sit here thinking of the acheivements made, ask yourselves this... Where's my JetPac? Will man ever land on the moon? Why are Aliens only abducting amusingly uneducated rednecks?
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Tomorrow (Oct 4th) is the 50th anniversary of the Launch of Sputnik, and thus the beginning of the Space Age. Great things were promised... Moonbases by 1980, orbital Hotels, Space Girls with 3 breasts and green skin. Well ok, in 50 years we have seen many great things, the advances have been amazing. Pioneers and Mariners to the planets. Then Voyager, the greatest journey of them all. But as we sit here thinking of the acheivements made, ask yourselves this... Where's my JetPac? Will man ever land on the moon? Why are Aliens only abducting amusingly uneducated rednecks?
------------------------------------ Happy Primes Lead to Happy Memories. Don't Google FGI
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Tomorrow (Oct 4th) is the 50th anniversary of the Launch of Sputnik, and thus the beginning of the Space Age. Great things were promised... Moonbases by 1980, orbital Hotels, Space Girls with 3 breasts and green skin. Well ok, in 50 years we have seen many great things, the advances have been amazing. Pioneers and Mariners to the planets. Then Voyager, the greatest journey of them all. But as we sit here thinking of the acheivements made, ask yourselves this... Where's my JetPac? Will man ever land on the moon? Why are Aliens only abducting amusingly uneducated rednecks?
------------------------------------ Happy Primes Lead to Happy Memories. Don't Google FGI
Dalek Dave wrote:
Where's my JetPac?
I bought up the patents. ;P
Dalek Dave wrote:
Will man ever land on the moon?
No, not until women and beer can join him. He wanted to get there once, found nothing of interest and ran away. Until the moon has women, man won't go there. So the bigger question is will women ever land on the moon? and will there be TV and Beer?
Dalek Dave wrote:
Why are Aliens only abducting amusingly uneducated rednecks?
The average man is uninteresting and boring. Just as we study chickens rather than dolphins for brain research (got a friend who is an expert in chicken neurological activity, honest!), so too aliens find the bizarre actions of amusingly unecucated rednecks... well... amusing! Thus worth studying. They probably abducted a few average men and women too... they slept through the experience and the aliens found that quite boring.... plus the snoring from the male rattled their nerves. The woman, if she woke up, blamed a man rather than aliens.... it was all too depressing. So they stuck with the rednecks. And the ultimate question.... Why is there always one more question? -- modified at 12:59 Wednesday 3rd October, 2007
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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Tomorrow (Oct 4th) is the 50th anniversary of the Launch of Sputnik, and thus the beginning of the Space Age. Great things were promised... Moonbases by 1980, orbital Hotels, Space Girls with 3 breasts and green skin. Well ok, in 50 years we have seen many great things, the advances have been amazing. Pioneers and Mariners to the planets. Then Voyager, the greatest journey of them all. But as we sit here thinking of the acheivements made, ask yourselves this... Where's my JetPac? Will man ever land on the moon? Why are Aliens only abducting amusingly uneducated rednecks?
------------------------------------ Happy Primes Lead to Happy Memories. Don't Google FGI
Fear not, it's all starting to come around. People who grew up reading science fiction and now have a *lot* of money on their hands and have come to the realization that nothing we had all hoped for will ever come out of NASA or any government space agency are funding the dream.
Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscripti catapultas habebunt
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Where's my JetPac?
I bought up the patents. ;P
Dalek Dave wrote:
Will man ever land on the moon?
No, not until women and beer can join him. He wanted to get there once, found nothing of interest and ran away. Until the moon has women, man won't go there. So the bigger question is will women ever land on the moon? and will there be TV and Beer?
Dalek Dave wrote:
Why are Aliens only abducting amusingly uneducated rednecks?
The average man is uninteresting and boring. Just as we study chickens rather than dolphins for brain research (got a friend who is an expert in chicken neurological activity, honest!), so too aliens find the bizarre actions of amusingly unecucated rednecks... well... amusing! Thus worth studying. They probably abducted a few average men and women too... they slept through the experience and the aliens found that quite boring.... plus the snoring from the male rattled their nerves. The woman, if she woke up, blamed a man rather than aliens.... it was all too depressing. So they stuck with the rednecks. And the ultimate question.... Why is there always one more question? -- modified at 12:59 Wednesday 3rd October, 2007
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
So what your saying is that the AUR (amusingly uneducated Rednecks), aren't being abducted for anal probing or other such experimentation, they are there to provide entertainment for the Aliens? Don't they have TVs, youtube or 19th Century Romantic novels?
------------------------------------ Happy Primes Lead to Happy Memories. Don't Google FGI
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Tomorrow (Oct 4th) is the 50th anniversary of the Launch of Sputnik, and thus the beginning of the Space Age. Great things were promised... Moonbases by 1980, orbital Hotels, Space Girls with 3 breasts and green skin. Well ok, in 50 years we have seen many great things, the advances have been amazing. Pioneers and Mariners to the planets. Then Voyager, the greatest journey of them all. But as we sit here thinking of the acheivements made, ask yourselves this... Where's my JetPac? Will man ever land on the moon? Why are Aliens only abducting amusingly uneducated rednecks?
------------------------------------ Happy Primes Lead to Happy Memories. Don't Google FGI
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Tomorrow (Oct 4th) is the 50th anniversary of the Launch of Sputnik, and thus the beginning of the Space Age. Great things were promised... Moonbases by 1980, orbital Hotels, Space Girls with 3 breasts and green skin. Well ok, in 50 years we have seen many great things, the advances have been amazing. Pioneers and Mariners to the planets. Then Voyager, the greatest journey of them all. But as we sit here thinking of the acheivements made, ask yourselves this... Where's my JetPac? Will man ever land on the moon? Why are Aliens only abducting amusingly uneducated rednecks?
------------------------------------ Happy Primes Lead to Happy Memories. Don't Google FGI
Dalek Dave wrote:
Great things were promised... [...] Space Girls...
Aren't Spice Girls close enough for you?
Hope is the negation of reality - Raistlin Majere
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So what your saying is that the AUR (amusingly uneducated Rednecks), aren't being abducted for anal probing or other such experimentation, they are there to provide entertainment for the Aliens? Don't they have TVs, youtube or 19th Century Romantic novels?
------------------------------------ Happy Primes Lead to Happy Memories. Don't Google FGI
Dalek Dave wrote:
they are there to provide entertainment for the Aliens?
Just what scientific achievement do you think was had from doing hundreds or even thousands of random colonoscopies?
Dalek Dave wrote:
Don't they have TVs,
yes, nothing was on.
Dalek Dave wrote:
youtube
yes, but they got tired of watching "leave britney alone"
Dalek Dave wrote:
19th Century Romantic novels?
well, in their world it was 190th century, but yes they do... oddly enough it centers around random colonoscopies....
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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Dalek Dave wrote:
they are there to provide entertainment for the Aliens?
Just what scientific achievement do you think was had from doing hundreds or even thousands of random colonoscopies?
Dalek Dave wrote:
Don't they have TVs,
yes, nothing was on.
Dalek Dave wrote:
youtube
yes, but they got tired of watching "leave britney alone"
Dalek Dave wrote:
19th Century Romantic novels?
well, in their world it was 190th century, but yes they do... oddly enough it centers around random colonoscopies....
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
One of THE best replies ever... Have a 5 point Vote :-D
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Where's my JetPac?
I bought up the patents. ;P
Dalek Dave wrote:
Will man ever land on the moon?
No, not until women and beer can join him. He wanted to get there once, found nothing of interest and ran away. Until the moon has women, man won't go there. So the bigger question is will women ever land on the moon? and will there be TV and Beer?
Dalek Dave wrote:
Why are Aliens only abducting amusingly uneducated rednecks?
The average man is uninteresting and boring. Just as we study chickens rather than dolphins for brain research (got a friend who is an expert in chicken neurological activity, honest!), so too aliens find the bizarre actions of amusingly unecucated rednecks... well... amusing! Thus worth studying. They probably abducted a few average men and women too... they slept through the experience and the aliens found that quite boring.... plus the snoring from the male rattled their nerves. The woman, if she woke up, blamed a man rather than aliens.... it was all too depressing. So they stuck with the rednecks. And the ultimate question.... Why is there always one more question? -- modified at 12:59 Wednesday 3rd October, 2007
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
El Corazon wrote:
will women ever land on the moon?
Not until there is decent shopping and she can wear non-sensible shoes.
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Tomorrow (Oct 4th) is the 50th anniversary of the Launch of Sputnik, and thus the beginning of the Space Age. Great things were promised... Moonbases by 1980, orbital Hotels, Space Girls with 3 breasts and green skin. Well ok, in 50 years we have seen many great things, the advances have been amazing. Pioneers and Mariners to the planets. Then Voyager, the greatest journey of them all. But as we sit here thinking of the acheivements made, ask yourselves this... Where's my JetPac? Will man ever land on the moon? Why are Aliens only abducting amusingly uneducated rednecks?
------------------------------------ Happy Primes Lead to Happy Memories. Don't Google FGI
Dalek Dave wrote:
Great things were promised...
Politicians always over promise and never deliver
Dalek Dave wrote:
Moonbases by 1980, orbital Hotels
Somewhere else I'd never be able to afford to go
Dalek Dave wrote:
Space Girls with 3 breasts and green skin.
As if breast implant jobs aren't expensive enough already; I'd hate to see that bill
Dalek Dave wrote:
Where's my JetPac
Probably recalled, due to fuel leaks and lead paint usage
Dalek Dave wrote:
Will man ever land on the moon?
My last check, we did ... or are you one of the 'non-believers'
Dalek Dave wrote:
Why are Aliens only abducting amusingly uneducated rednecks?
They're probably just trying to extract that genetic mutation, in order to avoid the dumbing down affect it could potentially have on their species when they eventually start their mass breeding and world dominance program. Think about it: Alien captain: Xenomorph! Active the shields and bring the transenducer online! Xenomorph: wuz bout tu bubba. Hold ma' beer. :rolleyes:
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Great things were promised... [...] Space Girls...
Aren't Spice Girls close enough for you?
Hope is the negation of reality - Raistlin Majere
Well Geri does it for me! But no, wait, I want an exotic green dancing girl like on that episode of Star Trek. ( or Leia in her Golden Jabba Wear!)
------------------------------------ Happy Primes Lead to Happy Memories. Don't Google FGI
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Great things were promised... [...] Space Girls...
Aren't Spice Girls close enough for you?
Hope is the negation of reality - Raistlin Majere
Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:
Aren't Spice Girls close enough for you?
Not "Giving Girls Space in head" Girls in Space giving.... err... what was the topic again?
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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You know at first glance i thought this would be lame. but it's getting funny, so thx for the topic.
cechode wrote:
i thought this would be lame.
In the lounge? getting some of us to be serious... now THAT would be lame....
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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Fear not, it's all starting to come around. People who grew up reading science fiction and now have a *lot* of money on their hands and have come to the realization that nothing we had all hoped for will ever come out of NASA or any government space agency are funding the dream.
Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscripti catapultas habebunt
We did get a lot of advancement from the space race. Teflon for one.
"Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit..." "There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain..."
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Tomorrow (Oct 4th) is the 50th anniversary of the Launch of Sputnik, and thus the beginning of the Space Age. Great things were promised... Moonbases by 1980, orbital Hotels, Space Girls with 3 breasts and green skin. Well ok, in 50 years we have seen many great things, the advances have been amazing. Pioneers and Mariners to the planets. Then Voyager, the greatest journey of them all. But as we sit here thinking of the acheivements made, ask yourselves this... Where's my JetPac? Will man ever land on the moon? Why are Aliens only abducting amusingly uneducated rednecks?
------------------------------------ Happy Primes Lead to Happy Memories. Don't Google FGI
Dalek Dave wrote:
Great things were promised...
I find it sad that things that are promised seem to always revolve around technology--cure this, do that faster, go further, work less, feel more, feel less, etc. But really useful things, like "peace on earth", are ignored. I guess we like gadgets more, especially gadgets that kill. Marc
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Well Geri does it for me! But no, wait, I want an exotic green dancing girl like on that episode of Star Trek. ( or Leia in her Golden Jabba Wear!)
------------------------------------ Happy Primes Lead to Happy Memories. Don't Google FGI
What about a Twi'lek?
Hope is the negation of reality - Raistlin Majere
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Fear not, it's all starting to come around. People who grew up reading science fiction and now have a *lot* of money on their hands and have come to the realization that nothing we had all hoped for will ever come out of NASA or any government space agency are funding the dream.
Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscripti catapultas habebunt
Great! Where is Hari Seldon when you need him?
Hope is the negation of reality - Raistlin Majere
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Tomorrow (Oct 4th) is the 50th anniversary of the Launch of Sputnik, and thus the beginning of the Space Age. Great things were promised... Moonbases by 1980, orbital Hotels, Space Girls with 3 breasts and green skin. Well ok, in 50 years we have seen many great things, the advances have been amazing. Pioneers and Mariners to the planets. Then Voyager, the greatest journey of them all. But as we sit here thinking of the acheivements made, ask yourselves this... Where's my JetPac? Will man ever land on the moon? Why are Aliens only abducting amusingly uneducated rednecks?
------------------------------------ Happy Primes Lead to Happy Memories. Don't Google FGI
Dalek Dave wrote:
3 breasts
That may present an imbalance in certain carnal maneuvers...
I do not believe they are right who say that the defects of famous men should be ignored. I think it is better that we should know them. Then, though we are conscious of having faults as glaring as theirs, we can believe that that is no hindrance to our achieving also something of their virtues. - W. Somerset Maugham My New Blog
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Where's my JetPac?
I bought up the patents. ;P
Dalek Dave wrote:
Will man ever land on the moon?
No, not until women and beer can join him. He wanted to get there once, found nothing of interest and ran away. Until the moon has women, man won't go there. So the bigger question is will women ever land on the moon? and will there be TV and Beer?
Dalek Dave wrote:
Why are Aliens only abducting amusingly uneducated rednecks?
The average man is uninteresting and boring. Just as we study chickens rather than dolphins for brain research (got a friend who is an expert in chicken neurological activity, honest!), so too aliens find the bizarre actions of amusingly unecucated rednecks... well... amusing! Thus worth studying. They probably abducted a few average men and women too... they slept through the experience and the aliens found that quite boring.... plus the snoring from the male rattled their nerves. The woman, if she woke up, blamed a man rather than aliens.... it was all too depressing. So they stuck with the rednecks. And the ultimate question.... Why is there always one more question? -- modified at 12:59 Wednesday 3rd October, 2007
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
Dalek Dave wrote: Why are Aliens only abducting amusingly uneducated rednecks? I personally think that the aliens first abducted a Cubs fan as a control - So we can expect to see more UFO and abduction reports in the next few weeks as the aliens investigate the effect of playoffs to the denizens of the Ivy ballpark.
Nothing is impossible, we just don't know the way of it yet.