The best job ever or the worst job ever
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Hmmm, the challenge of pushing out Gigabytes of porn. I guess you would need to verify that it was all going our correctly. That could take hours and hours of testing. If you could somehow work beer and pizza into the equation it could be the planets best job.
I could not have said it better myself :)
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Hmmm, the challenge of pushing out Gigabytes of porn. I guess you would need to verify that it was all going our correctly. That could take hours and hours of testing. If you could somehow work beer and pizza into the equation it could be the planets best job.
Especially you have to make sure it's all porn! Imagine the poor customer if accidentally a few megs of source code* slip in! *) I seriously had a hard time to think of something that I can't imagine as fetish. Although...
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Especially you have to make sure it's all porn! Imagine the poor customer if accidentally a few megs of source code* slip in! *) I seriously had a hard time to think of something that I can't imagine as fetish. Although...
We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
My first real C# project | Linkify!|FoldWithUs! | sighistpeterchen wrote:
I seriously had a hard time to think of something that I can't imagine as fetish. Although...
Reminds me of a joke I saw on Saturday Night Live (a comedy show here in the US):
"Reuters reports today that some 50 adult websites have been hijacked by Ultra Orthodox Jews. In place of pornography, web surfers were greeted with images of the late Rebbe Menachem Schneerson[^], who some Haredi Jews believe to be the messiah. While this left many visitors disappointed, you just know that somewhere, somebody is licking his lips, thinking, 'Jackpot!'"
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peterchen wrote:
I seriously had a hard time to think of something that I can't imagine as fetish. Although...
Reminds me of a joke I saw on Saturday Night Live (a comedy show here in the US):
"Reuters reports today that some 50 adult websites have been hijacked by Ultra Orthodox Jews. In place of pornography, web surfers were greeted with images of the late Rebbe Menachem Schneerson[^], who some Haredi Jews believe to be the messiah. While this left many visitors disappointed, you just know that somewhere, somebody is licking his lips, thinking, 'Jackpot!'"
Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: Feast of Tabernacles (audio) The apostle Paul, modernly speaking: Epistles of Paul Judah Himango
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We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
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Especially you have to make sure it's all porn! Imagine the poor customer if accidentally a few megs of source code* slip in! *) I seriously had a hard time to think of something that I can't imagine as fetish. Although...
We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
My first real C# project | Linkify!|FoldWithUs! | sighistpeterchen wrote:
a few megs of source code
mmmmm source code! ;P
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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Especially you have to make sure it's all porn! Imagine the poor customer if accidentally a few megs of source code* slip in! *) I seriously had a hard time to think of something that I can't imagine as fetish. Although...
We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
My first real C# project | Linkify!|FoldWithUs! | sighist"Do not post programming questions in the bondage chamber."
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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peterchen wrote:
a few megs of source code
mmmmm source code! ;P
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
"mmmmmmm" is ok, "drool, pant" is not ;)
We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
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Wow; I can't decide if this job is the best job in the world or the worst job in the world. It would be interesting to check out at least; for "work experience" purposes only of course :) http://iheartdotnet.blogspot.com/2007/10/expecting-too-much-from-employees.html[^]
Wow i have all those skills.... and i'm a guy.... i'd take the job :)
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"mmmmmmm" is ok, "drool, pant" is not ;)
We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
My first real C# project | Linkify!|FoldWithUs! | sighistpeterchen wrote:
"mmmmmmm" is ok, "drool, pant" is not
I never drool over anyone else's source code.... Though the algorithm I just came up with for reducing a problem is pretty snazzy, I was half inclined to drool a bit, but resolved to bragging a bit to my project leader. :) He's setting up a meeting right now for me to talk to the lead scientist working on this problem. :) okay, so they'll take the credit, but I get to write the source code with my name in it.... :drool: :pant: ;P;P
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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"mmmmmmm" is ok, "drool, pant" is not ;)
We are a big screwed up dysfunctional psychotic happy family - some more screwed up, others more happy, but everybody's psychotic joint venture definition of CP
My first real C# project | Linkify!|FoldWithUs! | sighistpeterchen wrote:
"mmmmmmm" is ok, "drool, pant" is not
Ever seen what a joint can do to syntax highlighting?
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