DOAIOAOTH
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Deliberately Obscure And Intentionally Obfuscated Acronym Of The Hour
-- If you view money as inherently evil, I view it as my duty to assist in making you more virtuous.
Actually, that is an acronym only. For it to be obfuscated, it could be written as
FQCKQCQVJ
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El Corazon wrote:
Whew!! for a second I was afraid you were summoning Cthulhu!
nah, that'd be something more like ph'nglui magl'nath cthulu r'lyeh wagn'nagl fhtagn
-- If you view money as inherently evil, I view it as my duty to assist in making you more virtuous.
dan neely wrote:
that'd be something more like ph'nglui magl'nath cthulu r'lyeh wagn'nagl fhtagn
uh... dan... now how do we get RID of him? he's taking up way too much space, and oh the sacrifices.... the state was already low on virgins even with the Virgin Galactic contract.
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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dan neely wrote:
that'd be something more like ph'nglui magl'nath cthulu r'lyeh wagn'nagl fhtagn
uh... dan... now how do we get RID of him? he's taking up way too much space, and oh the sacrifices.... the state was already low on virgins even with the Virgin Galactic contract.
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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Lock him in a room with the VB6 team? Either he exterminates them or starves to death. Either way we win. :laugh:
-- If you view money as inherently evil, I view it as my duty to assist in making you more virtuous.
dan neely wrote:
Lock him in a room with the VB6 team? Either he exterminates them or starves to death. Either way we win.
we don't have any VB6 team left, they were virgins, and were first offered.... darn.... will the Java team do?
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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dan neely wrote:
Lock him in a room with the VB6 team? Either he exterminates them or starves to death. Either way we win.
we don't have any VB6 team left, they were virgins, and were first offered.... darn.... will the Java team do?
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
El Corazon wrote:
we don't have any VB6 team left, they were virgins, and were first offered.... darn.... will the Java team do?
if you don't have anyone else left I guess. What about the PERL Monks, or the incompetents responsible for the bad quality reputation that outsourcing has gotten though?
-- If you view money as inherently evil, I view it as my duty to assist in making you more virtuous.
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El Corazon wrote:
we don't have any VB6 team left, they were virgins, and were first offered.... darn.... will the Java team do?
if you don't have anyone else left I guess. What about the PERL Monks, or the incompetents responsible for the bad quality reputation that outsourcing has gotten though?
-- If you view money as inherently evil, I view it as my duty to assist in making you more virtuous.
dan neely wrote:
What about the PERL Monks, or the incompetents responsible for the bad quality reputation that outsourcing has gotten though?
The PERL Monks are all sick today (I smell a setup, who passed this acronym to you?), we have no outsourcing due to the business model.... We're screwed aren't we?
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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dan neely wrote:
What about the PERL Monks, or the incompetents responsible for the bad quality reputation that outsourcing has gotten though?
The PERL Monks are all sick today (I smell a setup, who passed this acronym to you?), we have no outsourcing due to the business model.... We're screwed aren't we?
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
I thought you were c++ not java :P PS I'm sure there's alot of deadwood in management and HR you can feed Cthulu with next. PPS I thought you were sacrificing virgins to it. You're married. You should be safe unless something really weird is going on in your relationship. :laugh:
-- If you view money as inherently evil, I view it as my duty to assist in making you more virtuous.
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Deliberately Obscure And Intentionally Obfuscated Acronym Of The Hour
-- If you view money as inherently evil, I view it as my duty to assist in making you more virtuous.
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I thought you were c++ not java :P PS I'm sure there's alot of deadwood in management and HR you can feed Cthulu with next. PPS I thought you were sacrificing virgins to it. You're married. You should be safe unless something really weird is going on in your relationship. :laugh:
-- If you view money as inherently evil, I view it as my duty to assist in making you more virtuous.
dan neely wrote:
I thought you were c++ not java
I am, but we have two Java fans. There are only three things wrong with our company in their minds: 1) We use MS software at all 2) We don't strictly run Linux 3) We program in something other than Java, the universal language that will defeat all languages and lay waste to the previous history of archane programming methods including the evil copy-cat C# which will forever damn anyone who even speaks its foul name.
dan neely wrote:
PS I'm sure there's alot of deadwood in management and HR you can feed Cthulu with next.
There is that.... Thanks. I showed him the one of the departments there, he jumped into the Rio Grande frightened and disappeared. Not sure if he is going south to Texas or north to Colorado. He's likely to starve going south....
dan neely wrote:
PPS I thought you were sacrificing virgins to it. You're married. You should be safe unless something really weird is going on in your relationship.
Nope, nothing wierd. He eats the one, he splats the rest of us.... take your pick... Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you! Oh well, not our problem now. Of course if he still heads north leckey might be hunting virgins next....
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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dan neely wrote:
I thought you were c++ not java
I am, but we have two Java fans. There are only three things wrong with our company in their minds: 1) We use MS software at all 2) We don't strictly run Linux 3) We program in something other than Java, the universal language that will defeat all languages and lay waste to the previous history of archane programming methods including the evil copy-cat C# which will forever damn anyone who even speaks its foul name.
dan neely wrote:
PS I'm sure there's alot of deadwood in management and HR you can feed Cthulu with next.
There is that.... Thanks. I showed him the one of the departments there, he jumped into the Rio Grande frightened and disappeared. Not sure if he is going south to Texas or north to Colorado. He's likely to starve going south....
dan neely wrote:
PPS I thought you were sacrificing virgins to it. You're married. You should be safe unless something really weird is going on in your relationship.
Nope, nothing wierd. He eats the one, he splats the rest of us.... take your pick... Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you! Oh well, not our problem now. Of course if he still heads north leckey might be hunting virgins next....
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
El Corazon wrote:
dan neely wrote: I thought you were c++ not java I am,
in which case you could've fed them to cthulu and saved yourself, and apparently the rest of the company as well.
El Corazon wrote:
There are only three things wrong with our company in their minds: 1) We use MS software at all 2) We don't strictly run Linux 3) We program in something other than Java, the universal language that will defeat all languages and lay waste to the previous history of archane programming methods including the evil copy-cat C# which will forever damn anyone who even speaks its foul name.
Then why'd you even ask about sacrificing them a few posts up thread?
-- If you view money as inherently evil, I view it as my duty to assist in making you more virtuous.
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dan neely wrote:
that'd be something more like ph'nglui magl'nath cthulu r'lyeh wagn'nagl fhtagn
uh... dan... now how do we get RID of him? he's taking up way too much space, and oh the sacrifices.... the state was already low on virgins even with the Virgin Galactic contract.
_________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
El Corazon wrote:
uh... dan... now how do we get RID of him? he's taking up way too much space, and oh the sacrifices.... the state was already low on virgins even with the Virgin Galactic contract.
According to "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy", you get rid of cthulu by tyeing his shoelaces together and hanging up the phone. Who says you can't learn anything from cartoons.
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