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    OK, I had to share this. Every Wednesday, there is a guy who comes to the office building I work at and washes people's cars for $20 or so.  The guy that I share the office with decided he wanted his car washed, and gave the carwasher the key to his car so he can move it to a more deserted area of the parking lot and wash it. Well, it turns out that the guy who washes the cars was able to use the key my coworker gave him to (unknowingly) unlock, move and wash the wrong car! I'd love to see the look on the owner's face when he realizes his car has been moved, washed, and parked in a different spot w/o him knowing about it...

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      OK, I had to share this. Every Wednesday, there is a guy who comes to the office building I work at and washes people's cars for $20 or so.  The guy that I share the office with decided he wanted his car washed, and gave the carwasher the key to his car so he can move it to a more deserted area of the parking lot and wash it. Well, it turns out that the guy who washes the cars was able to use the key my coworker gave him to (unknowingly) unlock, move and wash the wrong car! I'd love to see the look on the owner's face when he realizes his car has been moved, washed, and parked in a different spot w/o him knowing about it...

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      Anthony Mushrow
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      :wtf: For real? :omg: I thought keys could only unlock one car? And that if its a remote key, that they each have unique ID's for each car and its keys.

      My current favourite word is: PIE! Good ol' pie, it's been a while.

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        :wtf: For real? :omg: I thought keys could only unlock one car? And that if its a remote key, that they each have unique ID's for each car and its keys.

        My current favourite word is: PIE! Good ol' pie, it's been a while.

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        It was an actual key, not a remote.  And I took a look at it, the grooves of the key were VERY worn down.

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          :wtf: For real? :omg: I thought keys could only unlock one car? And that if its a remote key, that they each have unique ID's for each car and its keys.

          My current favourite word is: PIE! Good ol' pie, it's been a while.

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          Dave Kreskowiak
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          Wrong. The key teeth patterns DO repeat. I think, now-a-days, GM's repeats after about 1.4 million keys. It used to be much lower.

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          • A Anthony Mushrow

            :wtf: For real? :omg: I thought keys could only unlock one car? And that if its a remote key, that they each have unique ID's for each car and its keys.

            My current favourite word is: PIE! Good ol' pie, it's been a while.

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            Colin Angus Mackay
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            The Undefeated wrote:

            I thought keys could only unlock one car?

            Older cars will have worn locks and so will the key be worn. This combination means that more cars can be opened with a key.


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              The Undefeated wrote:

              I thought keys could only unlock one car?

              Older cars will have worn locks and so will the key be worn. This combination means that more cars can be opened with a key.


              Upcoming FREE developer events: * Developer! Developer! Developer! 6 * Developer Day Scotland My website

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              Frank Kerrigan
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              Naaa keys get worn and loose and other "similar" keys work. Ask your dad!

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                :wtf: For real? :omg: I thought keys could only unlock one car? And that if its a remote key, that they each have unique ID's for each car and its keys.

                My current favourite word is: PIE! Good ol' pie, it's been a while.

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                Back in the day it was pretty much guranteed that if there were 5 of the same model in a parking lot two could be unlocked with the same key. I'm sure they're much more careful about that now but it just wasn't an issue then.


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                  OK, I had to share this. Every Wednesday, there is a guy who comes to the office building I work at and washes people's cars for $20 or so.  The guy that I share the office with decided he wanted his car washed, and gave the carwasher the key to his car so he can move it to a more deserted area of the parking lot and wash it. Well, it turns out that the guy who washes the cars was able to use the key my coworker gave him to (unknowingly) unlock, move and wash the wrong car! I'd love to see the look on the owner's face when he realizes his car has been moved, washed, and parked in a different spot w/o him knowing about it...

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                  Frank Kerrigan
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                  My wifes Senic doesn't have a key it has a card its all very weird.

                  Grady Booch: I told Google to their face...what you need is some serious adult supervision. (2007 Turing lecture) http://www.frankkerrigan.com/[^]

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                    OK, I had to share this. Every Wednesday, there is a guy who comes to the office building I work at and washes people's cars for $20 or so.  The guy that I share the office with decided he wanted his car washed, and gave the carwasher the key to his car so he can move it to a more deserted area of the parking lot and wash it. Well, it turns out that the guy who washes the cars was able to use the key my coworker gave him to (unknowingly) unlock, move and wash the wrong car! I'd love to see the look on the owner's face when he realizes his car has been moved, washed, and parked in a different spot w/o him knowing about it...

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                    StevenWalsh
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                    Thats awesome. WHERES MY CAR... oh its over there... hmmm it looks cleaner?

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                      My wifes Senic doesn't have a key it has a card its all very weird.

                      Grady Booch: I told Google to their face...what you need is some serious adult supervision. (2007 Turing lecture) http://www.frankkerrigan.com/[^]

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                      Pete OHanlon
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                      If it's like my Megane, it does have a key - it's just hidden in the card.;)

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                        It was an actual key, not a remote.  And I took a look at it, the grooves of the key were VERY worn down.

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                        Anthony Mushrow
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                        Hmm... maybe i should start wearing down this set of car keys... see where it gets me :laugh:

                        My current favourite word is: PIE! Good ol' pie, it's been a while.

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                          If it's like my Megane, it does have a key - it's just hidden in the card.;)

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                          Frank Kerrigan
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                          Yeah same thing I doubt the key works after a few years.

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                            Thats awesome. WHERES MY CAR... oh its over there... hmmm it looks cleaner?

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                            Rocky Moore
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                            Actually, wouldn't that be: Event 1: Call police, report car stolen. Event 2: Police come, you give them the description and plate number Event 3: Police report back that your car is in the parking lot Event 4: You try to convince the police that your car was stolen and washed then brought back Event 5: Police ban you from calling 911 again :)

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                              OK, I had to share this. Every Wednesday, there is a guy who comes to the office building I work at and washes people's cars for $20 or so.  The guy that I share the office with decided he wanted his car washed, and gave the carwasher the key to his car so he can move it to a more deserted area of the parking lot and wash it. Well, it turns out that the guy who washes the cars was able to use the key my coworker gave him to (unknowingly) unlock, move and wash the wrong car! I'd love to see the look on the owner's face when he realizes his car has been moved, washed, and parked in a different spot w/o him knowing about it...

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                              Was it an old car? I had a 1980 model that I lost the key for and found I could open and start it with a pair of nail sissors

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                                Was it an old car? I had a 1980 model that I lost the key for and found I could open and start it with a pair of nail sissors

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                                MidwestLimey
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                                A friend of mine back in the day had a car you started by beeping the horn. ***beep*beep*beep*brrrrrrm*** Now that impressed the ladies back in the day, let me tell you!


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                                  OK, I had to share this. Every Wednesday, there is a guy who comes to the office building I work at and washes people's cars for $20 or so.  The guy that I share the office with decided he wanted his car washed, and gave the carwasher the key to his car so he can move it to a more deserted area of the parking lot and wash it. Well, it turns out that the guy who washes the cars was able to use the key my coworker gave him to (unknowingly) unlock, move and wash the wrong car! I'd love to see the look on the owner's face when he realizes his car has been moved, washed, and parked in a different spot w/o him knowing about it...

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                                  Sebastian Schneider
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                                  My mother had a VW Jetta once (pre-Bora limousine, not the car that is known as "VW Golf" everywhere but the US). One day, she forgot black handbag in it. We were at some relatives birthday party, and she told me to get it, because she did not want it to be stolen. I went there, opened the door, got the handbag, returned it to her and we stayed. Later that night, she opened her handbag - and realized it wasn't hers. She thought that maybe it was switched, because we were moving around in the stable (where the party took place) a lot. So she asked the band for a mike and told people to please look if they had the wrong handbag (we hadn't found a name yet), and one woman said that she was missing hers, but was sure she had taken it along. She identified the handbag, we gave it to her, and my mother continued looking for hers the whole night. When we were about to leave, she gave up, and was very annoyed - until we came to the car, where the handbag was sitting on the passenger seat. Keys were identical (same cutting ID and all) Since then, I've found out that you can open any older VW car with [censored precondition] by using a [censored tool] that has a [censored modification] in it.

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                                    Hmm... maybe i should start wearing down this set of car keys... see where it gets me :laugh:

                                    My current favourite word is: PIE! Good ol' pie, it's been a while.

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                                    The Undefeated wrote:

                                    maybe i should start wearing down this set of car keys... see where it gets me

                                    Probably in jail for 3 to 5 years. :-D

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