Best insults / putdowns I've heard recently
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I've known VB programmers who code better than you :-D Michael :-) Logic, my dear Zoe, merely enables one to be wrong with authority. - The Doctor
You overreach yourself, Michael. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Regards Thomas Sonork id: 100.10453 Thömmi
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10. There aren't enough hours in the day to discuss our differences. 9. Your opinion? Opinions are like assholes. Everyone's got one. 8. I've squeezed turds that have had more to offer than you. 7. ... Got more?
I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire! Cheers, Tom Archer Author - Inside C#, Visual C++.NET Bible
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I've known VB programmers who code better than you :-D Michael :-) Logic, my dear Zoe, merely enables one to be wrong with authority. - The Doctor
OUCH! This had been a fun thread before you got reeeeeeaaaaly mean, Michael :) Cheers, Tom Archer Author - Inside C#, Visual C++.NET Bible
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10. There aren't enough hours in the day to discuss our differences. 9. Your opinion? Opinions are like assholes. Everyone's got one. 8. I've squeezed turds that have had more to offer than you. 7. ... Got more?
We are all dumber for having listened to you speak. Or something to that effect... Jon Sagara "Me fail English? That's unpossible." "Hello Supernintendo Chalmers. I'm lernding." --- Ralph Wiggum ---
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10. There aren't enough hours in the day to discuss our differences. 9. Your opinion? Opinions are like assholes. Everyone's got one. 8. I've squeezed turds that have had more to offer than you. 7. ... Got more?
"Am I talking too fast, or are you just playing dumb? If you want I can write it down." -from Razzmatazz by Pulp "The lives of these people are contingent on events; if things stop happening to them they will stop being."
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I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire! Cheers, Tom Archer Author - Inside C#, Visual C++.NET Bible
I wouldn't piss in your mouth if your teeth were on fire! Rob Manderson http://www.mindprobes.net
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10. There aren't enough hours in the day to discuss our differences. 9. Your opinion? Opinions are like assholes. Everyone's got one. 8. I've squeezed turds that have had more to offer than you. 7. ... Got more?
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10. There aren't enough hours in the day to discuss our differences. 9. Your opinion? Opinions are like assholes. Everyone's got one. 8. I've squeezed turds that have had more to offer than you. 7. ... Got more?
Very bad, but one I like anyway: I've eaten cheeses more mature than you -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!
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10. There aren't enough hours in the day to discuss our differences. 9. Your opinion? Opinions are like assholes. Everyone's got one. 8. I've squeezed turds that have had more to offer than you. 7. ... Got more?
Ok, here's a couple: 1) She/He's got a face like they've been chasing parked cars. 2) Everyone's got the right to be ugly, but he/she's abusing the privilege. 3) They say beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone. 4) He/She was bludgeoned with the ugly stick. 5) He/She fell out of the ugly tree, hit every ugly branch on the way down, and then an ugly apple fell on their head (childish, but I like it :) I'll probably think of some more in a minute.
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10. There aren't enough hours in the day to discuss our differences. 9. Your opinion? Opinions are like assholes. Everyone's got one. 8. I've squeezed turds that have had more to offer than you. 7. ... Got more?
#9 is incorrect. the correct version is: Opinions are like assholes - everybody's got one and most of them stink. Richard Monarchies, aristocracies, and religions....there was never a country where the majority of the people were in their secret hearts loyal to any of these institutions. Mark Twain - The Mysterious Stranger