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  • K Kuryn

    I hate women

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    Jorgen Sigvardsson
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    Coming out of the closet...? :rolleyes:

    -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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      Coming out of the closet...? :rolleyes:

      -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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      Kuryn
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      who?

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      • K Kuryn

        who?

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        Jorgen Sigvardsson
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        Well, it's a two edged question. You pick the edge which is relevant. (You or she? ;P)

        -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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        • K Kuryn

          They are so much of a pain in the ass. When they tell you one thing. Then days later its a completely different story. And when you ponder on the problem. And you confort them with the truth. They act like there's no truth and don't wanna defend themselves. Cause they know they are in the wrong.

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          originSH
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          I'm probaby going to get voted down quite badly for this but never mind. I find that women have "woman logic", they'll think about something in a cirtain way to make themselves right ... even if logically they are wrong. They will belive in thier logic and seem to forget the fact they made up the reasoning after the event. Now obviously this is a generalisation but over the years I have seen it happen a lot, I wish I could think up a good example but I still haven't had my first cuppa of the day yet :P My apologies to all the reasonable women out there and he men can be just as much of a pain in different ways!

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          • O originSH

            I'm probaby going to get voted down quite badly for this but never mind. I find that women have "woman logic", they'll think about something in a cirtain way to make themselves right ... even if logically they are wrong. They will belive in thier logic and seem to forget the fact they made up the reasoning after the event. Now obviously this is a generalisation but over the years I have seen it happen a lot, I wish I could think up a good example but I still haven't had my first cuppa of the day yet :P My apologies to all the reasonable women out there and he men can be just as much of a pain in different ways!

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            martin_hughes
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            Like the girlfriend/spouse/partner who criticizes you for looking at her boobs, so you stop, and then she criticizes you for looking at another woman's boobs! Utter madness :)

            "On one of my cards it said I had to find temperatures lower than -8. The numbers I uncovered were -6 and -7 so I thought I had won, and so did the woman in the shop. But when she scanned the card the machine said I hadn't. "I phoned Camelot and they fobbed me off with some story that -6 is higher - not lower - than -8 but I'm not having it." -Tina Farrell, a 23 year old thicky from Levenshulme, Manchester.

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            • K Kuryn

              LMFAO that was so funny xD. But like I was saying and shit. They play fucking mind games out the ass. Like this chick I was falling for and all. We had it good and all. I told her I loved her and she said it back and shit. Then yesterday, she told me and stuff. I do love you. I love you as a friend. I only told you that because I wanted to make you stronger and shit. >_< What a bitch :wtf:

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              CataclysmicQuantum
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              Kuryn wrote:

              Then yesterday, she told me and stuff. I do love you. I love you as a friend. I only told you that because I wanted to make you stronger and shit. >_< What a bitch

              Damn right, you should never ever tell a women you love her like the way you did unless you absolutely do love her and you are absolutely sure she loves you back the way you do. Otherwise you may end up making a fool of yourself and damaging the relationship.

              Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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              • K Kuryn

                I hate women

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                CataclysmicQuantum
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                Its important not to take it out on women. Try to reflect back on what effects yours are her actions and behaviors had on the relationship. Compare your experiences with past experience and see if their is something in common, not all women are alike. Take it as a learning experience, not a failure. If you can just calm down and think about things, then you have gained an edge because hopefully you have learned something. Someday you will be able to play "the game" with your women. Think of her mind as a dynamic puzzle that needs to be solved, the more pieces you put together the more you understand and you can become more in control of the relationship.

                Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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                  LMFAO that was so funny xD. But like I was saying and shit. They play fucking mind games out the ass. Like this chick I was falling for and all. We had it good and all. I told her I loved her and she said it back and shit. Then yesterday, she told me and stuff. I do love you. I love you as a friend. I only told you that because I wanted to make you stronger and shit. >_< What a bitch :wtf:

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                  Translation: I got whatever it was I wanted, and you don't turn me on.

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                  • K Kuryn

                    I hate women

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                    JoeSox
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                    Kuryn wrote:

                    I hate women

                    don't be a hater. I'm a lover not a fighter. (what other cliches can I think of) In seriousness, you probably meant to say "I hate a woman". "Love is a battlefield" and it sounds like you stepped on a land mine. :rolleyes:

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                    • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                      Coming out of the closet...? :rolleyes:

                      -- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

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                      Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:

                      Coming out of the closet...?

                      lol. Good one. :laugh:

                      Later, JoeSox CPMCv1.0 ? humanaiproject.org ? Last.fm ? pswrdgen

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                      • O originSH

                        I'm probaby going to get voted down quite badly for this but never mind. I find that women have "woman logic", they'll think about something in a cirtain way to make themselves right ... even if logically they are wrong. They will belive in thier logic and seem to forget the fact they made up the reasoning after the event. Now obviously this is a generalisation but over the years I have seen it happen a lot, I wish I could think up a good example but I still haven't had my first cuppa of the day yet :P My apologies to all the reasonable women out there and he men can be just as much of a pain in different ways!

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                        Sounds like you're doing exactly that! Too easy ;P As a rule I hate generalisations.

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                        • K Kuryn

                          I hate women

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                          This is sooooooo tempting... Elaine :rose:

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                          • K Kuryn

                            They are so much of a pain in the ass. When they tell you one thing. Then days later its a completely different story. And when you ponder on the problem. And you confort them with the truth. They act like there's no truth and don't wanna defend themselves. Cause they know they are in the wrong.

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                            Pete OHanlon
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                            Kuryn wrote:

                            They are so much of a pain in the ass

                            I'm not sure it's women you're having sex with if this is the problem you're having. Are you sure it's not the Thai Ladyboys that are the cause of your problems?

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                              Kuryn wrote:

                              They are so much of a pain in the ass

                              I'm not sure it's women you're having sex with if this is the problem you're having. Are you sure it's not the Thai Ladyboys that are the cause of your problems?

                              Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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                              Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                              Thai Ladyboys

                              I cant read that term without being assulted by a mental image I've tried so hard to suppress. Picture an Amsterdam lane way, girls in the windows, one lifts her skirt to reveal something that really really shouldnt be there. Scared me for life

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                                Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                Thai Ladyboys

                                I cant read that term without being assulted by a mental image I've tried so hard to suppress. Picture an Amsterdam lane way, girls in the windows, one lifts her skirt to reveal something that really really shouldnt be there. Scared me for life

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                                Pete OHanlon
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                                Scared me for life

                                Scarred or scared. Both appropriate.

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                                  Josh Gray wrote:

                                  Scared me for life

                                  Scarred or scared. Both appropriate.

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                                  Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                  Scarred or scared. Both appropriate.

                                  Yep, the really scary thing is that her sales pitch must work!

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                                    Sounds like you're doing exactly that! Too easy ;P As a rule I hate generalisations.

                                    Visit http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/[^] and do something special today.

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                                    Trollslayer wrote:

                                    As a rule I hate generalisations

                                    You always say that.

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                                      Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                      Scarred or scared. Both appropriate.

                                      Yep, the really scary thing is that her sales pitch must work!

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                                      She's got that little bit extra that the other girls can't offer.

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                                        Coming out of the closet...? :rolleyes:

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                                        nah, male gays don't have that strong feelings about women, and usually like them.

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                                        • K Kuryn

                                          LMFAO that was so funny xD. But like I was saying and shit. They play fucking mind games out the ass. Like this chick I was falling for and all. We had it good and all. I told her I loved her and she said it back and shit. Then yesterday, she told me and stuff. I do love you. I love you as a friend. I only told you that because I wanted to make you stronger and shit. >_< What a bitch :wtf:

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                                          Colin Angus Mackay
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                                          Kuryn wrote:

                                          saying and shit

                                          Kuryn wrote:

                                          back and shit

                                          Kuryn wrote:

                                          stronger and shit

                                          There sure is a lot of excrament in your life. Is your toilet blocked? That might help get rid of the excrament.


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