OMFG
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I'm probaby going to get voted down quite badly for this but never mind. I find that women have "woman logic", they'll think about something in a cirtain way to make themselves right ... even if logically they are wrong. They will belive in thier logic and seem to forget the fact they made up the reasoning after the event. Now obviously this is a generalisation but over the years I have seen it happen a lot, I wish I could think up a good example but I still haven't had my first cuppa of the day yet :P My apologies to all the reasonable women out there and he men can be just as much of a pain in different ways!
Like the girlfriend/spouse/partner who criticizes you for looking at her boobs, so you stop, and then she criticizes you for looking at another woman's boobs! Utter madness :)
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LMFAO that was so funny xD. But like I was saying and shit. They play fucking mind games out the ass. Like this chick I was falling for and all. We had it good and all. I told her I loved her and she said it back and shit. Then yesterday, she told me and stuff. I do love you. I love you as a friend. I only told you that because I wanted to make you stronger and shit. >_< What a bitch :wtf:
Kuryn wrote:
Then yesterday, she told me and stuff. I do love you. I love you as a friend. I only told you that because I wanted to make you stronger and shit. >_< What a bitch
Damn right, you should never ever tell a women you love her like the way you did unless you absolutely do love her and you are absolutely sure she loves you back the way you do. Otherwise you may end up making a fool of yourself and damaging the relationship.
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
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Its important not to take it out on women. Try to reflect back on what effects yours are her actions and behaviors had on the relationship. Compare your experiences with past experience and see if their is something in common, not all women are alike. Take it as a learning experience, not a failure. If you can just calm down and think about things, then you have gained an edge because hopefully you have learned something. Someday you will be able to play "the game" with your women. Think of her mind as a dynamic puzzle that needs to be solved, the more pieces you put together the more you understand and you can become more in control of the relationship.
Word, write letters and sh*t yo. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
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LMFAO that was so funny xD. But like I was saying and shit. They play fucking mind games out the ass. Like this chick I was falling for and all. We had it good and all. I told her I loved her and she said it back and shit. Then yesterday, she told me and stuff. I do love you. I love you as a friend. I only told you that because I wanted to make you stronger and shit. >_< What a bitch :wtf:
Translation: I got whatever it was I wanted, and you don't turn me on.
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Kuryn wrote:
I hate women
don't be a hater. I'm a lover not a fighter. (what other cliches can I think of) In seriousness, you probably meant to say "I hate a woman". "Love is a battlefield" and it sounds like you stepped on a land mine. :rolleyes:
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Coming out of the closet...? :rolleyes:
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I'm probaby going to get voted down quite badly for this but never mind. I find that women have "woman logic", they'll think about something in a cirtain way to make themselves right ... even if logically they are wrong. They will belive in thier logic and seem to forget the fact they made up the reasoning after the event. Now obviously this is a generalisation but over the years I have seen it happen a lot, I wish I could think up a good example but I still haven't had my first cuppa of the day yet :P My apologies to all the reasonable women out there and he men can be just as much of a pain in different ways!
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They are so much of a pain in the ass. When they tell you one thing. Then days later its a completely different story. And when you ponder on the problem. And you confort them with the truth. They act like there's no truth and don't wanna defend themselves. Cause they know they are in the wrong.
Kuryn wrote:
They are so much of a pain in the ass
I'm not sure it's women you're having sex with if this is the problem you're having. Are you sure it's not the Thai Ladyboys that are the cause of your problems?
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Kuryn wrote:
They are so much of a pain in the ass
I'm not sure it's women you're having sex with if this is the problem you're having. Are you sure it's not the Thai Ladyboys that are the cause of your problems?
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Thai Ladyboys
I cant read that term without being assulted by a mental image I've tried so hard to suppress. Picture an Amsterdam lane way, girls in the windows, one lifts her skirt to reveal something that really really shouldnt be there. Scared me for life
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Thai Ladyboys
I cant read that term without being assulted by a mental image I've tried so hard to suppress. Picture an Amsterdam lane way, girls in the windows, one lifts her skirt to reveal something that really really shouldnt be there. Scared me for life
Josh Gray wrote:
Scared me for life
Scarred or scared. Both appropriate.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Josh Gray wrote:
Scared me for life
Scarred or scared. Both appropriate.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Sounds like you're doing exactly that! Too easy ;P As a rule I hate generalisations.
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Trollslayer wrote:
As a rule I hate generalisations
You always say that.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Scarred or scared. Both appropriate.
Yep, the really scary thing is that her sales pitch must work!
She's got that little bit extra that the other girls can't offer.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Coming out of the closet...? :rolleyes:
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
nah, male gays don't have that strong feelings about women, and usually like them.
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LMFAO that was so funny xD. But like I was saying and shit. They play fucking mind games out the ass. Like this chick I was falling for and all. We had it good and all. I told her I loved her and she said it back and shit. Then yesterday, she told me and stuff. I do love you. I love you as a friend. I only told you that because I wanted to make you stronger and shit. >_< What a bitch :wtf:
Kuryn wrote:
saying and shit
Kuryn wrote:
back and shit
Kuryn wrote:
stronger and shit
There sure is a lot of excrament in your life. Is your toilet blocked? That might help get rid of the excrament.
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Kuryn wrote:
They are so much of a pain in the ass.
True :rolleyes:
"hi, I am explorer.exe. sometimes when you are doing anything at all, I will just freeze for ten minutes. All of my brother and sister windows will also freeze, because they are sad for me. Maybe we will come back, maybe not, it will be a surprise!"
Just say "no" when she gets out the strapon.
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I would suggest you to emasculate yourself (using a hammer could be a way[^]), that should stop your attraction for women and solve definitively your problem.
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