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  • J J4amieC

    Not sure why bread above got voted down but ive often thought about the process of dough making. Take 1 Unfertilised egg Grind up some thing that grows to make flour Squeeze the boobs of a cow. Mix. Now who the hell though to do that?

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    El Corazon
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    J4amieC wrote:

    Not sure why bread above got voted down

    Having just a teensy bit of history on aboriginal cultures, I don't agree that it is strange, per se. But I voted it back up to even it out. I am actually quite familiar with how all these things come about. But it still amazes me the sequences that go into it. I drink my coffee black, I figure that was how it was first done so I enjoy it natural. I can't imagine soaking my beans in the water and then saying, blech, I hate this water, but I will add milk and sugar to it to make it more enjoyable. :doh: Back to the milking the bull comment, would milk and sugar make that taste better too? X| Bread came in steps.... you have your crushed grains made into flour, which came from eating the grains raw first. If you have had flour and water bisquits you've tasted the first breads. Some things came by accidents, some by experimentation. Like me adding sage to my cooking, a cook tends to have something he adds that someone who taught him did not. Things grow, change from generation to generation and flour and water bread becomes modern combinations over much time and great diversity as each culture added different things to their grains as well as different source grains. Blue-corn looks horrible as a rough ground flour -> bread (slightly better as a modern finely ground flour to start with). But blue-corn breads are actually pretty tasty.

    _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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    • realJSOPR realJSOP

      Related note: There is a coffee being sold where the process of procuring the supply of beans is to wait for a jungle cat of some kind to eat the beans, and then crap them out. You gotta wonder who a) dug through cat crap to see what was in it, and b) found the coffee beans and subsequently wondered how good of a cup of coffee they could make with them. Amazingly, this is supposed to be the most expensive coffee you can buy.

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      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

      Amazingly, this is supposed to be the most expensive coffee you can buy.

      You get what you pay for, right?

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      • E El Corazon

        How did someone come up with coffee? Think about it.... were they just tossing beans in water and cooking it then throwing away the beans and drinking the water left over? Time for a second cup as I ponder this....

        _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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        leckey 0
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        The indigenous people tried all kinds of plants. That's how they knew certain plants were good medicinally. They chewed the beans for an energy boost. Not sure why they decided to add water. From wikipedia Coffee use can be traced at least to as early as the 9th century, when it appeared in the highlands of Ethiopia.[1] According to legend, Ethiopian shepherds were the first to observe the influence of the caffeine in coffee beans when the goats appeared to "dance" and to have an increased level of energy after consuming wild coffee berries.[11] The legend names the shepherd "Kaldi." From Ethiopia, coffee spread to Egypt and Yemen,[12] and by the 15th century, it had reached the rest of the Middle East, Persia, Turkey, and northern Africa.

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        • realJSOPR realJSOP

          Related note: There is a coffee being sold where the process of procuring the supply of beans is to wait for a jungle cat of some kind to eat the beans, and then crap them out. You gotta wonder who a) dug through cat crap to see what was in it, and b) found the coffee beans and subsequently wondered how good of a cup of coffee they could make with them. Amazingly, this is supposed to be the most expensive coffee you can buy.

          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

          jungle cat of some kind to eat the beans, and then crap them out.

          Does anybody wanna try some chocolate I ate last night?

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          • realJSOPR realJSOP

            Related note: There is a coffee being sold where the process of procuring the supply of beans is to wait for a jungle cat of some kind to eat the beans, and then crap them out. You gotta wonder who a) dug through cat crap to see what was in it, and b) found the coffee beans and subsequently wondered how good of a cup of coffee they could make with them. Amazingly, this is supposed to be the most expensive coffee you can buy.

            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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            "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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            El Corazon
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            John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

            Amazingly, this is supposed to be the most expensive coffee you can buy.

            If you eat a live toad first thing in the morning, nothing worse will happen all day long. --California saying To you or the toad. --Niven's restatement of California saying --well, most of the time, anyway. . . --programmer's caveat to Niven's restatement of California saying I'll take the toad over cat-crapped-coffee (CCC) any day -- El Corazon's reply to all comments on the California saying....

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            • J Jim Crafton

              Maybe that's not as far out as you think. I mean, consider this: It's 10,000 BC. Ug is watching his son, Ig, breast feed with his mother Ugga. Stifling back mild pangs of envy, Ugga is looking particularly fine today, he notices his neighbors cow across the way and sees the swaying, heavy udder. Then he glances back at Ugga. Back to the cow. Back to Ugga. Ug's stomach issues a few grumblings as he glances back to the cow's udder, then back to his beloved Ug. Finally he gets up and wanders over to the cow, a plan slowly forming in the dim nether regions of brain... Six months later Zug turns to Ugga, "You know, Ug was on to something with the cow! This stuff tastes great! Too bad he didn't figure to use a bucket to catch the stuff!"

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              El Corazon
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              Jim Crafton wrote:

              Too bad he didn't figure to use a bucket to catch the stuff!"

              probably didn't bother to pull anything either.... Ug see, Ug do.... ;P

              _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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              • E El Corazon

                How did someone come up with coffee? Think about it.... were they just tossing beans in water and cooking it then throwing away the beans and drinking the water left over? Time for a second cup as I ponder this....

                _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                Matthew Faithfull
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                This mystery along with the origins of brewing, steel making which appears at far ends of the earth apparently independently and other ancient arts that appear to require knowledge or understanding not thought to exist until relatively recently have fascinated me for along time. They are circumstantial evidence for a relatively technologically advanced pre-deluvian civilisation, of which they are the only surviving remnant ideas but there is insufficient evidence and scant biblical basis for making a real theory out of this. The other more troubling possible source for such knowledge is that from which amazonian tribes have derived a knowledge of medicinal plant use superior in many cases to the most advanced current pharmacology. It would be sad indeed to think that the basic technologies of modern civilisation were learned through divination and I prefer the former idea. No doubt many will prefer the idea that these things were learned over many millenia of gradual development. Possible in some cases but very hard to imagine in others.

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                • E El Corazon

                  Jim Crafton wrote:

                  Too bad he didn't figure to use a bucket to catch the stuff!"

                  probably didn't bother to pull anything either.... Ug see, Ug do.... ;P

                  _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                  Yeah, I imagine the whole pulling bit may have take a little experimentation :) Sadly we've no historical documents left to know whether or not poor Ug's wife may have helped here.

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                  • P Pete OHanlon

                    Preparation H effectively uses a sharks liver. Who looked at a sharks liver and thought "I know, I'll stuff that up my bottom to cure the piles. It's worth a go."

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                    At least he left the rest of the shark behind!

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                    • E El Corazon

                      How did someone come up with coffee? Think about it.... were they just tossing beans in water and cooking it then throwing away the beans and drinking the water left over? Time for a second cup as I ponder this....

                      _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                      My great food related mystery is how and more importantly why people spent the time to figure out just how and what parts of a blowfish you can eat without dying.


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                      • M Member 96

                        My great food related mystery is how and more importantly why people spent the time to figure out just how and what parts of a blowfish you can eat without dying.


                        When everyone is a hero no one is a hero.

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                        El Corazon
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                        John C wrote:

                        My great food related mystery is how and more importantly why people spent the time to figure out just how and what parts of a blowfish you can eat without dying.

                        In the immortal words of Socrates: "I drank what?"

                        _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                        • M Malcolm Smart

                          Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:

                          "I'm going to squeeze that and drink whatever comes out"?

                          I'm just glad it was the cow they decided to try it with and not the bull. Imagine having a pint of that stuff on your cereal of a morning...

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                          Vikram A Punathambekar
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                          *If* the bull decides to let you live after you've, umm, aroused it, that is. :-D

                          Cheers, Vikram.


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                          • E El Corazon

                            John C wrote:

                            My great food related mystery is how and more importantly why people spent the time to figure out just how and what parts of a blowfish you can eat without dying.

                            In the immortal words of Socrates: "I drank what?"

                            _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                            Vikram A Punathambekar
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                            :laugh:

                            Cheers, Vikram.


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                            • V Vikram A Punathambekar

                              How did humans come to drink cows' milk? (and for good measure, goats, buffaloes, etc) Did the first guy look at a cow's udder and say to himself "I'm going to squeeze that and drink whatever comes out"? :~

                              Cheers, Vikram.


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                              Steve Mayfield
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                              seeing a calf feed itself should have been enough of a clue... :doh:

                              Steve

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                              • E El Corazon

                                How did someone come up with coffee? Think about it.... were they just tossing beans in water and cooking it then throwing away the beans and drinking the water left over? Time for a second cup as I ponder this....

                                _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                                Steve Mayfield
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                                maybe it was as simple as catching rain runoff from the coffee plant...later on a cool evening they just heated the concoction to warm up and voila!

                                Steve

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                                • S Steve Mayfield

                                  seeing a calf feed itself should have been enough of a clue... :doh:

                                  Steve

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                                  El Corazon
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                                  Steve Mayfield wrote:

                                  seeing a calf feed itself should have been enough of a clue...

                                  Ug wasn't that bright.... perhaps it even took the coincidence of seeing the two events happening simultaneously before the idea clicked.... His wife might even have had twins, fully occupied. The cow had a few spares. After that it was just a quick note to how many animals had spares. A bit of experimentation to find out which were digestible, a bit of time passes, and we have the modern list of who drinks what. :)

                                  _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                                  • D David Crow

                                    The first observation probably had to do with eating coffee beans rather than drinking them. It was only a natural segue into putting them into water.

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                                    Right you are. The accepted tale is that an Egyptian shepherd noticed the goats were friskier and more playful after eating the cherries off a coffe bush. (Yes, "cherries". Coffee is a fruit. The bean analogous to the pit. But that's another story.) Getting the "benefits" from eating the cherries evolved into the discovery of eating the dried pits and thence to crushing and eating, then roasting, crushing, and steeping the pits in water.

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                                    • E El Corazon

                                      How did someone come up with coffee? Think about it.... were they just tossing beans in water and cooking it then throwing away the beans and drinking the water left over? Time for a second cup as I ponder this....

                                      _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                                      What about the guy (or gal) that first ate an artichoke? That sucker was hungry! And what were the circumstances leading to the discovery that one can get stoned by licking the underside of a certain toad? And does the toad enjoy it, too? And why don't I ever get invited to those kind of parties? I'll bet Michael Martin was involved, though... :-D

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                                      • E El Corazon

                                        How did someone come up with coffee? Think about it.... were they just tossing beans in water and cooking it then throwing away the beans and drinking the water left over? Time for a second cup as I ponder this....

                                        _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)

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                                        leppie
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                                        El Corazon wrote:

                                        How did someone come up with coffee?

                                        They were smoking weed :)

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                                        • R Roger Wright

                                          What about the guy (or gal) that first ate an artichoke? That sucker was hungry! And what were the circumstances leading to the discovery that one can get stoned by licking the underside of a certain toad? And does the toad enjoy it, too? And why don't I ever get invited to those kind of parties? I'll bet Michael Martin was involved, though... :-D

                                          "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                                          El Corazon
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                                          Roger Wright wrote:

                                          And why don't I ever get invited to those kind of parties?

                                          I can't speak for you... but I was always a geek, I never got to go to those parties. The few I went to we sat around discussing black holes and Einstein-Rosen bridges. After the first two, you realize they are all the same and stop going.... Man you start wishing for that toad just to liven things up a bit!

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