Craziest Thing In A Job Interview...
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What is the craziest thing you've done (accidentally or on purpose) in an interview and did you get the job? (somehow I think I have trump on this one) So the thread below got me thinking and googling ( at my wife :doh: ) and I thought what's the craziest thing I've ever done in a job interview. Then it hit me of something I did do and still got the job. I showed up at job interview for a Senior Programming position with the State of Idaho and I had a Kool-Aid mustache a very big and very bright red Kool-Aid mustache. When I got home my wife took one look at me and with an ashen look on her face said, "So when did you have the Kool-Aid?" I nearly soiled myself on the spot and sprinted to look in the mirror. "Oh Hell!!!" it was so funny as to be absurd we laughed really hard and wrote that interview off completely. A week later I was called and told I got the job. A few months after the fact I asked my boss about the Kool-Aid mustache and he burst out laughing so hard. He summoned the HR manager and the VP of IT into the office and they all told me that my interview had made State history and been sent all over the place in email. I was told that everyone responded that I more than deserved the job and should fit right in. I also learned that without a college degree and no formal training I had posted the highest marks they'd ever had on their skills test besting one with a masters degree and one with 30 years experience in software development. I had... a perfect score. When I asked what got me the job the mustache or the test scores the VP of IT said in a very serious voice, "This place needs a little humor son and that's why your here." and he walked out of the room. I think that has followed me all of my days. The great Kool-Aid interview and I've never been the same. (Many of you will have *NO* trouble believing this story and I promise you on all things I believe holy that this is a true story. I had the brightest red upper lip you could get without lipstick. So it just goes to show that sometimes even though things can go horribly wrong it can work out okay. Next time I interview for a job I'm going to where my wife's underwear outside my dockers and hope for the best. I AM LEGEND!!! :doh:
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What is the craziest thing you've done (accidentally or on purpose) in an interview and did you get the job? (somehow I think I have trump on this one) So the thread below got me thinking and googling ( at my wife :doh: ) and I thought what's the craziest thing I've ever done in a job interview. Then it hit me of something I did do and still got the job. I showed up at job interview for a Senior Programming position with the State of Idaho and I had a Kool-Aid mustache a very big and very bright red Kool-Aid mustache. When I got home my wife took one look at me and with an ashen look on her face said, "So when did you have the Kool-Aid?" I nearly soiled myself on the spot and sprinted to look in the mirror. "Oh Hell!!!" it was so funny as to be absurd we laughed really hard and wrote that interview off completely. A week later I was called and told I got the job. A few months after the fact I asked my boss about the Kool-Aid mustache and he burst out laughing so hard. He summoned the HR manager and the VP of IT into the office and they all told me that my interview had made State history and been sent all over the place in email. I was told that everyone responded that I more than deserved the job and should fit right in. I also learned that without a college degree and no formal training I had posted the highest marks they'd ever had on their skills test besting one with a masters degree and one with 30 years experience in software development. I had... a perfect score. When I asked what got me the job the mustache or the test scores the VP of IT said in a very serious voice, "This place needs a little humor son and that's why your here." and he walked out of the room. I think that has followed me all of my days. The great Kool-Aid interview and I've never been the same. (Many of you will have *NO* trouble believing this story and I promise you on all things I believe holy that this is a true story. I had the brightest red upper lip you could get without lipstick. So it just goes to show that sometimes even though things can go horribly wrong it can work out okay. Next time I interview for a job I'm going to where my wife's underwear outside my dockers and hope for the best. I AM LEGEND!!! :doh:
I think the dumbest thing I ever did was, towards the end of a phone interview, the employer said, "why don't you come in at 11 tomorrow for a formal interview?" I replied, "11pm sounds great." Woops. He said in a dumbed down voice, "11 AM!" I felt like a total idiot. But I still got the job, and am still working at that employer. :)
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What is the craziest thing you've done (accidentally or on purpose) in an interview and did you get the job? (somehow I think I have trump on this one) So the thread below got me thinking and googling ( at my wife :doh: ) and I thought what's the craziest thing I've ever done in a job interview. Then it hit me of something I did do and still got the job. I showed up at job interview for a Senior Programming position with the State of Idaho and I had a Kool-Aid mustache a very big and very bright red Kool-Aid mustache. When I got home my wife took one look at me and with an ashen look on her face said, "So when did you have the Kool-Aid?" I nearly soiled myself on the spot and sprinted to look in the mirror. "Oh Hell!!!" it was so funny as to be absurd we laughed really hard and wrote that interview off completely. A week later I was called and told I got the job. A few months after the fact I asked my boss about the Kool-Aid mustache and he burst out laughing so hard. He summoned the HR manager and the VP of IT into the office and they all told me that my interview had made State history and been sent all over the place in email. I was told that everyone responded that I more than deserved the job and should fit right in. I also learned that without a college degree and no formal training I had posted the highest marks they'd ever had on their skills test besting one with a masters degree and one with 30 years experience in software development. I had... a perfect score. When I asked what got me the job the mustache or the test scores the VP of IT said in a very serious voice, "This place needs a little humor son and that's why your here." and he walked out of the room. I think that has followed me all of my days. The great Kool-Aid interview and I've never been the same. (Many of you will have *NO* trouble believing this story and I promise you on all things I believe holy that this is a true story. I had the brightest red upper lip you could get without lipstick. So it just goes to show that sometimes even though things can go horribly wrong it can work out okay. Next time I interview for a job I'm going to where my wife's underwear outside my dockers and hope for the best. I AM LEGEND!!! :doh:
That is freaking hilarious! My medication makes me super thirsty and I don't like ice water so I take water bottles with me everywhere. Between nerves and medication I went through 4-12 ounce bottles in one interview. I was offered the job but turned it down for other reasons. I was worried they thought I was high.
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What is the craziest thing you've done (accidentally or on purpose) in an interview and did you get the job? (somehow I think I have trump on this one) So the thread below got me thinking and googling ( at my wife :doh: ) and I thought what's the craziest thing I've ever done in a job interview. Then it hit me of something I did do and still got the job. I showed up at job interview for a Senior Programming position with the State of Idaho and I had a Kool-Aid mustache a very big and very bright red Kool-Aid mustache. When I got home my wife took one look at me and with an ashen look on her face said, "So when did you have the Kool-Aid?" I nearly soiled myself on the spot and sprinted to look in the mirror. "Oh Hell!!!" it was so funny as to be absurd we laughed really hard and wrote that interview off completely. A week later I was called and told I got the job. A few months after the fact I asked my boss about the Kool-Aid mustache and he burst out laughing so hard. He summoned the HR manager and the VP of IT into the office and they all told me that my interview had made State history and been sent all over the place in email. I was told that everyone responded that I more than deserved the job and should fit right in. I also learned that without a college degree and no formal training I had posted the highest marks they'd ever had on their skills test besting one with a masters degree and one with 30 years experience in software development. I had... a perfect score. When I asked what got me the job the mustache or the test scores the VP of IT said in a very serious voice, "This place needs a little humor son and that's why your here." and he walked out of the room. I think that has followed me all of my days. The great Kool-Aid interview and I've never been the same. (Many of you will have *NO* trouble believing this story and I promise you on all things I believe holy that this is a true story. I had the brightest red upper lip you could get without lipstick. So it just goes to show that sometimes even though things can go horribly wrong it can work out okay. Next time I interview for a job I'm going to where my wife's underwear outside my dockers and hope for the best. I AM LEGEND!!! :doh:
Once, I had my tie rather twisting around, looking like a total geek. Still got the job :-\
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What is the craziest thing you've done (accidentally or on purpose) in an interview and did you get the job? (somehow I think I have trump on this one) So the thread below got me thinking and googling ( at my wife :doh: ) and I thought what's the craziest thing I've ever done in a job interview. Then it hit me of something I did do and still got the job. I showed up at job interview for a Senior Programming position with the State of Idaho and I had a Kool-Aid mustache a very big and very bright red Kool-Aid mustache. When I got home my wife took one look at me and with an ashen look on her face said, "So when did you have the Kool-Aid?" I nearly soiled myself on the spot and sprinted to look in the mirror. "Oh Hell!!!" it was so funny as to be absurd we laughed really hard and wrote that interview off completely. A week later I was called and told I got the job. A few months after the fact I asked my boss about the Kool-Aid mustache and he burst out laughing so hard. He summoned the HR manager and the VP of IT into the office and they all told me that my interview had made State history and been sent all over the place in email. I was told that everyone responded that I more than deserved the job and should fit right in. I also learned that without a college degree and no formal training I had posted the highest marks they'd ever had on their skills test besting one with a masters degree and one with 30 years experience in software development. I had... a perfect score. When I asked what got me the job the mustache or the test scores the VP of IT said in a very serious voice, "This place needs a little humor son and that's why your here." and he walked out of the room. I think that has followed me all of my days. The great Kool-Aid interview and I've never been the same. (Many of you will have *NO* trouble believing this story and I promise you on all things I believe holy that this is a true story. I had the brightest red upper lip you could get without lipstick. So it just goes to show that sometimes even though things can go horribly wrong it can work out okay. Next time I interview for a job I'm going to where my wife's underwear outside my dockers and hope for the best. I AM LEGEND!!! :doh:
The dummest thing I ever did, was walk into a Job interview with a list of problems (architecture, security, usability, etc) of the open source web application this web development company 'developed'. 30 minutes later I walked out eith a "don't call us, we will call you" pat on the back...I never did hear from them again... :P
I'm finding the only constant in software development is change it self.
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What is the craziest thing you've done (accidentally or on purpose) in an interview and did you get the job? (somehow I think I have trump on this one) So the thread below got me thinking and googling ( at my wife :doh: ) and I thought what's the craziest thing I've ever done in a job interview. Then it hit me of something I did do and still got the job. I showed up at job interview for a Senior Programming position with the State of Idaho and I had a Kool-Aid mustache a very big and very bright red Kool-Aid mustache. When I got home my wife took one look at me and with an ashen look on her face said, "So when did you have the Kool-Aid?" I nearly soiled myself on the spot and sprinted to look in the mirror. "Oh Hell!!!" it was so funny as to be absurd we laughed really hard and wrote that interview off completely. A week later I was called and told I got the job. A few months after the fact I asked my boss about the Kool-Aid mustache and he burst out laughing so hard. He summoned the HR manager and the VP of IT into the office and they all told me that my interview had made State history and been sent all over the place in email. I was told that everyone responded that I more than deserved the job and should fit right in. I also learned that without a college degree and no formal training I had posted the highest marks they'd ever had on their skills test besting one with a masters degree and one with 30 years experience in software development. I had... a perfect score. When I asked what got me the job the mustache or the test scores the VP of IT said in a very serious voice, "This place needs a little humor son and that's why your here." and he walked out of the room. I think that has followed me all of my days. The great Kool-Aid interview and I've never been the same. (Many of you will have *NO* trouble believing this story and I promise you on all things I believe holy that this is a true story. I had the brightest red upper lip you could get without lipstick. So it just goes to show that sometimes even though things can go horribly wrong it can work out okay. Next time I interview for a job I'm going to where my wife's underwear outside my dockers and hope for the best. I AM LEGEND!!! :doh:
As the interviewer at Intuit told me, I was the only person to ever solve this complex sorting algorithm question that he posed. I did not get the job. Marc
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What is the craziest thing you've done (accidentally or on purpose) in an interview and did you get the job? (somehow I think I have trump on this one) So the thread below got me thinking and googling ( at my wife :doh: ) and I thought what's the craziest thing I've ever done in a job interview. Then it hit me of something I did do and still got the job. I showed up at job interview for a Senior Programming position with the State of Idaho and I had a Kool-Aid mustache a very big and very bright red Kool-Aid mustache. When I got home my wife took one look at me and with an ashen look on her face said, "So when did you have the Kool-Aid?" I nearly soiled myself on the spot and sprinted to look in the mirror. "Oh Hell!!!" it was so funny as to be absurd we laughed really hard and wrote that interview off completely. A week later I was called and told I got the job. A few months after the fact I asked my boss about the Kool-Aid mustache and he burst out laughing so hard. He summoned the HR manager and the VP of IT into the office and they all told me that my interview had made State history and been sent all over the place in email. I was told that everyone responded that I more than deserved the job and should fit right in. I also learned that without a college degree and no formal training I had posted the highest marks they'd ever had on their skills test besting one with a masters degree and one with 30 years experience in software development. I had... a perfect score. When I asked what got me the job the mustache or the test scores the VP of IT said in a very serious voice, "This place needs a little humor son and that's why your here." and he walked out of the room. I think that has followed me all of my days. The great Kool-Aid interview and I've never been the same. (Many of you will have *NO* trouble believing this story and I promise you on all things I believe holy that this is a true story. I had the brightest red upper lip you could get without lipstick. So it just goes to show that sometimes even though things can go horribly wrong it can work out okay. Next time I interview for a job I'm going to where my wife's underwear outside my dockers and hope for the best. I AM LEGEND!!! :doh:
code-frog wrote:
What is the craziest thing you've done (accidentally or on purpose) in an interview and did you get the job?
Not something I've done, but after 3 months of trying to interview people I have some tips 1. Don't clasp your hands in your lap if you are sitting at a table. If you must clasp your hands (which is a defensive posture) put them on the table. If you absolutely MUST clasp your hands while they are in your lap DON'T FIDGIT! From the interviewers point of view it is very disconcerting. 2. Don't go into the foetal position. Some people actually do that. Not the full curled up job, but just the way they sit in the chair with their legs under the chair rather than the table and they lean forwards. Normal leaning forwards indicates attentiveness in what the speaker/interviewer is saying. In that case the candidate would be looking at the interviewer. In this demi-foetal position the head is looking down into the table. 3. If you don't know, don't bullshit. If you really don't know just say. If you are just a little unsure say so and attempt an answer. "I'm not entirely sure, but it is along these lines..." That basically says I've got the gist of the subject, I just don't have the detail. It shows you know something and are still willing to point out the limitations of your knowledge without sounding unknowledgable.
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What is the craziest thing you've done (accidentally or on purpose) in an interview and did you get the job? (somehow I think I have trump on this one) So the thread below got me thinking and googling ( at my wife :doh: ) and I thought what's the craziest thing I've ever done in a job interview. Then it hit me of something I did do and still got the job. I showed up at job interview for a Senior Programming position with the State of Idaho and I had a Kool-Aid mustache a very big and very bright red Kool-Aid mustache. When I got home my wife took one look at me and with an ashen look on her face said, "So when did you have the Kool-Aid?" I nearly soiled myself on the spot and sprinted to look in the mirror. "Oh Hell!!!" it was so funny as to be absurd we laughed really hard and wrote that interview off completely. A week later I was called and told I got the job. A few months after the fact I asked my boss about the Kool-Aid mustache and he burst out laughing so hard. He summoned the HR manager and the VP of IT into the office and they all told me that my interview had made State history and been sent all over the place in email. I was told that everyone responded that I more than deserved the job and should fit right in. I also learned that without a college degree and no formal training I had posted the highest marks they'd ever had on their skills test besting one with a masters degree and one with 30 years experience in software development. I had... a perfect score. When I asked what got me the job the mustache or the test scores the VP of IT said in a very serious voice, "This place needs a little humor son and that's why your here." and he walked out of the room. I think that has followed me all of my days. The great Kool-Aid interview and I've never been the same. (Many of you will have *NO* trouble believing this story and I promise you on all things I believe holy that this is a true story. I had the brightest red upper lip you could get without lipstick. So it just goes to show that sometimes even though things can go horribly wrong it can work out okay. Next time I interview for a job I'm going to where my wife's underwear outside my dockers and hope for the best. I AM LEGEND!!! :doh:
One of the first interviews: I had habit of speaking fast. I still have. The interviewer thought that I was in a hurry and that I had some chores to attend to. He asked me "Are you in a hurry?". I replied yes. And accidentally, I spoke that if I am a little more late then I will not be able to board on the bus to my home. The interviewer then told me to catch the bus and go home. Needless to say that I never got the job. Another of the first interviews: I explained the interviewer how to solve a problem which involved a variation of merge sort. The interview was supposed to be of 1 hr. I explained the guy in extreme detail the solution. The he wanted me to write the code. By that time I had only 5 minutes and I started wasting the time. I did not think that the interviewer really liked to see the code. But I was wrong and needles to say that I was not hired.
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That is freaking hilarious! My medication makes me super thirsty and I don't like ice water so I take water bottles with me everywhere. Between nerves and medication I went through 4-12 ounce bottles in one interview. I was offered the job but turned it down for other reasons. I was worried they thought I was high.
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leckey wrote:
4-12 ounce bottles in one interview
Wow! That is almost 1.5 litres.
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What is the craziest thing you've done (accidentally or on purpose) in an interview and did you get the job? (somehow I think I have trump on this one) So the thread below got me thinking and googling ( at my wife :doh: ) and I thought what's the craziest thing I've ever done in a job interview. Then it hit me of something I did do and still got the job. I showed up at job interview for a Senior Programming position with the State of Idaho and I had a Kool-Aid mustache a very big and very bright red Kool-Aid mustache. When I got home my wife took one look at me and with an ashen look on her face said, "So when did you have the Kool-Aid?" I nearly soiled myself on the spot and sprinted to look in the mirror. "Oh Hell!!!" it was so funny as to be absurd we laughed really hard and wrote that interview off completely. A week later I was called and told I got the job. A few months after the fact I asked my boss about the Kool-Aid mustache and he burst out laughing so hard. He summoned the HR manager and the VP of IT into the office and they all told me that my interview had made State history and been sent all over the place in email. I was told that everyone responded that I more than deserved the job and should fit right in. I also learned that without a college degree and no formal training I had posted the highest marks they'd ever had on their skills test besting one with a masters degree and one with 30 years experience in software development. I had... a perfect score. When I asked what got me the job the mustache or the test scores the VP of IT said in a very serious voice, "This place needs a little humor son and that's why your here." and he walked out of the room. I think that has followed me all of my days. The great Kool-Aid interview and I've never been the same. (Many of you will have *NO* trouble believing this story and I promise you on all things I believe holy that this is a true story. I had the brightest red upper lip you could get without lipstick. So it just goes to show that sometimes even though things can go horribly wrong it can work out okay. Next time I interview for a job I'm going to where my wife's underwear outside my dockers and hope for the best. I AM LEGEND!!! :doh:
code-frog wrote:
What is the craziest thing you've done (accidentally or on purpose) in an interview and did you get the job?
I don't think this really counts as a crazy thing that I'VE done. Just the company in questions. They were explaining why they were hiring (new projects, more development and so on). So I asked what sort of projects were coming up. The major project coming up was a security system to roll across the companies 8000+ PCs. When he finished describing it I asked why they didn't just install Windows Server 2003, put everything in one domain (or multiple domains as needed) and set everything centrally through group policy. The interviewer (the Development/IT manager) said that the security in Windows wasn't strong enough. So I asked if he thought his development team of 8 people would, in the space of 6 months, produce something more secure than Microsoft could produce with serveral hundreds of developers and many years of development? He mumbled about something how Microsoft could not be trusted before the HR person picked up the remainder of the interview. Needless to say that I wasn't offered the job. Well, I'd also told the recruitment agency that the interview had been most revealing and that I wouldn't trust their IT systems, especially they way they are going. So, I suspect they went back to the company to tell them I wasn't interested. Anyway, the company was a car dealership and I refuse to buy anything from them, or get my car serviced with them. I simply do not trust the security of their IT systems.
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What is the craziest thing you've done (accidentally or on purpose) in an interview and did you get the job? (somehow I think I have trump on this one) So the thread below got me thinking and googling ( at my wife :doh: ) and I thought what's the craziest thing I've ever done in a job interview. Then it hit me of something I did do and still got the job. I showed up at job interview for a Senior Programming position with the State of Idaho and I had a Kool-Aid mustache a very big and very bright red Kool-Aid mustache. When I got home my wife took one look at me and with an ashen look on her face said, "So when did you have the Kool-Aid?" I nearly soiled myself on the spot and sprinted to look in the mirror. "Oh Hell!!!" it was so funny as to be absurd we laughed really hard and wrote that interview off completely. A week later I was called and told I got the job. A few months after the fact I asked my boss about the Kool-Aid mustache and he burst out laughing so hard. He summoned the HR manager and the VP of IT into the office and they all told me that my interview had made State history and been sent all over the place in email. I was told that everyone responded that I more than deserved the job and should fit right in. I also learned that without a college degree and no formal training I had posted the highest marks they'd ever had on their skills test besting one with a masters degree and one with 30 years experience in software development. I had... a perfect score. When I asked what got me the job the mustache or the test scores the VP of IT said in a very serious voice, "This place needs a little humor son and that's why your here." and he walked out of the room. I think that has followed me all of my days. The great Kool-Aid interview and I've never been the same. (Many of you will have *NO* trouble believing this story and I promise you on all things I believe holy that this is a true story. I had the brightest red upper lip you could get without lipstick. So it just goes to show that sometimes even though things can go horribly wrong it can work out okay. Next time I interview for a job I'm going to where my wife's underwear outside my dockers and hope for the best. I AM LEGEND!!! :doh:
I was going to an interview with a State of California agency, and I got caught in a downpour. I was wearing a wool suit, a raincoat, and used an umbrella, but I got soaked from the knees down. The interview was a panel, four people on one side of one of those narrow tables and me on the other in about an eight by ten foot, windowless, overheated room. It's very formal, they take turns reading questions and you answer them. After a few minutes I began to detect an odor like wet sheep rising off my pants, and after about ten minutes I could see the two interviewers in the middle start to wrinkle their noses and glance sidelong at one another. At that point I said, "Sorry to interrupt the flow here, but that wet dog smell you are getting is coming from me. Did you know it's pouring outside? I got caught walking across the street. I hope I haven't ruined your carpet." And I picked up one leg to show that I was still dripping from my shoes. They looked relieved, and one solemnly told me, "It's good you explained that. We've been interviewing candidates all week and have had some odd things happen." The other three nodded. One assured me there was no place on their forms to indicate wetness, so it wouldn't count against me. But I didn't get the job.
Someone's gotta be the last to know, but why is it always me?
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code-frog wrote:
What is the craziest thing you've done (accidentally or on purpose) in an interview and did you get the job?
Not something I've done, but after 3 months of trying to interview people I have some tips 1. Don't clasp your hands in your lap if you are sitting at a table. If you must clasp your hands (which is a defensive posture) put them on the table. If you absolutely MUST clasp your hands while they are in your lap DON'T FIDGIT! From the interviewers point of view it is very disconcerting. 2. Don't go into the foetal position. Some people actually do that. Not the full curled up job, but just the way they sit in the chair with their legs under the chair rather than the table and they lean forwards. Normal leaning forwards indicates attentiveness in what the speaker/interviewer is saying. In that case the candidate would be looking at the interviewer. In this demi-foetal position the head is looking down into the table. 3. If you don't know, don't bullshit. If you really don't know just say. If you are just a little unsure say so and attempt an answer. "I'm not entirely sure, but it is along these lines..." That basically says I've got the gist of the subject, I just don't have the detail. It shows you know something and are still willing to point out the limitations of your knowledge without sounding unknowledgable.
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Regarding rules 1 and 2, those represent my biggest fear in any interview - that the interviewer fancies himself some sort of clinical psychologist. Just focus on the work, and what the person can do for the company!
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As the interviewer at Intuit told me, I was the only person to ever solve this complex sorting algorithm question that he posed. I did not get the job. Marc
The alpha male felt threatened?
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
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I was going to an interview with a State of California agency, and I got caught in a downpour. I was wearing a wool suit, a raincoat, and used an umbrella, but I got soaked from the knees down. The interview was a panel, four people on one side of one of those narrow tables and me on the other in about an eight by ten foot, windowless, overheated room. It's very formal, they take turns reading questions and you answer them. After a few minutes I began to detect an odor like wet sheep rising off my pants, and after about ten minutes I could see the two interviewers in the middle start to wrinkle their noses and glance sidelong at one another. At that point I said, "Sorry to interrupt the flow here, but that wet dog smell you are getting is coming from me. Did you know it's pouring outside? I got caught walking across the street. I hope I haven't ruined your carpet." And I picked up one leg to show that I was still dripping from my shoes. They looked relieved, and one solemnly told me, "It's good you explained that. We've been interviewing candidates all week and have had some odd things happen." The other three nodded. One assured me there was no place on their forms to indicate wetness, so it wouldn't count against me. But I didn't get the job.
Someone's gotta be the last to know, but why is it always me?
goodideadave wrote:
"It's good you explained that. We've been interviewing candidates all week and have had some odd things happen."
Makes you wonder what they saw that week...
Faith is a fine invention For gentlemen who see; But microscopes are prudent In an emergency! -Emily Dickinson
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What is the craziest thing you've done (accidentally or on purpose) in an interview and did you get the job? (somehow I think I have trump on this one) So the thread below got me thinking and googling ( at my wife :doh: ) and I thought what's the craziest thing I've ever done in a job interview. Then it hit me of something I did do and still got the job. I showed up at job interview for a Senior Programming position with the State of Idaho and I had a Kool-Aid mustache a very big and very bright red Kool-Aid mustache. When I got home my wife took one look at me and with an ashen look on her face said, "So when did you have the Kool-Aid?" I nearly soiled myself on the spot and sprinted to look in the mirror. "Oh Hell!!!" it was so funny as to be absurd we laughed really hard and wrote that interview off completely. A week later I was called and told I got the job. A few months after the fact I asked my boss about the Kool-Aid mustache and he burst out laughing so hard. He summoned the HR manager and the VP of IT into the office and they all told me that my interview had made State history and been sent all over the place in email. I was told that everyone responded that I more than deserved the job and should fit right in. I also learned that without a college degree and no formal training I had posted the highest marks they'd ever had on their skills test besting one with a masters degree and one with 30 years experience in software development. I had... a perfect score. When I asked what got me the job the mustache or the test scores the VP of IT said in a very serious voice, "This place needs a little humor son and that's why your here." and he walked out of the room. I think that has followed me all of my days. The great Kool-Aid interview and I've never been the same. (Many of you will have *NO* trouble believing this story and I promise you on all things I believe holy that this is a true story. I had the brightest red upper lip you could get without lipstick. So it just goes to show that sometimes even though things can go horribly wrong it can work out okay. Next time I interview for a job I'm going to where my wife's underwear outside my dockers and hope for the best. I AM LEGEND!!! :doh:
This did not happen to me but it did happen at the company that I work for. We was interviewing a candidate that had made it past the "board" interview and was interviewing with the company president as sort of a run off. The pres asked the guy if he played any musical instruments. The interviewee replied that he played the "skin flute" and was doing a concert later on that day. He didn't get the job.
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The alpha male felt threatened?
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Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:
alpha male felt threatened
I would think so. The interviewer in Marc's case probably didn't want anyone to solve the sorting problem.
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What is the craziest thing you've done (accidentally or on purpose) in an interview and did you get the job? (somehow I think I have trump on this one) So the thread below got me thinking and googling ( at my wife :doh: ) and I thought what's the craziest thing I've ever done in a job interview. Then it hit me of something I did do and still got the job. I showed up at job interview for a Senior Programming position with the State of Idaho and I had a Kool-Aid mustache a very big and very bright red Kool-Aid mustache. When I got home my wife took one look at me and with an ashen look on her face said, "So when did you have the Kool-Aid?" I nearly soiled myself on the spot and sprinted to look in the mirror. "Oh Hell!!!" it was so funny as to be absurd we laughed really hard and wrote that interview off completely. A week later I was called and told I got the job. A few months after the fact I asked my boss about the Kool-Aid mustache and he burst out laughing so hard. He summoned the HR manager and the VP of IT into the office and they all told me that my interview had made State history and been sent all over the place in email. I was told that everyone responded that I more than deserved the job and should fit right in. I also learned that without a college degree and no formal training I had posted the highest marks they'd ever had on their skills test besting one with a masters degree and one with 30 years experience in software development. I had... a perfect score. When I asked what got me the job the mustache or the test scores the VP of IT said in a very serious voice, "This place needs a little humor son and that's why your here." and he walked out of the room. I think that has followed me all of my days. The great Kool-Aid interview and I've never been the same. (Many of you will have *NO* trouble believing this story and I promise you on all things I believe holy that this is a true story. I had the brightest red upper lip you could get without lipstick. So it just goes to show that sometimes even though things can go horribly wrong it can work out okay. Next time I interview for a job I'm going to where my wife's underwear outside my dockers and hope for the best. I AM LEGEND!!! :doh:
This happened twice, once I got the job and once I didn't. I had interviews call me wrong in the interview twice: 1) Does C++ support interfaces (no, MS C++ does however) 2) How do you deal with IEEE rounding of Math.Float when End Users expect grade school rounding? (Interviewer to this day still believes there is no difference) Now I just keep my mouth shut in the interview. Proving you have more technical knowledge than the interviewer does not equate to contracts.
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I think the dumbest thing I ever did was, towards the end of a phone interview, the employer said, "why don't you come in at 11 tomorrow for a formal interview?" I replied, "11pm sounds great." Woops. He said in a dumbed down voice, "11 AM!" I felt like a total idiot. But I still got the job, and am still working at that employer. :)
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I always throw that in to lighten the mood. A casual, "PM?", usually gets a chuckle.
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Regarding rules 1 and 2, those represent my biggest fear in any interview - that the interviewer fancies himself some sort of clinical psychologist. Just focus on the work, and what the person can do for the company!
Independent123 wrote:
Regarding rules 1 and 2, those represent my biggest fear in any interview - that the interviewer fancies himself some sort of clinical psychologist.
Well, #1 is just saying don't sit in an interview as if you are knocking one off under the table.
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The alpha male felt threatened?
-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit
Joergen Sigvardsson wrote:
The alpha male felt threatened?
Perhaps. But what probably got me kicked out was when he told me that, at tax time, they have programmers sleeping in cots for about a month and they never go home. To which my response was, "geez, your development process is that broken???" :-D Marc
