The daily WTF...
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http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Could-You-Explain-Programming-Please.aspx[^] This is just...wow. Reminds me of the random posts in the Lounge a bit.. :p
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http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Could-You-Explain-Programming-Please.aspx[^] This is just...wow. Reminds me of the random posts in the Lounge a bit.. :p
I'd like to see the brother-in-law try to write a program for an NP-Hard problem that solves the problem in polynomial time. --modified Or, introduce the brother-in-law to the Plain English compiler :rolleyes:
"I guess it's what separates the professionals from the drag and drop, girly wirly, namby pamby, wishy washy, can't code for crap types." - Pete O'Hanlon
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I'd like to see the brother-in-law try to write a program for an NP-Hard problem that solves the problem in polynomial time. --modified Or, introduce the brother-in-law to the Plain English compiler :rolleyes:
"I guess it's what separates the professionals from the drag and drop, girly wirly, namby pamby, wishy washy, can't code for crap types." - Pete O'Hanlon
Paul Conrad wrote:
try to write a program for an NP-Hard problem that solves the problem in polynomial time.
Might as well ask pigs to fly :)
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib "Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?"
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Paul Conrad wrote:
try to write a program for an NP-Hard problem that solves the problem in polynomial time.
Might as well ask pigs to fly :)
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib "Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?"
Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
Might as well ask pigs to fly
Yep. I was quite hesitant in mentioning the particular programming language :laugh:
"I guess it's what separates the professionals from the drag and drop, girly wirly, namby pamby, wishy washy, can't code for crap types." - Pete O'Hanlon
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
Might as well ask pigs to fly
Yep. I was quite hesitant in mentioning the particular programming language :laugh:
"I guess it's what separates the professionals from the drag and drop, girly wirly, namby pamby, wishy washy, can't code for crap types." - Pete O'Hanlon
Its a safe bet that he couldn't do it short of Magik
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook "There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib "Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?"
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http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Could-You-Explain-Programming-Please.aspx[^] This is just...wow. Reminds me of the random posts in the Lounge a bit.. :p
Donna's cousin is over from the mainland and visiting today. I guarentee he'll ask me 'how do you know what to type to program a computer' and 'I make spreadsheets in Excel, is that programming', etc. Every - single - time.
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )
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Donna's cousin is over from the mainland and visiting today. I guarentee he'll ask me 'how do you know what to type to program a computer' and 'I make spreadsheets in Excel, is that programming', etc. Every - single - time.
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ "also I don't think "TranslateOneToTwoBillion OneHundredAndFortySevenMillion FourHundredAndEightyThreeThousand SixHundredAndFortySeven()" is a very good choice for a function name" - SpacixOne ( offering help to someone who really needed it ) ( spaces added for the benefit of people running at < 1280x1024 )
Christian Graus wrote:
make spreadsheets in Excel, is that programming
Hardly.... :laugh:
"I guess it's what separates the professionals from the drag and drop, girly wirly, namby pamby, wishy washy, can't code for crap types." - Pete O'Hanlon
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http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Could-You-Explain-Programming-Please.aspx[^] This is just...wow. Reminds me of the random posts in the Lounge a bit.. :p
In laws. You can't teach them anything! Marc
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http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Could-You-Explain-Programming-Please.aspx[^] This is just...wow. Reminds me of the random posts in the Lounge a bit.. :p