Irishmen
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40 degrees-Californians shiver uncontrollably. Irishmen sunbathe. 35 degrees-Italian cars won't start. Irishmen drive with the windows down. 20 degrees-Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. Irishmen throw on a T-shirt. 15 degrees-Californians begin to evacuate the state. Irishmen go swimming. Zero degrees-New York landlords finally turn up the heating. Irishmen have the last BBQ before it gets cold. 10 degrees below zero-People in Miami cease to exist. Irishmen lick flagpoles. 20 degrees below zero - Californians fly away to Mexico. Irishmen throw on a light jacket. 80 degrees below zero-Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic. Irish Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough. 100 degrees below zero-Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Irishmen pull down their ear-flaps. 173 degrees below zero - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Irishmen get frustrated when they can't thaw their Guinness. 297 degrees below zero-Microbial life start to disappear. Irish cows complain of farmers with cold hands. 460 degrees below zero - ALL atomic motion stops. Irishmen start saying "is it just me or is there a nip in the air?" 500 degrees below zero-Hell freezes over. IRISHMEN SUPPORT ENGLAND IN THE WORLD CUP [Note... I supported England in the world cup]
"When a friend hurts us, we should write it down in the sand, where the winds of forgiveness get in charge of erasing it away, and when something great happens, we should engrave it in the stone of the memory of the heart, where no wind can erase it" Nish on life [methinks] "It's The Soapbox; topics are optional" Shog 9
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40 degrees-Californians shiver uncontrollably. Irishmen sunbathe. 35 degrees-Italian cars won't start. Irishmen drive with the windows down. 20 degrees-Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. Irishmen throw on a T-shirt. 15 degrees-Californians begin to evacuate the state. Irishmen go swimming. Zero degrees-New York landlords finally turn up the heating. Irishmen have the last BBQ before it gets cold. 10 degrees below zero-People in Miami cease to exist. Irishmen lick flagpoles. 20 degrees below zero - Californians fly away to Mexico. Irishmen throw on a light jacket. 80 degrees below zero-Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic. Irish Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough. 100 degrees below zero-Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Irishmen pull down their ear-flaps. 173 degrees below zero - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Irishmen get frustrated when they can't thaw their Guinness. 297 degrees below zero-Microbial life start to disappear. Irish cows complain of farmers with cold hands. 460 degrees below zero - ALL atomic motion stops. Irishmen start saying "is it just me or is there a nip in the air?" 500 degrees below zero-Hell freezes over. IRISHMEN SUPPORT ENGLAND IN THE WORLD CUP [Note... I supported England in the world cup]
"When a friend hurts us, we should write it down in the sand, where the winds of forgiveness get in charge of erasing it away, and when something great happens, we should engrave it in the stone of the memory of the heart, where no wind can erase it" Nish on life [methinks] "It's The Soapbox; topics are optional" Shog 9
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trivialist wrote: Laughing at oneself isn't easy . It's not too hard either!!! :-)
"When a friend hurts us, we should write it down in the sand, where the winds of forgiveness get in charge of erasing it away, and when something great happens, we should engrave it in the stone of the memory of the heart, where no wind can erase it" Nish on life [methinks] "It's The Soapbox; topics are optional" Shog 9
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40 degrees-Californians shiver uncontrollably. Irishmen sunbathe. 35 degrees-Italian cars won't start. Irishmen drive with the windows down. 20 degrees-Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. Irishmen throw on a T-shirt. 15 degrees-Californians begin to evacuate the state. Irishmen go swimming. Zero degrees-New York landlords finally turn up the heating. Irishmen have the last BBQ before it gets cold. 10 degrees below zero-People in Miami cease to exist. Irishmen lick flagpoles. 20 degrees below zero - Californians fly away to Mexico. Irishmen throw on a light jacket. 80 degrees below zero-Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic. Irish Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough. 100 degrees below zero-Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Irishmen pull down their ear-flaps. 173 degrees below zero - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Irishmen get frustrated when they can't thaw their Guinness. 297 degrees below zero-Microbial life start to disappear. Irish cows complain of farmers with cold hands. 460 degrees below zero - ALL atomic motion stops. Irishmen start saying "is it just me or is there a nip in the air?" 500 degrees below zero-Hell freezes over. IRISHMEN SUPPORT ENGLAND IN THE WORLD CUP [Note... I supported England in the world cup]
"When a friend hurts us, we should write it down in the sand, where the winds of forgiveness get in charge of erasing it away, and when something great happens, we should engrave it in the stone of the memory of the heart, where no wind can erase it" Nish on life [methinks] "It's The Soapbox; topics are optional" Shog 9
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40 degrees-Californians shiver uncontrollably. Irishmen sunbathe. 35 degrees-Italian cars won't start. Irishmen drive with the windows down. 20 degrees-Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. Irishmen throw on a T-shirt. 15 degrees-Californians begin to evacuate the state. Irishmen go swimming. Zero degrees-New York landlords finally turn up the heating. Irishmen have the last BBQ before it gets cold. 10 degrees below zero-People in Miami cease to exist. Irishmen lick flagpoles. 20 degrees below zero - Californians fly away to Mexico. Irishmen throw on a light jacket. 80 degrees below zero-Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic. Irish Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough. 100 degrees below zero-Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Irishmen pull down their ear-flaps. 173 degrees below zero - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Irishmen get frustrated when they can't thaw their Guinness. 297 degrees below zero-Microbial life start to disappear. Irish cows complain of farmers with cold hands. 460 degrees below zero - ALL atomic motion stops. Irishmen start saying "is it just me or is there a nip in the air?" 500 degrees below zero-Hell freezes over. IRISHMEN SUPPORT ENGLAND IN THE WORLD CUP [Note... I supported England in the world cup]
"When a friend hurts us, we should write it down in the sand, where the winds of forgiveness get in charge of erasing it away, and when something great happens, we should engrave it in the stone of the memory of the heart, where no wind can erase it" Nish on life [methinks] "It's The Soapbox; topics are optional" Shog 9
:laugh: :laugh: I always find it funny to see Palm Trees on the West coast.
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trivialist wrote: Laughing at oneself isn't easy . It's not too hard either!!! :-)
"When a friend hurts us, we should write it down in the sand, where the winds of forgiveness get in charge of erasing it away, and when something great happens, we should engrave it in the stone of the memory of the heart, where no wind can erase it" Nish on life [methinks] "It's The Soapbox; topics are optional" Shog 9
Martin manages to do it all the time! :)
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