Prison vs Work
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Marc Clifton wrote:
"My rug looks good naturally".
You should attribute that to William Shatner. Wearer of fine wigs since 1985.
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In so doing it would appear you took the bullet with my name on it. I wonder if the 1.0 voters know who I really am... They should be fearful and reverant but I doubt it's within them to fathom my capacity for danger. Where's the dangermouse music when you need it? Where's penfold? What was the villains name they were always after... dang why can't I remember that...
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IN PRISON: You can go to the library and research the latest and greatest technologies AT WORK: Library??? Research??? ROTF! Marc
Marc Clifton wrote:
AT WORK: Library??? Research??? ROTF!
research on your own time! become an expert in all related subjects, on your own time, and keep up to date on all technologies related to your profession, on your own time! And in your free time.... keep up to date with everything else.... :doh:
Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you. - Carl Sandburg
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You shower?:~ :laugh:
code-frog wrote:
You shower?:~
I was wondering what that smell was.... now I know....
Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you. - Carl Sandburg
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Marc Clifton wrote:
AT WORK: Library??? Research??? ROTF!
research on your own time! become an expert in all related subjects, on your own time, and keep up to date on all technologies related to your profession, on your own time! And in your free time.... keep up to date with everything else.... :doh:
Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you. - Carl Sandburg
El Corazon wrote:
research on your own time! become an expert in all related subjects, on your own time, and keep up to date on all technologies related to your profession, on your own time! And in your free time.... keep up to date with everything else....
You know, even a prostitute gets to learn on the job. But a programmer? Marc
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IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK...you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK...you get rewarded for good behavior with more work. IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. AT WORK...you have to share. IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK...you cannot even speak to your family and friends. IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON...there are wardens who are often sadistic. AT WORK...the wardens are called managers.
Silence is the voice of complicity. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. -- monty python Might I suggest that the universe was always the size of the cosmos. It is just that at one point the cosmos was the size of a marble. -- Colin Angus Mackay
AT WORK...you have to share. With somebody who pisses on the toilet seat. X|
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In so doing it would appear you took the bullet with my name on it. I wonder if the 1.0 voters know who I really am... They should be fearful and reverant but I doubt it's within them to fathom my capacity for danger. Where's the dangermouse music when you need it? Where's penfold? What was the villains name they were always after... dang why can't I remember that...
:laugh: Biron Silas Greenback and his faithful sidekick Stiletto. I do a mean Greenback and Stiletto impression "Stiletto you fool." "Si barone".
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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El Corazon wrote:
research on your own time! become an expert in all related subjects, on your own time, and keep up to date on all technologies related to your profession, on your own time! And in your free time.... keep up to date with everything else....
You know, even a prostitute gets to learn on the job. But a programmer? Marc
*added to my quotes collection*;P
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code-frog wrote:
dang why can't I remember that...
They say memory is the second thing to go -- and I can't remember what they say the first is.
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ROFL :laugh:
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Yes, but when I go home and take a shower, I'm not afraid to pick up the soap if I drop it. :rolleyes:
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IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK...you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK...you get rewarded for good behavior with more work. IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. AT WORK...you have to share. IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK...you cannot even speak to your family and friends. IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON...there are wardens who are often sadistic. AT WORK...the wardens are called managers.
Silence is the voice of complicity. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. -- monty python Might I suggest that the universe was always the size of the cosmos. It is just that at one point the cosmos was the size of a marble. -- Colin Angus Mackay
IN PRISON: You are allowed to get laid in scheduled visits AT WORK: You can get laid everyday and choose the bed you are going to use
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IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK...you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK...you get rewarded for good behavior with more work. IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. AT WORK...you have to share. IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK...you cannot even speak to your family and friends. IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON...there are wardens who are often sadistic. AT WORK...the wardens are called managers.
Silence is the voice of complicity. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. -- monty python Might I suggest that the universe was always the size of the cosmos. It is just that at one point the cosmos was the size of a marble. -- Colin Angus Mackay
Apparently this guy has never seen the inside of a prison. You don't always get 3 meals a day. In many jails and prisons, you get 2. Imageine the quality of the food you get when they spend $2 a day on your meals. You don't get your own toilet, and there is no privacy when you do use it. And no toilet seat. And youa re told when you can use the toilet. Prisoners are required to work. The warden (and guards) are not nearly as dangerous as some of your fellow inmates. Come in healthy and leave broken and often with AIDS, acquired against your will. Prison is the one place in all the known universe where time can be slowed down. One week in a prison feels like a month outside, yet you will age a year for every six months you are in. Folks in prison usually deserve what they get, but it still ain't no picnic. I appreciate the attempt at humor, but this one just misses the mark for me. I think I'll choose work.
modified on Tuesday, February 26, 2008 7:42 AM
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In so doing it would appear you took the bullet with my name on it. I wonder if the 1.0 voters know who I really am... They should be fearful and reverant but I doubt it's within them to fathom my capacity for danger. Where's the dangermouse music when you need it? Where's penfold? What was the villains name they were always after... dang why can't I remember that...
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IN PRISON: You are allowed to get laid in scheduled visits AT WORK: You can get laid everyday and choose the bed you are going to use
[quote]AT WORK: You can get laid everyday and choose the bed you are going to use[/quote] you can do that at work? please please... can You tell me where do you work? :laugh:
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[quote]AT WORK: You can get laid everyday and choose the bed you are going to use[/quote] you can do that at work? please please... can You tell me where do you work? :laugh:
HEHEHE, Sorry, you misundertood me. What I meant is that you can leave work and then get laid. You can't leave prison. But you gave me an idea, maybe I'll try to lock myself inside the DataCenter room along with a girl here that likes to do dangerous stuff. LOL
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HEHEHE, Sorry, you misundertood me. What I meant is that you can leave work and then get laid. You can't leave prison. But you gave me an idea, maybe I'll try to lock myself inside the DataCenter room along with a girl here that likes to do dangerous stuff. LOL
hehehehe... yes I know what you meant... but you can do that when you leave prison too HAHAHAHA (not eveyday though... who said life is fair?lol)... anyway... good idea... i heard some great things about copy machines lol (do they have copy machines in prisons? :D)
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hehehehe... yes I know what you meant... but you can do that when you leave prison too HAHAHAHA (not eveyday though... who said life is fair?lol)... anyway... good idea... i heard some great things about copy machines lol (do they have copy machines in prisons? :D)
ROFL, yes I can do that when I leave prison, just I would have to do a handjob for a couple of years first hahaha. Copy machines eh? If they were a little more concealed in my job I would give that a try. :laugh:
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IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK...you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK...you get rewarded for good behavior with more work. IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. AT WORK...you have to share. IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK...you cannot even speak to your family and friends. IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON...there are wardens who are often sadistic. AT WORK...the wardens are called managers.
Silence is the voice of complicity. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. -- monty python Might I suggest that the universe was always the size of the cosmos. It is just that at one point the cosmos was the size of a marble. -- Colin Angus Mackay
I would rather stay in my home sweet home... but if i was thrown into prison... i hope i have the mind of michael schofield of prison break... ;P