Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Code Project
  1. Home
  2. The Lounge
  3. Swap Shop

Swap Shop

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved The Lounge
questiondatabasesql-serversysadmin
35 Posts 15 Posters 0 Views 1 Watching
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • M Matthew Faithfull

    I don't suppose you know how to get bloodwine stains out of an office carpet by any chance? :doh: I knew I shouldn't have opened that draw but I was looking for things to swap with digital man for his tackyons. I'm going to need something to attach stuff to the new notice board, like notes reminding people that office desks are not the place to store your fictional subatomic particle collection or beligerant alien armies, ouch weyurgle au

    Nothing is exactly what it seems but everything with seems can be unpicked.

    L Offline
    L Offline
    Lost User
    wrote on last edited by
    #26

    Red wine stain, try using a cheap white wine and a J-cloth. It will soon dilute the colour.

    1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • M Matthew Faithfull

      I don't suppose you know how to get bloodwine stains out of an office carpet by any chance? :doh: I knew I shouldn't have opened that draw but I was looking for things to swap with digital man for his tackyons. I'm going to need something to attach stuff to the new notice board, like notes reminding people that office desks are not the place to store your fictional subatomic particle collection or beligerant alien armies, ouch weyurgle au

      Nothing is exactly what it seems but everything with seems can be unpicked.

      E Offline
      E Offline
      El Corazon
      wrote on last edited by
      #27

      Matthew Faithfull wrote:

      I don't suppose you know how to get bloodwine stains out of an office carpet by any chance?

      actually, yes, tribbles... of course you might want to guard your grains too.... ;)

      _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

      M 1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • F ftw melvin

        Is it Access '97? I have some bisuit crumbs I'm prepared to gather together in exchange!

        E Offline
        E Offline
        El Corazon
        wrote on last edited by
        #28

        A. Melvin wrote:

        Is it Access '97?

        Using Access 2 for windows, Que series, 1994. It's parked right next to my Fundamentals Programming with Fortran 77.

        _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

        1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • D DavidNohejl

          I dont know, I don't have the courage to look under mine...


          [My Blog]
          "Visual studio desperately needs some performance improvements. It is sometimes almost as slow as eclipse." - Rüdiger Klaehn
          "Real men use mspaint for writing code and notepad for designing graphics." - Anna-Jayne Metcalfe

          E Offline
          E Offline
          El Corazon
          wrote on last edited by
          #29

          dnh wrote:

          I dont know, I don't have the courage to look under mine...

          awww... come on... don't you WANT to know if there is a rattlesnake or alien blob from outer space under there?

          _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

          D 1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • E El Corazon

            Matthew Faithfull wrote:

            I don't suppose you know how to get bloodwine stains out of an office carpet by any chance?

            actually, yes, tribbles... of course you might want to guard your grains too.... ;)

            _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

            M Offline
            M Offline
            Matthew Faithfull
            wrote on last edited by
            #30

            :~ Hmm, wouldn't they just eat the carpet? or were you thinking of vigorous scrubbing with one or more dead tribbles. Anyway, email me one and I'll give it a try :-D

            Nothing is exactly what it seems but everything with seems can be unpicked.

            E 1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • M Matthew Faithfull

              :~ Hmm, wouldn't they just eat the carpet? or were you thinking of vigorous scrubbing with one or more dead tribbles. Anyway, email me one and I'll give it a try :-D

              Nothing is exactly what it seems but everything with seems can be unpicked.

              E Offline
              E Offline
              El Corazon
              wrote on last edited by
              #31

              Matthew Faithfull wrote:

              or were you thinking of vigorous scrubbing with one or more dead tribbles

              where do you think all those interesting fur colors come from? if the carpet is a man-made fiber they won't eat it, but will eat every last morsel of natural food essences or rub the oils into their coats to maintain the picture perfect coat. That much hair requires regular maintenance you know, just ask Cousin It. A nice stiff rub with a tribble combined with some clear romulan ale will lift the stain out. Oh yeah, you do have some real romulan ale handy right? even though it is ... somewhat... discouraged?

              _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

              M 1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • E El Corazon

                dnh wrote:

                I dont know, I don't have the courage to look under mine...

                awww... come on... don't you WANT to know if there is a rattlesnake or alien blob from outer space under there?

                _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

                D Offline
                D Offline
                DavidNohejl
                wrote on last edited by
                #32

                Not until it gets on the desk. Then I may have problem :rolleyes:


                [My Blog]
                "Visual studio desperately needs some performance improvements. It is sometimes almost as slow as eclipse." - Rüdiger Klaehn
                "Real men use mspaint for writing code and notepad for designing graphics." - Anna-Jayne Metcalfe

                E 1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • D DavidNohejl

                  Not until it gets on the desk. Then I may have problem :rolleyes:


                  [My Blog]
                  "Visual studio desperately needs some performance improvements. It is sometimes almost as slow as eclipse." - Rüdiger Klaehn
                  "Real men use mspaint for writing code and notepad for designing graphics." - Anna-Jayne Metcalfe

                  E Offline
                  E Offline
                  El Corazon
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #33

                  dnh wrote:

                  Not until it gets on the desk

                  by then it might be REAL hungry! got a lunch handy to make it an offering?

                  _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • E El Corazon

                    Matthew Faithfull wrote:

                    or were you thinking of vigorous scrubbing with one or more dead tribbles

                    where do you think all those interesting fur colors come from? if the carpet is a man-made fiber they won't eat it, but will eat every last morsel of natural food essences or rub the oils into their coats to maintain the picture perfect coat. That much hair requires regular maintenance you know, just ask Cousin It. A nice stiff rub with a tribble combined with some clear romulan ale will lift the stain out. Oh yeah, you do have some real romulan ale handy right? even though it is ... somewhat... discouraged?

                    _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

                    M Offline
                    M Offline
                    Matthew Faithfull
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #34

                    Thanks for the advice, I'm sure the boss has some of the aforementioned liquor stashed somewhere ;)

                    Nothing is exactly what it seems but everything with seems can be unpicked.

                    T 1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • M Matthew Faithfull

                      Thanks for the advice, I'm sure the boss has some of the aforementioned liquor stashed somewhere ;)

                      Nothing is exactly what it seems but everything with seems can be unpicked.

                      T Offline
                      T Offline
                      Tom Delany
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #35

                      I once had a Klingon horde, but the singing got on my nerves...

                      WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      Reply
                      • Reply as topic
                      Log in to reply
                      • Oldest to Newest
                      • Newest to Oldest
                      • Most Votes


                      • Login

                      • Don't have an account? Register

                      • Login or register to search.
                      • First post
                        Last post
                      0
                      • Categories
                      • Recent
                      • Tags
                      • Popular
                      • World
                      • Users
                      • Groups