Big Fat Girl Almost Old Enough To Be Your Mother...

[Oakman]

CataclysmicQuantum wrote:

Everyone smokes weed around here.

And in jail your owner will trade your ass around to get as much as he wants.

Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

[Oakman]

Josh Gray wrote:

Get a 10 pack of condoms, turn the lights out and get it out of your system

That's an image I didn't really need to have. X|

Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

[Lost User]

Oakman wrote:

That's an image I didn't really need to have.

;P I did forget one step, scotch guarding the sheets

[Oakman]

Josh Gray wrote:

just not *big* enough for her

Or her pet gerbil

Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface

[Lost User]

Oakman wrote:

Or her pet gerbil

Which she registered lost at the local vet. Last seen friday night heading into "unknown" territory, owner willing to pay any cleaning costs associated with its retrieval/return.

[soap brain]

Oakman wrote:

Shitheads talk about themselves.

Did I ever tell you how great I am? ;P

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

[Lost User]

Now that is funny.

Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription