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  • E El Corazon

    Gary Wheeler wrote:

    Damn. I suppose southern Ohio, with a brush of West Virginia and a dash of Kentucky briar, doesn't even come close?

    I'd try a UK accent immitation, but with a NM accent hidden in there I am more than likely to set her into a fit of giggles or a full out laugh. Not great for the confidence points. So I just shrug and keep my own voice, much as it lacks. :-D

    _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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    Pete OHanlon
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      No, only UK, Aus, and Kiwi's I'm afraid. But every girl is different--which is what makes it difficult to figure us out I guess.

      CP Offenders: Over 50 offenders and growing! Current rant: "Me thinks CP needs an application process!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

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      leckey wrote:

      No, only UK, Aus, and Kiwi's I'm afraid.

      Well, that's me, Colin, Benjymous, the two Chris' and Dalek Dave sorted then. ;)

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      • E El Corazon

        Gary Wheeler wrote:

        Damn. I suppose southern Ohio, with a brush of West Virginia and a dash of Kentucky briar, doesn't even come close?

        I'd try a UK accent immitation, but with a NM accent hidden in there I am more than likely to set her into a fit of giggles or a full out laugh. Not great for the confidence points. So I just shrug and keep my own voice, much as it lacks. :-D

        _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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        Robert Royall
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        "Haow joo dooin dere mang, eh?"

        Imagine that you are hired to build a bridge over a river. The river gets slightly wider every day; sometimes it shrinks but nobody can predict when. Your contract says you can't use concrete or steel - the client only provides timber and cut stone (but won't tell you what kind). Gravity changes from hour to hour, as does the viscosity of air. Your only tools are a hacksaw, a chainsaw, a rubber mallet, and a length of rope. Welcome to my world. -Me explaining my job to an engineer

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        • E El Corazon

          Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote:

          Nowhere near as much as the 2kg of crushed chillies we keep in the cupboard for emergencies.

          dagnabbit!! Between you and Paul, I am getting desperate here.... first free coffee, now chillies! I need to get home early and break into the special stash of chilli... working in the desert means miles away from decent chilli and coffee! :omg:

          _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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          Robert Royall
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          With all the rain we got this winter, Hatch should be blooming like crazy pretty soon. You should drive by there one of these days...

          Imagine that you are hired to build a bridge over a river. The river gets slightly wider every day; sometimes it shrinks but nobody can predict when. Your contract says you can't use concrete or steel - the client only provides timber and cut stone (but won't tell you what kind). Gravity changes from hour to hour, as does the viscosity of air. Your only tools are a hacksaw, a chainsaw, a rubber mallet, and a length of rope. Welcome to my world. -Me explaining my job to an engineer

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          • D Dave Kreskowiak

            The Developer wrote:

            you madam is the idiot and more, you madam are more idiot than leckey.

            Madam?? You do know that Brady is a man, correct? All you had to do was look at his profile to figure that out. And to think, you're calling everyone else an idiot...

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            Lost User
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            Dave Kreskowiak wrote:

            You do know that Brady is a man

            Yes i knew that. but the reason i called you that because you speak like a madam.

            Dave Kreskowiak wrote:

            , you're calling everyone else an idiot

            No i'm not. it seems you are not a good stalker like leckey

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            • L leckey 0

              Do you really thing ANYONE here will believe that? You need to see a doctor.

              CP Offenders: Over 50 offenders and growing! Current rant: "Me thinks CP needs an application process!" http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/[^]

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              leckey wrote:

              Do you really thing ANYONE here will believe that? You need to see a doctor.

              "thing" haha you are the one who should see an english teacher. or go back to elementary school.

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              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                leckey wrote:

                No, I just don't want to lose respect points.

                I'm not sure where my respect points stand. On the one hand, I get points for being brutally honest , but on the other hand, I lose points for - being brutally honest. I think I'm establishing some sort of weird equilibrium that kinda helps balance the universe. :)

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                Big Daddy Farang
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                John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                being brutally honest

                I always say, "It's best to go with your strengths." :-D

                BDF A learned fool is more a fool than an ignorant fool. -- Moliere

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                • M Michael Schubert

                  The Developer wrote:

                  someone is stealling my name and writting post for me someone is framming me to look that way

                  Yeah, right...

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                  Lost User
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                  some members like leckey is doing that. i think its a conspiracy lead by leckey and her dogs

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                  • E El Corazon

                    The Developer wrote:

                    someone is framming me to look that way. you needto

                    uhhh... yeah... right.... first assuming you are correct, and yes I speak fluent typo... It comes from working for my employer. :rolleyes: You need only show this by being polite and speaking clearly of what the problem really is.

                    _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                    Lost User
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                    how can you tell

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                    • M Miszou

                      Brady Kelly wrote:

                      How can you just jump in and call someone respected here an idiot

                      Well IMHO, by keeping that ridiculous list, she's rapidly losing any respect from me that she might once have had.

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                      Brady Kelly
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                      And really missing it I bet.

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                      • CPalliniC CPallini

                        The Developer wrote:

                        f you read here list you will find more than 50 members. so all those members are bad and she is the only one good . In her Dreams that could happen

                        At the moment, subtractacting the 50 idiots, there are 5,109,934 members remaining. :)

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                        leckey says that the list is growing. wait a week and you will find that the number of remaining members will be 50 :laugh:

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                        • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

                          You don't realize how many toes you're stepping on do you? Brady is a great guy, Leckey is a really smart girl with lots of respect going her way because she earned it and what's more she's not afraid to give you (or anyone) a piece of her mind. Tuck your tail between your legs and go home OR try to be a man, shape up your act and try to earn a place in the community.

                          "Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "You're an idiot." John Simmons, THE Outlaw programmer "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon

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                          Lost User
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                          are you hearing the news. i'm in a bad mood right now :((

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                            By "intelligence" he meant not this. Even you have to see that we won't believe this. Let's analyze: first sentence: No capitalization, barely any grammar second sentence: "stealling", "stealling", "framming", "needto". barely any grammar. No capitalization. Honestly, how do you fram something? Or did you mean "frak" (Hooray BSG)?

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                            that is what i'm saying he\she is using my way to frame me

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                              are you hearing the news. i'm in a bad mood right now :((

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                              Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                              You reap what you sow.

                              "Every time Lotus Notes starts up, somewhere a puppy, a kitten, a lamb, and a baby seal are killed. Lotus Notes is a conspiracy by the forces of Satan to drive us over the brink into madness. The CRC-32 for each file in the installation includes the numbers 666." Gary Wheeler "You're an idiot." John Simmons, THE Outlaw programmer "I realised that all of my best anecdotes started with "So there we were, pissed". Pete O'Hanlon

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                              • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

                                I did. This is as far as I got before I formed an opinion. FYI, I'm not judging - merely stating that you are presenting a crap image of yourself. If you act in a more responsible maner, you'll get more respect. :rose:

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                                I got more respect her more than you imagine. you need to see where to get your news

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                                • C CataclysmicQuantum

                                  The Developer wrote:

                                  This is the most stupid thing to write is the list and the one who wrote it is a big and super idiot [Mad]

                                  But think of all the fun you can have with her. She has ADHD so you can toss her a sparkly ball and she will run after it while giggling uncontrollably.

                                  The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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                                  she will run like a b*tch :laugh:

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                                    leckey says that the list is growing. wait a week and you will find that the number of remaining members will be 50 :laugh:

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                                    Pete OHanlon
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                                    Son leave it. Let the thread die. If you keep quiet long enough and don't try to be a jackass, Leckey will remove you from the list.

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                                      she will run like a b*tch :laugh:

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                                      CataclysmicQuantum
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                                      How old are you?

                                      The Digital World. It is an amazing place in which we primitive humans interact. Our flesh made this synthetic machine. You see, we are so smart, we know a lot of stuff. We were grown from cells that came from the universe, which the matter and physics I'm typing in it is amazing how the universe is working. Human life is very amazing. How I experience this sh*t its like wow.

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                                      • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                        No, we say "you're an illiterate f*cktard", and you say "potato".

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                                        Lost User
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                                        I will not reply to your stupid post

                                        modified on Thursday, May 8, 2008 4:38 PM

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                                        • M Michael Schubert

                                          I just had a look at leckey's list of "CP Offenders" towards the bottom of the page: http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com/2008/05/me-thinks-cp-needs-application-process.html[^] Be scared!

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                                          Reynolds Glisner
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                                          Its probably her time of the month again... :laugh:

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