Some Innocent Humor (Work friendly)
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John C. Smith wrote:
I'm talking about the communications infrastructure and how society works in general, with governments and businesses.
So you picked an innocent looking name and tried to engage in something approaching a thoughtful discussion but it took all of three posts to decend into meaningless rubbish. Do we look that stupid Josh?
Josh Gray wrote:
Do we look that stupid Josh?
Good catch, no matter how hard he tries to cover it up he still sounds like a retard.
I'm a Christian: I *know* that I'm perverted. - Ilion
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Josh Gray wrote:
Do we look that stupid Josh?
Good catch, no matter how hard he tries to cover it up he still sounds like a retard.
I'm a Christian: I *know* that I'm perverted. - Ilion
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John C. Smith wrote:
You know my intellect is far superior to yours.
You have the intellect of someone whose mind was screwed up by childhood abuse then fried with drugs.
I'm a Christian: I *know* that I'm perverted. - Ilion
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John C. Smith wrote:
You know my intellect is far superior to yours.
You have the intellect of someone whose mind was screwed up by childhood abuse then fried with drugs.
I'm a Christian: I *know* that I'm perverted. - Ilion
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DemonPossessed wrote:
You have the intellect of someone whose mind was screwed up by childhood abuse then fried with drugs.
I dont reckon there is a lot to choose between you. In my mind the smartest one is the first to stop responding.
Josh Gray wrote:
In my mind the smartest one is the first to stop responding.
Thanks for bit of info, I'll take that to heart next time I am concerned with what you think.
I'm a Christian: I *know* that I'm perverted. - Ilion
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Josh Gray wrote:
In my mind the smartest one is the first to stop responding.
Thanks for bit of info, I'll take that to heart next time I am concerned with what you think.
I'm a Christian: I *know* that I'm perverted. - Ilion
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Josh Gray wrote:
The original version was an interesting insight.
How would *you* know, being one who *refuses* to think?
I'm a Christian: I *know* that I'm perverted. - Ilion
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Josh Gray wrote:
The original version was an interesting insight.
How would *you* know, being one who *refuses* to think?
I'm a Christian: I *know* that I'm perverted. - Ilion
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Q: What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam? A: Have you started beating your wife? Q How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews. Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant? A: Dress her up as a goat. Q: Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics? A:Neither did I. Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A. What's toilet paper? Q How can you recognise a well-balanced Muslim? A He's got chips on both shoulders. Q: What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? A: Nothing! You told her twice already! Q: What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? A: Lefty! Q: What's the difference between Dar al-Islam and a pot of bio-yogurt? A: The yogurt has a living culture. Q: What do you call a drunk Muslim? A: Hamed. Q: What do you call a very drunk Muslim? A: Mohammed.
Very amusing; however, hope you have good life insurance cover as you have probably had a fatwah declared against you for taking the piss out of them. Got any more?
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Q: What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam? A: Have you started beating your wife? Q How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews. Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant? A: Dress her up as a goat. Q: Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics? A:Neither did I. Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A. What's toilet paper? Q How can you recognise a well-balanced Muslim? A He's got chips on both shoulders. Q: What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? A: Nothing! You told her twice already! Q: What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? A: Lefty! Q: What's the difference between Dar al-Islam and a pot of bio-yogurt? A: The yogurt has a living culture. Q: What do you call a drunk Muslim? A: Hamed. Q: What do you call a very drunk Muslim? A: Mohammed.
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Very amusing; however, hope you have good life insurance cover as you have probably had a fatwah declared against you for taking the piss out of them. Got any more?
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That isn't humour - it is hate.
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You bastard - it's obvious your life is based on hate :mad:
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Q: What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam? A: Have you started beating your wife? Q How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews. Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant? A: Dress her up as a goat. Q: Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics? A:Neither did I. Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A. What's toilet paper? Q How can you recognise a well-balanced Muslim? A He's got chips on both shoulders. Q: What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? A: Nothing! You told her twice already! Q: What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? A: Lefty! Q: What's the difference between Dar al-Islam and a pot of bio-yogurt? A: The yogurt has a living culture. Q: What do you call a drunk Muslim? A: Hamed. Q: What do you call a very drunk Muslim? A: Mohammed.
thanks for enlightening me your educational and religious background to share innocent jokes. However I would like to answer the following question: Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? They don't "know" because unlike others Muslims use water to clean themselves while others prefer to wipe with paper and keep in pocket or use deodorant instead of taking bath even after months!
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thanks for enlightening me your educational and religious background to share innocent jokes. However I would like to answer the following question: Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? They don't "know" because unlike others Muslims use water to clean themselves while others prefer to wipe with paper and keep in pocket or use deodorant instead of taking bath even after months!
Adnan Siddiqi wrote:
They don't "know" because unlike others Muslims use water to clean themselves while others prefer to wipe with paper and keep in pocket or use deodorant instead of taking bath even after months!
Eww... I wash every day! Usually... :rolleyes:
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That isn't humour - it is hate.
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Trollslayer wrote:
That isn't humour - it is hate.
Well, same thing for them. they also called it tolerance and freedom of expression. However they get pissed if some one uses same tools for Holocaust and anti-antisemitism. :rolleyes:
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Adnan Siddiqi wrote:
They don't "know" because unlike others Muslims use water to clean themselves while others prefer to wipe with paper and keep in pocket or use deodorant instead of taking bath even after months!
Eww... I wash every day! Usually... :rolleyes:
maybe with HCL, who knows doctor! *grin*
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That isn't humour - it is hate.
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Where is this any worse than Irish jokes or Essex girl jokes or some of the bile filled anti-semitic jokes that go round? I realise muslims have a hard time laughing at themselves but that doesn't mean that we can't laugh at them. Besides, get a life: who died and made you god?
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You bastard - it's obvious your life is based on hate :mad:
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Oh yeah? And what about your name? What have trolls done to deserve your bile and prejudice? I mean, it doesn't get any worse than invoking hatred with a nickname, does it? You're a left-wing commie idiot.
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thanks for enlightening me your educational and religious background to share innocent jokes. However I would like to answer the following question: Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? They don't "know" because unlike others Muslims use water to clean themselves while others prefer to wipe with paper and keep in pocket or use deodorant instead of taking bath even after months!
You haven't been on the tube recently have you? And this includes every smelly bastard (not just muslims who sometimes do and sometimes don't smell: stinking appears to apply to any race, species, etc) that doesn't seem to appreciate that soap is cheap. It's hard getting trapped when some stinking git has decicded that washing is not a necessary requirement for social interaction. Yuk.