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    Nnamdi Onyeyiri
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    I was just wondering, what job you programmers would have if you couldnt be a programmer, because computers didnt exist. i know what id be, an electronics engineer, trying to make a computer. :-D seriously though, i have two career paths in mimd, electronics and/or software engineering.


    :suss: Email: theeclypse@hotmail.com   URL: http://www.onyeyiri.co.uk
    :suss:"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors."

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      I was just wondering, what job you programmers would have if you couldnt be a programmer, because computers didnt exist. i know what id be, an electronics engineer, trying to make a computer. :-D seriously though, i have two career paths in mimd, electronics and/or software engineering.


      :suss: Email: theeclypse@hotmail.com   URL: http://www.onyeyiri.co.uk
      :suss:"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors."

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      I would have been a doctor, and then I would have found the cure for death, and then I would have gone home to my harem of nurses and then I would [CENSORED]. I'm tired.:zzz:

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        I would have been a doctor, and then I would have found the cure for death, and then I would have gone home to my harem of nurses and then I would [CENSORED]. I'm tired.:zzz:

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        Nnamdi Onyeyiri
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        lol


        :suss: Email: theeclypse@hotmail.com   URL: http://www.onyeyiri.co.uk
        :suss:"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors."

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          I was just wondering, what job you programmers would have if you couldnt be a programmer, because computers didnt exist. i know what id be, an electronics engineer, trying to make a computer. :-D seriously though, i have two career paths in mimd, electronics and/or software engineering.


          :suss: Email: theeclypse@hotmail.com   URL: http://www.onyeyiri.co.uk
          :suss:"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors."

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          Christian Graus
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          I would work in childcare, no question. Christian come on all you MS suckups, defend your sugar-daddy now. - Chris Losinger - 11/07/2002

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            I would work in childcare, no question. Christian come on all you MS suckups, defend your sugar-daddy now. - Chris Losinger - 11/07/2002

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            Nnamdi Onyeyiri
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            like children then. :):rolleyes:


            :suss: Email: theeclypse@hotmail.com   URL: http://www.onyeyiri.co.uk
            :suss:"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors."

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              like children then. :):rolleyes:


              :suss: Email: theeclypse@hotmail.com   URL: http://www.onyeyiri.co.uk
              :suss:"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors."

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              Christian Graus
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              I just like being surrounded by people I know I can beat up easily. :P Seriously though, I've always loved kids, and having my own and having other peoples around a lot has only made me love them more. Lower primary though, before they start smoking, swearing and screwing. Christian come on all you MS suckups, defend your sugar-daddy now. - Chris Losinger - 11/07/2002

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                I just like being surrounded by people I know I can beat up easily. :P Seriously though, I've always loved kids, and having my own and having other peoples around a lot has only made me love them more. Lower primary though, before they start smoking, swearing and screwing. Christian come on all you MS suckups, defend your sugar-daddy now. - Chris Losinger - 11/07/2002

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                Nnamdi Onyeyiri
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                smoking [hate the smoke] swearing [i have a larger vocabulary than that] screwing [hmm..well ive been brought up to believe this is wrong at a young age - the way it should be] i just finished secondary school, and dont do any of those things.


                :suss: Email: theeclypse@hotmail.com   URL: http://www.onyeyiri.co.uk
                :suss:"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors."

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                  I was just wondering, what job you programmers would have if you couldnt be a programmer, because computers didnt exist. i know what id be, an electronics engineer, trying to make a computer. :-D seriously though, i have two career paths in mimd, electronics and/or software engineering.


                  :suss: Email: theeclypse@hotmail.com   URL: http://www.onyeyiri.co.uk
                  :suss:"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors."

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                  Andrew Peace
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                  A professional musician, I spend a lot of time thinking about music as it is, so that is the closest for me. -- Andrew.

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                    I was just wondering, what job you programmers would have if you couldnt be a programmer, because computers didnt exist. i know what id be, an electronics engineer, trying to make a computer. :-D seriously though, i have two career paths in mimd, electronics and/or software engineering.


                    :suss: Email: theeclypse@hotmail.com   URL: http://www.onyeyiri.co.uk
                    :suss:"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors."

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                    Chris Losinger
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                    i'd be a chemist or a physicist, probably the former. c-


                    To explain Donald Knuth's relevance to computing is like explaining Paul's relevance to the Catholic Church. He isn't God, he isn't the Son of God, but he was sent by God to explain God to the masses.
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                    Fractals!

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                      I was just wondering, what job you programmers would have if you couldnt be a programmer, because computers didnt exist. i know what id be, an electronics engineer, trying to make a computer. :-D seriously though, i have two career paths in mimd, electronics and/or software engineering.


                      :suss: Email: theeclypse@hotmail.com   URL: http://www.onyeyiri.co.uk
                      :suss:"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors."

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                      Jon Sagara
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                      Attorney Jon Sagara "Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip!"

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                        I was just wondering, what job you programmers would have if you couldnt be a programmer, because computers didnt exist. i know what id be, an electronics engineer, trying to make a computer. :-D seriously though, i have two career paths in mimd, electronics and/or software engineering.


                        :suss: Email: theeclypse@hotmail.com   URL: http://www.onyeyiri.co.uk
                        :suss:"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors."

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                        Paul Watson
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                        Nnamdi Onyeyiri wrote: was just wondering, what job you programmers would have if you couldnt be a programmer, because computers didnt exist. Photo journalist. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and to be loved in return - Moulin Rouge Alison Pentland wrote: I now have an image of you in front of the mirror in the morning, wearing your knickers, socks and shoes trying to decided if they match!

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                          I was just wondering, what job you programmers would have if you couldnt be a programmer, because computers didnt exist. i know what id be, an electronics engineer, trying to make a computer. :-D seriously though, i have two career paths in mimd, electronics and/or software engineering.


                          :suss: Email: theeclypse@hotmail.com   URL: http://www.onyeyiri.co.uk
                          :suss:"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors."

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                          ColinDavies
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                          I'd be a phisio for gymnasts. Regardz Colin J Davies

                          Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                          I am sick of fighting with Martin, I think I will ignore his posts from here on in, and spend the time working on articles instead. Christian Graus

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                            I was just wondering, what job you programmers would have if you couldnt be a programmer, because computers didnt exist. i know what id be, an electronics engineer, trying to make a computer. :-D seriously though, i have two career paths in mimd, electronics and/or software engineering.


                            :suss: Email: theeclypse@hotmail.com   URL: http://www.onyeyiri.co.uk
                            :suss:"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors."

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                            Tomasz Sowinski
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                            Astronaut. And don't tell me that space travel is impossible without computers. :-D Tomasz Sowinski -- http://www.shooltz.com

                            - It's for protection
                            - Protection from what? Zee Germans?

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                              Astronaut. And don't tell me that space travel is impossible without computers. :-D Tomasz Sowinski -- http://www.shooltz.com

                              - It's for protection
                              - Protection from what? Zee Germans?

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                              benjymous
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                              of course it isn't. All the calculations for the moon landings were done on slide rules! -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                                I was just wondering, what job you programmers would have if you couldnt be a programmer, because computers didnt exist. i know what id be, an electronics engineer, trying to make a computer. :-D seriously though, i have two career paths in mimd, electronics and/or software engineering.


                                :suss: Email: theeclypse@hotmail.com   URL: http://www.onyeyiri.co.uk
                                :suss:"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors."

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                                benjymous
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                                We'd all be using slide rules[^] (though I'd guess had electronic computers not been invented, some other form of automated calculation machine would have been) -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

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                                  I was just wondering, what job you programmers would have if you couldnt be a programmer, because computers didnt exist. i know what id be, an electronics engineer, trying to make a computer. :-D seriously though, i have two career paths in mimd, electronics and/or software engineering.


                                  :suss: Email: theeclypse@hotmail.com   URL: http://www.onyeyiri.co.uk
                                  :suss:"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors."

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                                  Roger Allen
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                                  Village idiot. If I qualified that is! Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 If I had a quote, it would be a very good one.

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                                    I was just wondering, what job you programmers would have if you couldnt be a programmer, because computers didnt exist. i know what id be, an electronics engineer, trying to make a computer. :-D seriously though, i have two career paths in mimd, electronics and/or software engineering.


                                    :suss: Email: theeclypse@hotmail.com   URL: http://www.onyeyiri.co.uk
                                    :suss:"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors."

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                                    Dy
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                                    I'd be a bum. I'm practicly there already, I just need to perfect the swearing at random strnagers.


                                    Dylan Kenneally London, UK

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                                      I was just wondering, what job you programmers would have if you couldnt be a programmer, because computers didnt exist. i know what id be, an electronics engineer, trying to make a computer. :-D seriously though, i have two career paths in mimd, electronics and/or software engineering.


                                      :suss: Email: theeclypse@hotmail.com   URL: http://www.onyeyiri.co.uk
                                      :suss:"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors."

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                                      Chris Meech
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                                      I'd work in a lumber yard. There's always that guy you see that is just carrying around a 2x4. That would be me. :) Chris Meech

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