Top 10 reasons to go to work naked
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Got this in an email and it made me laugh, so I thought I would share... #1 Your boss is always telling you "I want to see your butt in here by 8:00!" #2 Take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan #3 Inventive way to finally meet that hunk/babe in Human Resources #4 "I would love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants" #5 To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse #6 You want to see if it's like the dream #7 People stop stealing your pens when they see where you keep them #8 Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk #9 Gives 'bad hair day' a whole new meaning #10 No one steals your chair
#0 you're looking for a new job
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#0 you're looking for a new job
How about - the government only offers you benfits if you were fired, not if you quit ?
Christian Graus Please read this if you don't understand the answer I've given you. If you're still stuck, ask me for more information.
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How about - the government only offers you benfits if you were fired, not if you quit ?
Christian Graus Please read this if you don't understand the answer I've given you. If you're still stuck, ask me for more information.
To explain to your office worker that your last wife was crazy- your appratus are in working order and you are ready to demostrate the operating procedure.
Tapas Shome System Software Engineer Keen Computer Solutions 1408 Erin Street Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada R3E 2S8 http://www.keencomputer.com
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Got this in an email and it made me laugh, so I thought I would share... #1 Your boss is always telling you "I want to see your butt in here by 8:00!" #2 Take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan #3 Inventive way to finally meet that hunk/babe in Human Resources #4 "I would love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants" #5 To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse #6 You want to see if it's like the dream #7 People stop stealing your pens when they see where you keep them #8 Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk #9 Gives 'bad hair day' a whole new meaning #10 No one steals your chair
Numbers 7, 9, and 10 are good :laugh:
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
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Got this in an email and it made me laugh, so I thought I would share... #1 Your boss is always telling you "I want to see your butt in here by 8:00!" #2 Take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan #3 Inventive way to finally meet that hunk/babe in Human Resources #4 "I would love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants" #5 To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse #6 You want to see if it's like the dream #7 People stop stealing your pens when they see where you keep them #8 Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk #9 Gives 'bad hair day' a whole new meaning #10 No one steals your chair
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Got this in an email and it made me laugh, so I thought I would share... #1 Your boss is always telling you "I want to see your butt in here by 8:00!" #2 Take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan #3 Inventive way to finally meet that hunk/babe in Human Resources #4 "I would love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants" #5 To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse #6 You want to see if it's like the dream #7 People stop stealing your pens when they see where you keep them #8 Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk #9 Gives 'bad hair day' a whole new meaning #10 No one steals your chair
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Got this in an email and it made me laugh, so I thought I would share... #1 Your boss is always telling you "I want to see your butt in here by 8:00!" #2 Take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan #3 Inventive way to finally meet that hunk/babe in Human Resources #4 "I would love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants" #5 To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse #6 You want to see if it's like the dream #7 People stop stealing your pens when they see where you keep them #8 Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk #9 Gives 'bad hair day' a whole new meaning #10 No one steals your chair
#9 Gives 'bad hair day' a whole new meaning :laugh: :^)
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You get number 5? :rolleyes: I did once think about getting a t shirt with "I'm up there" printed on it.
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Got this in an email and it made me laugh, so I thought I would share... #1 Your boss is always telling you "I want to see your butt in here by 8:00!" #2 Take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan #3 Inventive way to finally meet that hunk/babe in Human Resources #4 "I would love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants" #5 To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse #6 You want to see if it's like the dream #7 People stop stealing your pens when they see where you keep them #8 Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk #9 Gives 'bad hair day' a whole new meaning #10 No one steals your chair
#11 The company can conserve money by setting the air conditioner warmer. #12 ... and by dimming the lights to reduce the harsh glare.
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Got this in an email and it made me laugh, so I thought I would share... #1 Your boss is always telling you "I want to see your butt in here by 8:00!" #2 Take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan #3 Inventive way to finally meet that hunk/babe in Human Resources #4 "I would love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants" #5 To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse #6 You want to see if it's like the dream #7 People stop stealing your pens when they see where you keep them #8 Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk #9 Gives 'bad hair day' a whole new meaning #10 No one steals your chair