He's leaving (sorry, a long one)
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Had to share this - we have a staffer with a unique sense of humour who is about to leave for greener pastures. He will be sorely missed. Some background: Poor Scott is not well and calls in sick.... Patrick emails our section so: "Sottt xxxxxxxx will not be attending work today, due to rumours that the Elvis is not dead but really stolen by aliens. The aliens will be returning to earth at 11:13:10 precisely and will drop Elvis off at the White House where he will assume the role of President of the United States, invested with the position because he now possesses alien knowledge (and really big guns). or again he could be sick, but I liked my story better" Then: (Scott must really be sick)... To: ~~Information Services After the Alien failed to appear yesterday to deliver Elvis to the White House, Scott has decided that it is time to make contact himself by constructing a satellite dish in his back yard. This endeavour is being compared to the building of Noah's Ark, with much speculation about his sanity. This will be the last sick note that you will be receiving from me, so I hope you enjoyed my episodes and I wish you all luck with your future sicknesses and sick notes. PS. Scott really is sick today Patrick XXXXXXXXX ICT Support Officer Information Services Ph: NNNN NNNNN NNNNNNN p.xxxxxxxx@ourdomain.com PPS. Goodbye in 450 Languages Abenaki (Maine USA, Montreal Canada) Adio, wli nanawalmezi Abenaki (Maine USA, Montreal Canada) Adio Abenaki (Maine USA, Montreal Canada) Wlibamkanni Acateco (San Miguel Acatán Guatemala] Xawil hab'aa Acateco (San Miguel Acatán Guatemala) Qil xin Aceh (Sumatra) Trok lom Achí (Guatemala) [said by person leaving] Quin 'ec Achí (Guatemala) [said by person leaving] Quin 'e na Achí (Baja Verapaz Guatemala) Chawila awib Achí (Baja Verapaz Guatemala) [answer] Mantiox, lawib chi [Achinese, see Aceh] Acholi (Uganda, Sudan) [go well] Wot maber Acholi (Uganda, Sudan) [stay well] Dong maber Acholi (Uganda, Sudan) [to person leaving] Dong iwoti Acholi (Uganda, Sudan) [to person staying] Dong ibedi Achuar (Ecuador) Wea jai Acjachemem (San Juan Capistrano Calif. USA) Yatahay [Adare, see Harari] Adyghe (Middle East) Wog maho Adyghe (Middle East) Hyarcha Afar (Djibouti) [to person staying] Ma'uk rae Afar (Djibouti) [to person leaving]
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Had to share this - we have a staffer with a unique sense of humour who is about to leave for greener pastures. He will be sorely missed. Some background: Poor Scott is not well and calls in sick.... Patrick emails our section so: "Sottt xxxxxxxx will not be attending work today, due to rumours that the Elvis is not dead but really stolen by aliens. The aliens will be returning to earth at 11:13:10 precisely and will drop Elvis off at the White House where he will assume the role of President of the United States, invested with the position because he now possesses alien knowledge (and really big guns). or again he could be sick, but I liked my story better" Then: (Scott must really be sick)... To: ~~Information Services After the Alien failed to appear yesterday to deliver Elvis to the White House, Scott has decided that it is time to make contact himself by constructing a satellite dish in his back yard. This endeavour is being compared to the building of Noah's Ark, with much speculation about his sanity. This will be the last sick note that you will be receiving from me, so I hope you enjoyed my episodes and I wish you all luck with your future sicknesses and sick notes. PS. Scott really is sick today Patrick XXXXXXXXX ICT Support Officer Information Services Ph: NNNN NNNNN NNNNNNN p.xxxxxxxx@ourdomain.com PPS. Goodbye in 450 Languages Abenaki (Maine USA, Montreal Canada) Adio, wli nanawalmezi Abenaki (Maine USA, Montreal Canada) Adio Abenaki (Maine USA, Montreal Canada) Wlibamkanni Acateco (San Miguel Acatán Guatemala] Xawil hab'aa Acateco (San Miguel Acatán Guatemala) Qil xin Aceh (Sumatra) Trok lom Achí (Guatemala) [said by person leaving] Quin 'ec Achí (Guatemala) [said by person leaving] Quin 'e na Achí (Baja Verapaz Guatemala) Chawila awib Achí (Baja Verapaz Guatemala) [answer] Mantiox, lawib chi [Achinese, see Aceh] Acholi (Uganda, Sudan) [go well] Wot maber Acholi (Uganda, Sudan) [stay well] Dong maber Acholi (Uganda, Sudan) [to person leaving] Dong iwoti Acholi (Uganda, Sudan) [to person staying] Dong ibedi Achuar (Ecuador) Wea jai Acjachemem (San Juan Capistrano Calif. USA) Yatahay [Adare, see Harari] Adyghe (Middle East) Wog maho Adyghe (Middle East) Hyarcha Afar (Djibouti) [to person staying] Ma'uk rae Afar (Djibouti) [to person leaving]
Kind of moronic to post such a long post here !!! probably just copy'n'pasted from a web site ... the link would have been sufficient
This signature was proudly tested on animals.
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Kind of moronic to post such a long post here !!! probably just copy'n'pasted from a web site ... the link would have been sufficient
This signature was proudly tested on animals.
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Had to share this - we have a staffer with a unique sense of humour who is about to leave for greener pastures. He will be sorely missed. Some background: Poor Scott is not well and calls in sick.... Patrick emails our section so: "Sottt xxxxxxxx will not be attending work today, due to rumours that the Elvis is not dead but really stolen by aliens. The aliens will be returning to earth at 11:13:10 precisely and will drop Elvis off at the White House where he will assume the role of President of the United States, invested with the position because he now possesses alien knowledge (and really big guns). or again he could be sick, but I liked my story better" Then: (Scott must really be sick)... To: ~~Information Services After the Alien failed to appear yesterday to deliver Elvis to the White House, Scott has decided that it is time to make contact himself by constructing a satellite dish in his back yard. This endeavour is being compared to the building of Noah's Ark, with much speculation about his sanity. This will be the last sick note that you will be receiving from me, so I hope you enjoyed my episodes and I wish you all luck with your future sicknesses and sick notes. PS. Scott really is sick today Patrick XXXXXXXXX ICT Support Officer Information Services Ph: NNNN NNNNN NNNNNNN p.xxxxxxxx@ourdomain.com PPS. Goodbye in 450 Languages Abenaki (Maine USA, Montreal Canada) Adio, wli nanawalmezi Abenaki (Maine USA, Montreal Canada) Adio Abenaki (Maine USA, Montreal Canada) Wlibamkanni Acateco (San Miguel Acatán Guatemala] Xawil hab'aa Acateco (San Miguel Acatán Guatemala) Qil xin Aceh (Sumatra) Trok lom Achí (Guatemala) [said by person leaving] Quin 'ec Achí (Guatemala) [said by person leaving] Quin 'e na Achí (Baja Verapaz Guatemala) Chawila awib Achí (Baja Verapaz Guatemala) [answer] Mantiox, lawib chi [Achinese, see Aceh] Acholi (Uganda, Sudan) [go well] Wot maber Acholi (Uganda, Sudan) [stay well] Dong maber Acholi (Uganda, Sudan) [to person leaving] Dong iwoti Acholi (Uganda, Sudan) [to person staying] Dong ibedi Achuar (Ecuador) Wea jai Acjachemem (San Juan Capistrano Calif. USA) Yatahay [Adare, see Harari] Adyghe (Middle East) Wog maho Adyghe (Middle East) Hyarcha Afar (Djibouti) [to person staying] Ma'uk rae Afar (Djibouti) [to person leaving]
Thanks for the excessively long post :|
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
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Had to share this - we have a staffer with a unique sense of humour who is about to leave for greener pastures. He will be sorely missed. Some background: Poor Scott is not well and calls in sick.... Patrick emails our section so: "Sottt xxxxxxxx will not be attending work today, due to rumours that the Elvis is not dead but really stolen by aliens. The aliens will be returning to earth at 11:13:10 precisely and will drop Elvis off at the White House where he will assume the role of President of the United States, invested with the position because he now possesses alien knowledge (and really big guns). or again he could be sick, but I liked my story better" Then: (Scott must really be sick)... To: ~~Information Services After the Alien failed to appear yesterday to deliver Elvis to the White House, Scott has decided that it is time to make contact himself by constructing a satellite dish in his back yard. This endeavour is being compared to the building of Noah's Ark, with much speculation about his sanity. This will be the last sick note that you will be receiving from me, so I hope you enjoyed my episodes and I wish you all luck with your future sicknesses and sick notes. PS. Scott really is sick today Patrick XXXXXXXXX ICT Support Officer Information Services Ph: NNNN NNNNN NNNNNNN p.xxxxxxxx@ourdomain.com PPS. Goodbye in 450 Languages Abenaki (Maine USA, Montreal Canada) Adio, wli nanawalmezi Abenaki (Maine USA, Montreal Canada) Adio Abenaki (Maine USA, Montreal Canada) Wlibamkanni Acateco (San Miguel Acatán Guatemala] Xawil hab'aa Acateco (San Miguel Acatán Guatemala) Qil xin Aceh (Sumatra) Trok lom Achí (Guatemala) [said by person leaving] Quin 'ec Achí (Guatemala) [said by person leaving] Quin 'e na Achí (Baja Verapaz Guatemala) Chawila awib Achí (Baja Verapaz Guatemala) [answer] Mantiox, lawib chi [Achinese, see Aceh] Acholi (Uganda, Sudan) [go well] Wot maber Acholi (Uganda, Sudan) [stay well] Dong maber Acholi (Uganda, Sudan) [to person leaving] Dong iwoti Acholi (Uganda, Sudan) [to person staying] Dong ibedi Achuar (Ecuador) Wea jai Acjachemem (San Juan Capistrano Calif. USA) Yatahay [Adare, see Harari] Adyghe (Middle East) Wog maho Adyghe (Middle East) Hyarcha Afar (Djibouti) [to person staying] Ma'uk rae Afar (Djibouti) [to person leaving]
trying to set a record for longest post i see.... I think you have done it at our expense :mad:
"There are three sides to every story. Yours, mine and the truth" ~ unknown "All things good to know are difficult to learn" ~ Greek Proverb "The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary" ~ Vidal Sassoon
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Had to share this - we have a staffer with a unique sense of humour who is about to leave for greener pastures. He will be sorely missed. Some background: Poor Scott is not well and calls in sick.... Patrick emails our section so: "Sottt xxxxxxxx will not be attending work today, due to rumours that the Elvis is not dead but really stolen by aliens. The aliens will be returning to earth at 11:13:10 precisely and will drop Elvis off at the White House where he will assume the role of President of the United States, invested with the position because he now possesses alien knowledge (and really big guns). or again he could be sick, but I liked my story better" Then: (Scott must really be sick)... To: ~~Information Services After the Alien failed to appear yesterday to deliver Elvis to the White House, Scott has decided that it is time to make contact himself by constructing a satellite dish in his back yard. This endeavour is being compared to the building of Noah's Ark, with much speculation about his sanity. This will be the last sick note that you will be receiving from me, so I hope you enjoyed my episodes and I wish you all luck with your future sicknesses and sick notes. PS. Scott really is sick today Patrick XXXXXXXXX ICT Support Officer Information Services Ph: NNNN NNNNN NNNNNNN p.xxxxxxxx@ourdomain.com PPS. Goodbye in 450 Languages Abenaki (Maine USA, Montreal Canada) Adio, wli nanawalmezi Abenaki (Maine USA, Montreal Canada) Adio Abenaki (Maine USA, Montreal Canada) Wlibamkanni Acateco (San Miguel Acatán Guatemala] Xawil hab'aa Acateco (San Miguel Acatán Guatemala) Qil xin Aceh (Sumatra) Trok lom Achí (Guatemala) [said by person leaving] Quin 'ec Achí (Guatemala) [said by person leaving] Quin 'e na Achí (Baja Verapaz Guatemala) Chawila awib Achí (Baja Verapaz Guatemala) [answer] Mantiox, lawib chi [Achinese, see Aceh] Acholi (Uganda, Sudan) [go well] Wot maber Acholi (Uganda, Sudan) [stay well] Dong maber Acholi (Uganda, Sudan) [to person leaving] Dong iwoti Acholi (Uganda, Sudan) [to person staying] Dong ibedi Achuar (Ecuador) Wea jai Acjachemem (San Juan Capistrano Calif. USA) Yatahay [Adare, see Harari] Adyghe (Middle East) Wog maho Adyghe (Middle East) Hyarcha Afar (Djibouti) [to person staying] Ma'uk rae Afar (Djibouti) [to person leaving]
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No, not a web site. Hence no link. Moronic ? Perhaps. And what makes you think I would type this in - of course it was copy/paste you idiot. Toodles.
Must...remember...to....set...signature...
What he probably meant is that there was absolutely no need to post the responses. They added nothing to the post. Grow a brain, get a clue, and then resubmit your application for membership here.
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