JOD (Joke of the Day)
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" The blonde, after looking about, responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her. "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus :laugh::laugh::laugh: Cheers!!!! Carlos Antollini. Sonork ID 100.10529 cantollini
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" The blonde, after looking about, responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her. "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus :laugh::laugh::laugh: Cheers!!!! Carlos Antollini. Sonork ID 100.10529 cantollini
You want Blonde Jokes, than just ask! I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... ~ she called me to get my phone number. ~she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." ~ she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. ~she got stabbed in a shoot-out. ~she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." ~ she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. ~ she sat on the TV and watched the couch. ~ she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. ~ she tried to drown a fish. ~ she thought a quarterback was a refund. ~ she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. ~ if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back. ~ they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade. ~ under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." ~ she tripped over a cordless phone.<<< DON'T LAUGH IT'S HAPPENED!!! :)~>>> ~she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. ~ at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"...she put 'Sagittarius.' ~she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. ~ it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes. ~if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speachless. ~she studied for a blood test. ~she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center. ~she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats. ~she thought she needed a token to get on Soul train. ~she sold the car for gas money. ~when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends. ~ when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. ~she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill. ~ when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. ~when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" The blonde, after looking about, responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her. "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus :laugh::laugh::laugh: Cheers!!!! Carlos Antollini. Sonork ID 100.10529 cantollini
Good one Carlos. :) Nick Parker