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You will need strong VB, VBA and Excel skills on NT / Unix platform

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    OK, so as everybody here knows I have been looking for work for nearly 9 months now. So I am cruising through my JOBNET email and see this as one of the positions listed. I don't know how it got into the email since my search is for C++, MFC, SQL, System Admonistrator, Technical Consultant etc.. But I do know why I am having so much trouble finding a job when the agents can't describe what the customer actually wants/needs. X| Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "I personally love it because I can get as down and dirty as I want on the backend, while also being able to dabble with fun scripting and presentation games on the front end." - Chris Maunder 15/07/2002

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    SELECT * FROM viewMatchThem WHERE Jobless.UsesWeirdComputerStuffAcronymsInResume AND Hirer.AsksForWeirdComputerStuffAcronyms


    You don't need to sleep to see a nightmare  Anne Clark   [sighist]

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      Michael Martin wrote: System Admonistrator Bad System! Bad! lol. cheers, Chris Maunder

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      Chris Maunder wrote: Bad System! Bad! lol. Thanks Chris, his had me laughing out loud and lifted my spirits immensely. This is me to a T, though as you know BAD is not a word in my vocabulary. Believe it or not I have solved many a system problem both at home and work by screaming and swearing at a computer. Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "I personally love it because I can get as down and dirty as I want on the backend, while also being able to dabble with fun scripting and presentation games on the front end." - Chris Maunder 15/07/2002

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        Michael Martin wrote: System Admonistrator Bad System! Bad! lol. cheers, Chris Maunder

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        Hehe, good one. Could have been lifted straight out of The Spectator :-) ASP.NET can never fail as working with it is like fitting bras to supermodels - it's one pleasure after the next - David Wulff

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          OK, so as everybody here knows I have been looking for work for nearly 9 months now. So I am cruising through my JOBNET email and see this as one of the positions listed. I don't know how it got into the email since my search is for C++, MFC, SQL, System Admonistrator, Technical Consultant etc.. But I do know why I am having so much trouble finding a job when the agents can't describe what the customer actually wants/needs. X| Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "I personally love it because I can get as down and dirty as I want on the backend, while also being able to dabble with fun scripting and presentation games on the front end." - Chris Maunder 15/07/2002

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          They may be describing the workplace, Michael. It sounds to me as if they expect you to code VB, VBA, and Excel apps while sitting on a UNIX box. That wouldn't be my first choice in office furniture... "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Recursion." "Recursion who?" "Knock, knock..."

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            Chris Maunder wrote: Bad System! Bad! lol. Thanks Chris, his had me laughing out loud and lifted my spirits immensely. This is me to a T, though as you know BAD is not a word in my vocabulary. Believe it or not I have solved many a system problem both at home and work by screaming and swearing at a computer. Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "I personally love it because I can get as down and dirty as I want on the backend, while also being able to dabble with fun scripting and presentation games on the front end." - Chris Maunder 15/07/2002

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            Michael Martin wrote: Believe it or not I have solved many a system problem both at home and work by screaming and swearing at a computer. I wish I could write my programs by screaming and swearing at VC. Can you do that too? :cool: Best regards, Alexandru Savescu

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              Hehe, good one. Could have been lifted straight out of The Spectator :-) ASP.NET can never fail as working with it is like fitting bras to supermodels - it's one pleasure after the next - David Wulff

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              Brian Azzopardi
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              Senkwe Chanda wrote: The Spectator you're not referring to the weekly current affairs UK magazine are u? bibamus, edamus, cras moriemur

              [eat, drink, for tomorrow we die]

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                Senkwe Chanda wrote: The Spectator you're not referring to the weekly current affairs UK magazine are u? bibamus, edamus, cras moriemur

                [eat, drink, for tomorrow we die]

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                Brian Azzopardi wrote: you're not referring to the weekly current affairs UK magazine are u? hehe, the one and only. It's a bit too expensive here in South Africa so I usually sit and read it in the book store. So long as I keep myslef from laughing out loud at the cartoons, I go unnoticed :-) ASP.NET can never fail as working with it is like fitting bras to supermodels - it's one pleasure after the next - David Wulff

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                  OK, so as everybody here knows I have been looking for work for nearly 9 months now. So I am cruising through my JOBNET email and see this as one of the positions listed. I don't know how it got into the email since my search is for C++, MFC, SQL, System Admonistrator, Technical Consultant etc.. But I do know why I am having so much trouble finding a job when the agents can't describe what the customer actually wants/needs. X| Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "I personally love it because I can get as down and dirty as I want on the backend, while also being able to dabble with fun scripting and presentation games on the front end." - Chris Maunder 15/07/2002

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                  Michael, one thing I did learn is that the quality of staff at job agencies vary drastically. Keep speaking to people at different agencies until you find someone who is reasonably honest with you ! Shame you aren't in the uk, I could have recommended a couple X| Good luck elaine :rose: Would you like to meet my teddybear ?

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                    Brian Azzopardi wrote: you're not referring to the weekly current affairs UK magazine are u? hehe, the one and only. It's a bit too expensive here in South Africa so I usually sit and read it in the book store. So long as I keep myslef from laughing out loud at the cartoons, I go unnoticed :-) ASP.NET can never fail as working with it is like fitting bras to supermodels - it's one pleasure after the next - David Wulff

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                    Hehe :) I admire your reading habits. I buy that magazine. I love to read Taki. He's a fascist but he's funny. I also buy the New Stateman but only to know what the enemy is up to. If you want funny cartoons buy Private Eye. It's awesome, hard-hitting and is not afraid to make fun of anybody. I strongly recommend you buy it. bibamus, edamus, cras moriemur

                    [eat, drink, for tomorrow we die]

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                    • A Alexandru Savescu

                      Michael Martin wrote: Believe it or not I have solved many a system problem both at home and work by screaming and swearing at a computer. I wish I could write my programs by screaming and swearing at VC. Can you do that too? :cool: Best regards, Alexandru Savescu

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                      What, there's another way ? :P Christian We're just observing the seasonal migration from VB to VC. Most of these birds will be killed by predators or will die of hunger. Only the best will survive - Tomasz Sowinski 29-07-2002 ( on the number of newbie posters in the VC forum )

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