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  • J John Oxley

    Same thing that stops windows from crashing...

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    cpkilekofp
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    John Oxley wrote:

    Same thing that stops windows from crashing...

    Hope?

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    • H Hans Dietrich

      Doesn't Microsoft have enough comedians already?

      Best wishes, Hans


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      Hans Dietrich wrote:

      Doesn't Microsoft have enough comedians already?

      Only on their support lines.

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      • T TGKN

        Yeah... I want 50 Cent to promote Windows 7....

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        TGKN wrote:

        Yeah... I want 50 Cent to promote Windows 7....

        phhht....I want BEYONCE....

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        • O Oakman

          Continually painted by Apple and other rivals as uncool and unsafe, Microsoft plans to spend $300 million on a new series of advertisements, designed around its "Windows Not Walls" slogan, that will feature Seinfeld and Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates. My guess is that putting Bill Gates on camera will not make Microsoft cool, even if Seinfeld is there, too.

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          blackhattrick
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          And I can see Steve Jobs doing the same but with Kramer. S.J. - Hey look, Windows... K. - Windows, that's buggy (while he is smoking a cigar and smiling) Hahaha I can see that coming... :laugh:

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          • C cpkilekofp

            TGKN wrote:

            Yeah... I want 50 Cent to promote Windows 7....

            phhht....I want BEYONCE....

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            cpkilekofp wrote:

            phhht....I want BEYONCE....

            I want the Swedish bikini team.

            Cheetah. Ferret. Gonads. What more can I say? - Pete O'Hanlon

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            • B Brady Kelly

              What holds the roof up? :confused:

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              ftw melvin
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              They could support the roof using a small percentage of the unsold MS tablets.

              "If you reward everyone, there will not be enough to go around, so you offer a reward to one in order to encourage everyone." Mei Yaochen in the 'Doing Battle' section of Sun Tzu's: Art of War. .

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