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I love dogs. I really do. It's the owners that get me going. Someone on the block got a yappy dog this weekend. Or at least I began hearing it this weekend. From 8:30am to 1:30pm it didn't shut up. I think it may be a robot or something. Most biological dogs cease at some point to drink, pee, think "maybe I should sleep for a bit". I was so tempted to walk around and find the place, but I would just get in trouble. That would be the moment the owners decide to pay some attention. Guess who's the bad guy then? Strangely, this line of thought seems familiar. The Lounge, perhaps? So, I went away to my parents for a few hours. I came back to the same .... dog still barking.:mad: :sigh:
Cheetah. Ferret. Gonads. What more can I say? - Pete O'Hanlon
My neighbours on both sides have each got a new pup in the last month or two - after about three weeks of all night yelping from one side, the yelping has now transferred to the other side! We have a tradition in our family of wrapping up an old mechanical (wind up) clock in blanket and putting this in the basket with a new pup - the muffled ticking is supposed to remind it of its mother's heartbeat, keeping it calm. It does actually seem to work (if you remember to wind the clock each night, and don't set the alarm!)
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There are two things you need to solve this problem: 1. A shotgun 2. Some bullets These are for the owners. Then, as Paul said, call animal control for the dog :) Regards, --Perspx
"The Blue Screen of Death, also known as The Blue Screen of Doom, the "Blue Screen of Fun", "Phatul Exception: The WRECKening" and "Windows Vista", is a multi award-winning game first developed in 1995 by Microsoft" - Uncyclopedia Introduction to Object-Oriented JavaScript
Ahem. Having a shotgun and some bullets doesn't get you anywhere. A pistol and some bullets, a rifle and some bullets, or a shotgun and some shells, there's you've got the tools for some problem resolution of a ballistic kind.
Software Zen:
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Ahem. Having a shotgun and some bullets doesn't get you anywhere. A pistol and some bullets, a rifle and some bullets, or a shotgun and some shells, there's you've got the tools for some problem resolution of a ballistic kind.
Software Zen:
delete this;I knew that :) Regards, --Perspx
"The Blue Screen of Death, also known as The Blue Screen of Doom, the "Blue Screen of Fun", "Phatul Exception: The WRECKening" and "Windows Vista", is a multi award-winning game first developed in 1995 by Microsoft" - Uncyclopedia Introduction to Object-Oriented JavaScript
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I have a Beagle puppy next door that barks continuously while outside tied up. It does break for eating and napping or gnawing on its food dish, but for the most part it barks. From about 8:15 AM until around 4PM when the owners took it inside before they left for dinner or whatever. I went and untangled him from the playset one time and played with him for a few mintues. It's hyper, naturally, but a relatively good dog. I feel bad for him that he ended out in a house with idiots.
BW
Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand.
Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand.
-- Neil PeartThat's sad. Beagles, as a breed, are known for being 'high companionship' animals. If they don't get the amount of interaction they need, they try to attract attention, by barking for example. That's why they're good with kids; they like to be played with.
Software Zen:
delete this;