2 Minute Management Course
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Lesson 1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands
Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you £800 to drop that
towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her £800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes
back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next
door neighbour," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the £800 he owes
me?"
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you
may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.Lesson 2
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her
leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, hanging gears,
he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The
priest apologised "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her
way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and
seek, further up, you will find glory."
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.Lesson 3
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique
oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish.
" Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat,
without a care in the world." Puff! She's gone. Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to
be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and
the love of my life." Puff! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager
says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first sayLesson 4
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Lesson 1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands
Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you £800 to drop that
towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her £800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes
back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next
door neighbour," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the £800 he owes
me?"
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you
may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.Lesson 2
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her
leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, hanging gears,
he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The
priest apologised "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her
way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and
seek, further up, you will find glory."
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.Lesson 3
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique
oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish.
" Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat,
without a care in the world." Puff! She's gone. Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to
be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and
the love of my life." Puff! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager
says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first sayLesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing notRepost, but still readable.
------------------------------------ "The production of useful work is strictly limited by the laws of thermodynamics. The production of useless work seems to be unlimited." - Donald E. Simanek
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Repost, but still readable.
------------------------------------ "The production of useful work is strictly limited by the laws of thermodynamics. The production of useless work seems to be unlimited." - Donald E. Simanek
my bad :)
Harvey Saayman - South Africa Junior Developer .Net, C#, SQL
you.suck = (you.passion != Programming) -
Lesson 1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands
Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you £800 to drop that
towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her £800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes
back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next
door neighbour," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the £800 he owes
me?"
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you
may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.Lesson 2
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her
leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, hanging gears,
he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The
priest apologised "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her
way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and
seek, further up, you will find glory."
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.Lesson 3
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique
oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish.
" Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat,
without a care in the world." Puff! She's gone. Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to
be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and
the love of my life." Puff! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager
says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first sayLesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing notRepost, but nevertheless, I still enjoyed it. See Corporate Lesson[^] and The 3 minute management course[^] The [pre] [/pre] tags were not necessary though.
Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal - Friedrich Nietzsche .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. [Microsoft MVP - Visual C++]
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Lesson 1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands
Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you £800 to drop that
towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her £800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes
back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next
door neighbour," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the £800 he owes
me?"
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you
may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.Lesson 2
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her
leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, hanging gears,
he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The
priest apologised "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her
way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and
seek, further up, you will find glory."
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.Lesson 3
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique
oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish.
" Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat,
without a care in the world." Puff! She's gone. Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to
be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and
the love of my life." Puff! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager
says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first sayLesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing notThis one should be re-posted every month... :rolleyes:
This statement is false.
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This one should be re-posted every month... :rolleyes:
This statement is false.
be careful what you wish for ;P
Harvey Saayman - South Africa Junior Developer .Net, C#, SQL
you.suck = (you.passion != Programming) -
Lesson 1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands
Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you £800 to drop that
towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her £800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes
back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next
door neighbour," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the £800 he owes
me?"
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you
may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.Lesson 2
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her
leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, hanging gears,
he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The
priest apologised "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her
way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and
seek, further up, you will find glory."
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.Lesson 3
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique
oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish.
" Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat,
without a care in the world." Puff! She's gone. Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to
be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and
the love of my life." Puff! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager
says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first sayLesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing not -
Repost, but nevertheless, I still enjoyed it. See Corporate Lesson[^] and The 3 minute management course[^] The [pre] [/pre] tags were not necessary though.
Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal - Friedrich Nietzsche .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. [Microsoft MVP - Visual C++]
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Your "REPOST POST" is a repost ;P
Just what I thought. :)
Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal - Friedrich Nietzsche .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. [Microsoft MVP - Visual C++]
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Lesson 1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands
Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you £800 to drop that
towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her £800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes
back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next
door neighbour," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the £800 he owes
me?"
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you
may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.Lesson 2
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her
leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, hanging gears,
he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The
priest apologised "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her
way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and
seek, further up, you will find glory."
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.Lesson 3
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique
oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish.
" Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat,
without a care in the world." Puff! She's gone. Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to
be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and
the love of my life." Puff! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager
says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first sayLesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing notGood one! Certainly words to live by. Mike
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