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Why yes, I do have p0rn on my computer.

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  • M Martin Marvinski

    And don't you DARE touch it. :mad: I was visiting a geocities site and this popup ad came up: http://205.180.85.40/cid5386/bluecomputers.jpg[^] I then went to the site and there was a guy who was quoted as saying, "I was sure there was no pornography on my PC, but I was suprised by what I found". HAAAHAAHA. http://www.contentwatch.com/audit/index.php?cid=88;105;17[^] Do they really think we are that stupid?! :beer: X|

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    Martin Marvinski wrote: Do they really think we are that stupid?! Yes; And you'd be surprised just how many suckers there are on the web. Regardz Colin J Davies

    Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

    You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

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    • M Martin Marvinski

      And don't you DARE touch it. :mad: I was visiting a geocities site and this popup ad came up: http://205.180.85.40/cid5386/bluecomputers.jpg[^] I then went to the site and there was a guy who was quoted as saying, "I was sure there was no pornography on my PC, but I was suprised by what I found". HAAAHAAHA. http://www.contentwatch.com/audit/index.php?cid=88;105;17[^] Do they really think we are that stupid?! :beer: X|

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      Martin Marvinski wrote: Do they really think we are that stupid?! Of course they do! They have ample proof by now...

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        Martin Marvinski wrote: Do they really think we are that stupid?! Of course they do! They have ample proof by now...

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        Martin Marvinski
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        How does the so called "check" determine what jpg is p0rn? That's a CP article I would love to see.

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        • M Martin Marvinski

          How does the so called "check" determine what jpg is p0rn? That's a CP article I would love to see.

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          Martin Marvinski wrote: How does the so called "check" determine what jpg is p0rn? You mean... there are .JPGs that are *not* p0rn... :~

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            Martin Marvinski wrote: How does the so called "check" determine what jpg is p0rn? You mean... there are .JPGs that are *not* p0rn... :~

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            Shog9 wrote: You mean... there are .JPGs that are *not* p0rn... LOL... tut, tut Shog. Some .JPGs aren't pr0n... I haven't found any but there must be ;-)


            "When a friend hurts us, we should write it down in the sand, where the winds of forgiveness get in charge of erasing it away, and when something great happens, we should engrave it in the stone of the memory of the heart, where no wind can erase it" Nish on life [methinks] "It's The Soapbox; topics are optional" Shog 9

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              Shog9 wrote: You mean... there are .JPGs that are *not* p0rn... LOL... tut, tut Shog. Some .JPGs aren't pr0n... I haven't found any but there must be ;-)


              "When a friend hurts us, we should write it down in the sand, where the winds of forgiveness get in charge of erasing it away, and when something great happens, we should engrave it in the stone of the memory of the heart, where no wind can erase it" Nish on life [methinks] "It's The Soapbox; topics are optional" Shog 9

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              Roger Allen
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              Brian Delahunty wrote: Some .JPGs aren't pr0n... I haven't found any but there must be My member pic here on CP is a JPG! Its not p0rnographic! So there's your first one.... Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 He dodges, he weaves, and he never gets enough sleep. He is kind to small animals. - Chris maunder. You can tell from his picture he doesn't sleep, and what kind of things does he weave?

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                Brian Delahunty wrote: Some .JPGs aren't pr0n... I haven't found any but there must be My member pic here on CP is a JPG! Its not p0rnographic! So there's your first one.... Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 He dodges, he weaves, and he never gets enough sleep. He is kind to small animals. - Chris maunder. You can tell from his picture he doesn't sleep, and what kind of things does he weave?

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                Roger Allen wrote: My member pic here on CP is a JPG! Its not p0rnographic! I donno... you leave the entire lower 2/3rds of your body to the imagination... and that expression on your face! ;P

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                • M Martin Marvinski

                  And don't you DARE touch it. :mad: I was visiting a geocities site and this popup ad came up: http://205.180.85.40/cid5386/bluecomputers.jpg[^] I then went to the site and there was a guy who was quoted as saying, "I was sure there was no pornography on my PC, but I was suprised by what I found". HAAAHAAHA. http://www.contentwatch.com/audit/index.php?cid=88;105;17[^] Do they really think we are that stupid?! :beer: X|

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                  Okay, I gave in to my urge. After signing fuckyou@localhost up to ContentWatch I installed and ran the ContentAudit program (minus that horrendous Gator program they tried to make me accept). The results have been quite distrubing, here are some of the best: From http://www.btopenworld.com, the questionable content tag PUSSY was found. The questionable content tag "TERRORISM" was found for the debka news site, followed by around two hundred individual repeats of the following words: GUNS, RIFLEs, PISTOLs, GRENADES, BOMBs, EXPLOSIVES and MURDER from various web sites. SEX and BOMB in the same document. 'nuff said. "VIOLENCE, F*CK, F*CK". 'ditto. In the file Win32API.txt, the words: SLOTS, XXX, XXX, XXX, SLAVE, BONG, and XXX were found. The words LATEX, LATEX, LATEX, LATEX, LATEX, LATEX, KINKY, DYNAMITE, VAGINA, TITS, CUM, TITS, BASTARD, TITS, TIT, PIMP, SEX, ADULT, MARIJUANA, SEX, SEX, PISS, PISS, PISS, RIMMING, SEX, SEX, SLUT, LSD, SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX, LUST, SEX, BOOBS, SEX, SEX, SEX, and TERRORIST were found in one document - in that order. Not a bad mix I say! Sadly the document in question was not my diary... Then I gave up. I have over 80 GB of files on this machine and it took twenty minutes to get through my profile directory alone. An uninstall of the component followed by a quick run of Ad-Aware seems to have cleared it up. It was an amsuing waste of time if nothing else.


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                  One 18yrs male, red and white, good condition; daily servicing required. £500 collect ono.

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                    Okay, I gave in to my urge. After signing fuckyou@localhost up to ContentWatch I installed and ran the ContentAudit program (minus that horrendous Gator program they tried to make me accept). The results have been quite distrubing, here are some of the best: From http://www.btopenworld.com, the questionable content tag PUSSY was found. The questionable content tag "TERRORISM" was found for the debka news site, followed by around two hundred individual repeats of the following words: GUNS, RIFLEs, PISTOLs, GRENADES, BOMBs, EXPLOSIVES and MURDER from various web sites. SEX and BOMB in the same document. 'nuff said. "VIOLENCE, F*CK, F*CK". 'ditto. In the file Win32API.txt, the words: SLOTS, XXX, XXX, XXX, SLAVE, BONG, and XXX were found. The words LATEX, LATEX, LATEX, LATEX, LATEX, LATEX, KINKY, DYNAMITE, VAGINA, TITS, CUM, TITS, BASTARD, TITS, TIT, PIMP, SEX, ADULT, MARIJUANA, SEX, SEX, PISS, PISS, PISS, RIMMING, SEX, SEX, SLUT, LSD, SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX, LUST, SEX, BOOBS, SEX, SEX, SEX, and TERRORIST were found in one document - in that order. Not a bad mix I say! Sadly the document in question was not my diary... Then I gave up. I have over 80 GB of files on this machine and it took twenty minutes to get through my profile directory alone. An uninstall of the component followed by a quick run of Ad-Aware seems to have cleared it up. It was an amsuing waste of time if nothing else.


                    David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

                    One 18yrs male, red and white, good condition; daily servicing required. £500 collect ono.

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                    Even with Adaware, I wasn't prepared to run the ContentWatch. Thanks for showing your results. Regardz Colin J Davies

                    Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                    You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

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                      Even with Adaware, I wasn't prepared to run the ContentWatch. Thanks for showing your results. Regardz Colin J Davies

                      Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                      You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

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                      CaesarCZ
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                      As for message on the site "I haven't thought there is some pron on my comp so I was surprised" what about changing it to "I always thought my son has flooded the computer with porn, but as I found out there is none, I doubt he really has it's 14" son "Renaimng to 00x.* simply helped in this case, dad"

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