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  • L LittleYellowBird

    Hey, remember you're not all guys - the girls might enjoy it ;P Ali

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    I have to be honest, I smiled at that one ;P Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?

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      Steady! You might end up with a sexual harrassment case on your hands (some people might enjoy the pain). ;) Actually, a few years ago I saw a programme about sadism and there was one guy who regularly visits a "specialist" to have his scrotum filled with water almost to the point of bursting. :eek:


      Faith. Believing in something you *know* isn't true.

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      Robert, thank you for sharing that with us X| Elaine (fluffy tigress emoticon) Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?

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      • L LittleYellowBird

        If the guy in the next room doesn't stop whistling the Nut Craker Suite (very very badly) I might have to do something inspired by the title! :mad: Ali

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        Has anyone else noticed how there are more castration theme threads recently ? And most of them started by guys !:suss: Elaine (fluffy tigress emoticon) Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?

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        • L Lost User

          I have to be honest, I smiled at that one ;P Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?

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          Jeremy Falcon
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          Trollslayer wrote: I have to be honest, I smiled at that one Yeah well, you can forget your hug emoticon then. ;P Jeremy Falcon Imputek "C# is the answer to a question nobody asked." - Chris Losinger

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          • L LittleYellowBird

            If the guy in the next room doesn't stop whistling the Nut Craker Suite (very very badly) I might have to do something inspired by the title! :mad: Ali

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            You know it hurts us guys just to read that, don't you ? Christian We're just observing the seasonal migration from VB to VC. Most of these birds will be killed by predators or will die of hunger. Only the best will survive - Tomasz Sowinski 29-07-2002 ( on the number of newbie posters in the VC forum ) Cats, and most other animals apart from mad cows can write fully functional vb code. - Simon Walton - 6-Aug-2002

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            • L Lost User

              Steady! You might end up with a sexual harrassment case on your hands (some people might enjoy the pain). ;) Actually, a few years ago I saw a programme about sadism and there was one guy who regularly visits a "specialist" to have his scrotum filled with water almost to the point of bursting. :eek:


              Faith. Believing in something you *know* isn't true.

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              Christian Graus
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              Filled from where ? Wait - don't tell me. Christian We're just observing the seasonal migration from VB to VC. Most of these birds will be killed by predators or will die of hunger. Only the best will survive - Tomasz Sowinski 29-07-2002 ( on the number of newbie posters in the VC forum ) Cats, and most other animals apart from mad cows can write fully functional vb code. - Simon Walton - 6-Aug-2002

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              • L LittleYellowBird

                If the guy in the next room doesn't stop whistling the Nut Craker Suite (very very badly) I might have to do something inspired by the title! :mad: Ali

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                ColinDavies
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                Show some tolerance. Regardz Colin J Davies

                Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

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                • L LittleYellowBird

                  If the guy in the next room doesn't stop whistling the Nut Craker Suite (very very badly) I might have to do something inspired by the title! :mad: Ali

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                  Ah, i fondly remember the days of my youth... hours spent mowing lawns or raking hay... naught but the hum of an engine and my own wistling to keep me company [ok, and thoughts of geometry...]. Glad i didn't live near you, i guess! ;P (though i certainly found enough other people to piss of!)

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                  • L Lost User

                    I have to be honest, I smiled at that one ;P Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?

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                    Roger Wright
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                    I'll bet a nutcracker emoticon would be easier to produce than a tigress...:) "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Recursion." "Recursion who?" "Knock, knock..."

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                    • L Lost User

                      Has anyone else noticed how there are more castration theme threads recently ? And most of them started by guys !:suss: Elaine (fluffy tigress emoticon) Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?

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                      Trollslayer wrote: Has anyone else noticed how there are more castration theme threads recently ? Scary, isn't it? If it was only one guy I'd assume that he's dating Lorena Bobbitt. Hopefully this flurry of morbid interest will peter out soon... "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Recursion." "Recursion who?" "Knock, knock..."

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                        Trollslayer wrote: Has anyone else noticed how there are more castration theme threads recently ? Scary, isn't it? If it was only one guy I'd assume that he's dating Lorena Bobbitt. Hopefully this flurry of morbid interest will peter out soon... "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Recursion." "Recursion who?" "Knock, knock..."

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                        Roger Wright wrote: Hopefully this flurry of morbid interest will peter out soon... Nah, it will run and run, while we blokes stand at the side clutching our testicles in mute support and shared horror of those who have paid a hefty price. :eek: Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 He dodges, he weaves, and he never gets enough sleep. He is kind to small animals. - Chris maunder. You can tell from his picture he doesn't sleep, and what kind of things does he weave?

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