JOTD - Lipstick in the Schools
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According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington
was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls
had begun to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was
fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips
to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.Every night the maintenance man would remove them
and the next day the girls would put them back.Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She
called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with
the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were
causing a major problem for the maintenance man who had to clean the
mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little
princesses). To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors,
she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was
required.He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and
cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints
on the mirror.There are teachers.... and then there are
educators.Peace!
-=- James
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(Searched for "lipstick", did not look like a repost...)
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington
was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls
had begun to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was
fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips
to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.Every night the maintenance man would remove them
and the next day the girls would put them back.Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She
called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with
the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were
causing a major problem for the maintenance man who had to clean the
mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little
princesses). To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors,
she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was
required.He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and
cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints
on the mirror.There are teachers.... and then there are
educators.Peace!
-=- James
Please rate this message - let me know if I helped or not! * * *If you think it costs a lot to do it right, just wait until you find out how much it costs to do it wrong!
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(Searched for "lipstick", did not look like a repost...)
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington
was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls
had begun to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was
fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips
to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.Every night the maintenance man would remove them
and the next day the girls would put them back.Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She
called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with
the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were
causing a major problem for the maintenance man who had to clean the
mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little
princesses). To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors,
she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was
required.He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and
cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints
on the mirror.There are teachers.... and then there are
educators.Peace!
-=- James
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See DeleteFXPFilesBut it is a good one. Somehow, I kept expecting it to got the wrong way, almost like a "you don't understand my dog's name is Bubbles" way. This is probably the cleanest dirty lipstick joke I have heard.
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But it is a good one. Somehow, I kept expecting it to got the wrong way, almost like a "you don't understand my dog's name is Bubbles" way. This is probably the cleanest dirty lipstick joke I have heard.
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Most of this sig is for Google, not ego.Which immediately reminded me of the dirty joke with the punchline "My name is bubbles and my favorite thing is taking baths"
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(Searched for "lipstick", did not look like a repost...)
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington
was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls
had begun to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was
fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips
to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.Every night the maintenance man would remove them
and the next day the girls would put them back.Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She
called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with
the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were
causing a major problem for the maintenance man who had to clean the
mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little
princesses). To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors,
she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was
required.He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and
cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints
on the mirror.There are teachers.... and then there are
educators.Peace!
-=- James
Please rate this message - let me know if I helped or not! * * *If you think it costs a lot to do it right, just wait until you find out how much it costs to do it wrong!
Remember that Professional Driver on Closed Course does not mean your Dumb Ass on a Public Road!
See DeleteFXPFilesI saw that in a movie, but do not remember which one ...
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