what women should know
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. Amen to that! Hmm, I much prefer women with short hair. Not skinhead short, but maybe just above collar length. God, I hope I'm not gay. Cheers James
James Spibey wrote: Hmm, I much prefer women with short hair. Not skinhead short, but maybe just above collar length. God, I hope I'm not gay. I think it depends on the woman, most tend to look best with long hair, but some look really good with short hair. Occasionally you'll find that rare woman who can look good either with short OR with long hair. The short-haired ones are easier to clean up after, at least. :-D You are special and unique, just like everyone else.
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Navin wrote: That way dogs and cats don't drink out of the toilet and then lick your face. I don't know, any mouth rinse after what they usually lick must be a good thing. :) if(E_NOINTERFACE == pThat->QueryInterface(IID_IUnknown,(void**)&pUnk)) { // I aint no pUnk bitch! }
Steve Hopkins wrote: know, any mouth rinse after what they usually lick must be a good thing. Possibly true, although I prefer they use a better water source (such as their designated water bowl.) You don't see many humans washing their hands in the toilet or urinal after doing their business... same line of reasoning. :-D You are special and unique, just like everyone else.
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THE RULES We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again! 1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand. 1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that last for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Check your oil! Please. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we. 1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two mo
John Morales wrote: Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. My wife have short hair, she had it even before I got to know her. I love short hair on a girl, short hair is way sexier (can you say that) than long hair. ;P - Anders Money talks, but all mine ever says is "Goodbye!"
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THE RULES We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again! 1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand. 1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that last for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Check your oil! Please. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we. 1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two mo
I agree with 1, 1, 1, and one. I disagree with 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, however ;P Elaine (fluffy tigress emoticon) PS Is there anyone who could do a fluffy tigress emoticon please ? See, I asked outright instead of hinting :rose: Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
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THE RULES We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again! 1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand. 1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that last for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Check your oil! Please. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we. 1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two mo
What a bunch of crap. This thread could easily be renamed: How a woman can identify a brute. What is wrong with being a gentleman? And what is so damn good about beer and sports? Ryan Johnston
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What a bunch of crap. This thread could easily be renamed: How a woman can identify a brute. What is wrong with being a gentleman? And what is so damn good about beer and sports? Ryan Johnston
I knew it - you're gay. You probably like rainbows, too. "Brute"? Who are you again? ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends
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I knew it - you're gay. You probably like rainbows, too. "Brute"? Who are you again? ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I knew it - you're gay. I suppose you think I would be offended by that statment? For the record, I am not gay. By the way, you are in bad need of some maturity little boy. Ryan Johnston
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I knew it - you're gay. I suppose you think I would be offended by that statment? For the record, I am not gay. By the way, you are in bad need of some maturity little boy. Ryan Johnston
It's just for fun, Ryan. Really. It'll be OK. BW {insert witty/thought-provoking saying here}
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I knew it - you're gay. I suppose you think I would be offended by that statment? For the record, I am not gay. By the way, you are in bad need of some maturity little boy. Ryan Johnston
Oooooooh, you got me good. I am not worthy. I should just pack up and leave. Your rapier wit has cut me to the bone, and I don't know if I can go on. Isn't it time to change the rainbow colors in your sig? When you - the new guy - come in here and start spouting shit, I'm gonna make it my mission in life to stomp on you every time you open your pie hole. Get a grip (and no, not on that) and a sense of humor... ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends
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Oooooooh, you got me good. I am not worthy. I should just pack up and leave. Your rapier wit has cut me to the bone, and I don't know if I can go on. Isn't it time to change the rainbow colors in your sig? When you - the new guy - come in here and start spouting shit, I'm gonna make it my mission in life to stomp on you every time you open your pie hole. Get a grip (and no, not on that) and a sense of humor... ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Isn't it time to change the rainbow colors in your sig? I really don't see how a red gradient fade could be construed as a rainbow (I guess some see what they want to see). John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: oooh, you got me good. I am not worthy. I should just pack up and leave. Your rapier wit has cut me to the bone, and I don't know if I can go on. Sorry, you're right, I am wrong. I was just a bit hot-headed when I wrote that (not generally a good state to be in trying to come up with something witty). I just don't believe that being a "real" man has anything to do with being a messy, insensitive letch. I lose my sense of humor when guys make jokes that reinforce the rediculous negative stereo types that a lot of women seem to believe about "men" (i.e. that they are stupid simple creatures). If you identify with that list, good for you. I don't (I'm not a messy, insensitive letch, and my girlfriend is not a stupid irrational person), and I don't see why that would be grounds to conclude that I am gay. John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: When you - the new guy - come in here and start spouting shit, I'm gonna make it my mission in life to stomp on you every time you open your pie hole. Fair enough. Ryan Johnston
