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  • C Corinna John

    Today in the office: me: "Yesterday I've installed an SQLServer Enterprise Edition." engineer: "Do we need that science fiction stuff ..." I had only databases on my mind, but obviously my colleague saw DataTables flying through warped space at the same time. :-D

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    Douglas Troy
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    ... that's when you should have grabbed your cell phone, held it up to him like you were "scanning" him, and said out loud: "Captain, there's no sign of intelligent life here". :rolleyes:

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      ... that's when you should have grabbed your cell phone, held it up to him like you were "scanning" him, and said out loud: "Captain, there's no sign of intelligent life here". :rolleyes:

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      Corinna John
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      Good idea... :cool:

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        Good idea... :cool:

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        Douglas Troy
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        I'm marking my calendar ... I'm only allowed one good idea per month; it's all down hill from here. :-D

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          I'm marking my calendar ... I'm only allowed one good idea per month; it's all down hill from here. :-D

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          Corinna John
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          You've wasted your November good idea on me?! I haven't yet used my October idea. Here - [idea-packet] - take one of mine!

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          • C Corinna John

            You've wasted your November good idea on me?! I haven't yet used my October idea. Here - [idea-packet] - take one of mine!

            This statement is false.

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            Douglas Troy
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            You have roll over ideas!! Dang, I really need to upgrade my Good Idea plan. ;)

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            • C Corinna John

              Today in the office: me: "Yesterday I've installed an SQLServer Enterprise Edition." engineer: "Do we need that science fiction stuff ..." I had only databases on my mind, but obviously my colleague saw DataTables flying through warped space at the same time. :-D

              This statement is false.

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              Single Step Debugger
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              Forget about Enterprise edition – it is not professional to use it. The real professionals use only Professional edition. That’s why they call it Professional edition. Thus the people having strong personality use only the Personal edition. Don’t ask for those using the Light and Limited editions.

              The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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              • C Corinna John

                Today in the office: me: "Yesterday I've installed an SQLServer Enterprise Edition." engineer: "Do we need that science fiction stuff ..." I had only databases on my mind, but obviously my colleague saw DataTables flying through warped space at the same time. :-D

                This statement is false.

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                El Corazon
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                she's breakin' up captain! I can't hold her together much longer!

                _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                  she's breakin' up captain! I can't hold her together much longer!

                  _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others."

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                  Tom Delany
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                  Better bypass the life-support couplings...

                  WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.

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                    Forget about Enterprise edition – it is not professional to use it. The real professionals use only Professional edition. That’s why they call it Professional edition. Thus the people having strong personality use only the Personal edition. Don’t ask for those using the Light and Limited editions.

                    The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                    Jonathan C Dickinson
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                    Light for weight-watchers?

                    He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes. He who does not ask a question remains a fool forever. [Chineese Proverb] Jonathan C Dickinson (C# Software Engineer)

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                      Better bypass the life-support couplings...

                      WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.

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                      Dan Neely
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                      I cannae change the laws of physics captain!

                      Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots. -- Robert Royall

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