Joke (maybe JOTD!)
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of the relationship between Brian and his roommate, Stephanie, and she became even more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, Mrs. Hester was pretty sure that there was more between Brian and his roommate, Stephanie, than met the eye. Reading his mother's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find that beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, And I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle.But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner." Love, Brian Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read: "Dear son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now." Love, Mom
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of the relationship between Brian and his roommate, Stephanie, and she became even more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, Mrs. Hester was pretty sure that there was more between Brian and his roommate, Stephanie, than met the eye. Reading his mother's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find that beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, And I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle.But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner." Love, Brian Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read: "Dear son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now." Love, Mom
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of the relationship between Brian and his roommate, Stephanie, and she became even more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, Mrs. Hester was pretty sure that there was more between Brian and his roommate, Stephanie, than met the eye. Reading his mother's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find that beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, And I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle.But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner." Love, Brian Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read: "Dear son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now." Love, Mom
:D Who is Brain Hester though and what significance does he have to the joke?
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SIMON WALTON
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of the relationship between Brian and his roommate, Stephanie, and she became even more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, Mrs. Hester was pretty sure that there was more between Brian and his roommate, Stephanie, than met the eye. Reading his mother's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find that beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, And I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle.But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner." Love, Brian Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read: "Dear son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now." Love, Mom
Thanks for the joke. Finally, a piece of Internet humor I feel comfortable passing on to my mother! :-O
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of the relationship between Brian and his roommate, Stephanie, and she became even more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, Mrs. Hester was pretty sure that there was more between Brian and his roommate, Stephanie, than met the eye. Reading his mother's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find that beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, And I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle.But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner." Love, Brian Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read: "Dear son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now." Love, Mom
lol - good one :laugh:
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lol - good one :laugh:
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:suss:"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors."My tummy aches ;P aaaahh !! Ragavendran Vaidhyanadhan
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of the relationship between Brian and his roommate, Stephanie, and she became even more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, Mrs. Hester was pretty sure that there was more between Brian and his roommate, Stephanie, than met the eye. Reading his mother's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find that beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, And I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle.But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner." Love, Brian Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read: "Dear son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now." Love, Mom
I saw that same joke on here earlier in the year, except it was Stephen not Stephanie ;P Elaine (fluffy level 4 'cos its late Friday) Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?
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:D Who is Brain Hester though and what significance does he have to the joke?
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SIMON WALTON
SONORK ID 100.10024Not sure -- but according to Google, he's a retired geologist, and lives in Canada... ;P
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of the relationship between Brian and his roommate, Stephanie, and she became even more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, Mrs. Hester was pretty sure that there was more between Brian and his roommate, Stephanie, than met the eye. Reading his mother's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find that beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, And I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle.But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner." Love, Brian Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read: "Dear son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now." Love, Mom
ROTFLMAO :) I haven't read this joke for a year or so, however it is funny everytime I do. Nick Parker