MILJOTD
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A guysteps out of a bar and slowly moving along the street is a funeral procession. First one hearse goes by with a coffin, then another hearse with a coffin, followed by a man with a huge dog on a chain leash. The man looks along the street as the procession comes to a halt, and sees hundreds of people walking behind the 2 hearse and man with dog. So the guy asks the man with the dog "Excuse me, but can you tell me what has happened" "Well, you see that first hearse? In that coffin is my wife!" "Oh no thats really sad, and the second coffin?" "In the second coffin is my wife's mother!" "Oh god, im so sorry for your loss" Says the guy. "But can I ask you one more thing? What's the relevance of the dog?" "Well, the dog is very relevant actually. This dog mauled both my wife and my mother in law to death!" "Holy cow!" Says the guy. But then he has a thought..."I know this is a bit of a strange thing to ask, but would you mind if I borrowed your dog?" "Sure, but you'll have to join the queue!"
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A guysteps out of a bar and slowly moving along the street is a funeral procession. First one hearse goes by with a coffin, then another hearse with a coffin, followed by a man with a huge dog on a chain leash. The man looks along the street as the procession comes to a halt, and sees hundreds of people walking behind the 2 hearse and man with dog. So the guy asks the man with the dog "Excuse me, but can you tell me what has happened" "Well, you see that first hearse? In that coffin is my wife!" "Oh no thats really sad, and the second coffin?" "In the second coffin is my wife's mother!" "Oh god, im so sorry for your loss" Says the guy. "But can I ask you one more thing? What's the relevance of the dog?" "Well, the dog is very relevant actually. This dog mauled both my wife and my mother in law to death!" "Holy cow!" Says the guy. But then he has a thought..."I know this is a bit of a strange thing to ask, but would you mind if I borrowed your dog?" "Sure, but you'll have to join the queue!"
boom, boom.
Software Kinetics - Moving software
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A guysteps out of a bar and slowly moving along the street is a funeral procession. First one hearse goes by with a coffin, then another hearse with a coffin, followed by a man with a huge dog on a chain leash. The man looks along the street as the procession comes to a halt, and sees hundreds of people walking behind the 2 hearse and man with dog. So the guy asks the man with the dog "Excuse me, but can you tell me what has happened" "Well, you see that first hearse? In that coffin is my wife!" "Oh no thats really sad, and the second coffin?" "In the second coffin is my wife's mother!" "Oh god, im so sorry for your loss" Says the guy. "But can I ask you one more thing? What's the relevance of the dog?" "Well, the dog is very relevant actually. This dog mauled both my wife and my mother in law to death!" "Holy cow!" Says the guy. But then he has a thought..."I know this is a bit of a strange thing to ask, but would you mind if I borrowed your dog?" "Sure, but you'll have to join the queue!"
Thank you folks, I'm here until Thursday. Don't forget to try the steak.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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A guysteps out of a bar and slowly moving along the street is a funeral procession. First one hearse goes by with a coffin, then another hearse with a coffin, followed by a man with a huge dog on a chain leash. The man looks along the street as the procession comes to a halt, and sees hundreds of people walking behind the 2 hearse and man with dog. So the guy asks the man with the dog "Excuse me, but can you tell me what has happened" "Well, you see that first hearse? In that coffin is my wife!" "Oh no thats really sad, and the second coffin?" "In the second coffin is my wife's mother!" "Oh god, im so sorry for your loss" Says the guy. "But can I ask you one more thing? What's the relevance of the dog?" "Well, the dog is very relevant actually. This dog mauled both my wife and my mother in law to death!" "Holy cow!" Says the guy. But then he has a thought..."I know this is a bit of a strange thing to ask, but would you mind if I borrowed your dog?" "Sure, but you'll have to join the queue!"
Mother-in-law funeral procession, the son-in-law goes after the coffin silently whistling some merry melody. Suddenly a piece of a tile falls from the nearby building and hit him on the head. The man is stunned but after a few seconds he raises his head and grinning towards the sky says: “Okay, I could see you are already there…”
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