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  • _ _Damian S_

    Better than what?

    -------------------------------------------------------- Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!!

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    ColinM123
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    Better than bacon!

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      Let me enumberate the reasons why it is not. 1. It is not a word. 2. It wouldn't get used by enumberate people. 3. Educational establishments may not like it when measuring numberacy Hope that's enough - I'm off to masterate. (sorry!)

      If I knew then what I know today, then I'd know the same now as I did then - then what would be the point? .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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      1. Not a word...Yet :rolleyes: 2) It wouldn't be used by inebriated people either, well actually it might. 3) Okay I can conceded that point.
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        Better than bacon!

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        ColinM123 wrote:

        Better than bacon!

        Noone is better than Kevin Bacon, except maybe Chuck Norris!

        -------------------------------------------------------- Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!!

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          ColinM123 wrote:

          Better than bacon!

          Noone is better than Kevin Bacon, except maybe Chuck Norris!

          -------------------------------------------------------- Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!!

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          Noone is better than Chock Nurris, except maybe Kevin Bacon!

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            Noone is better than Chock Nurris, except maybe Kevin Bacon!

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            I think it's known as the Bacon/Norris paradox...

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            • _ _Damian S_

              I think it's known as the Bacon/Norris paradox...

              -------------------------------------------------------- Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!!

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              _Damian S_ wrote:

              Bacon/Norris paradox

              Or an infinite loop :) Now we know how recursion was invented ;P

              xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
              IronScheme - 1.0 beta 1 - out now!
              ((lambda (x) `((lambda (x) ,x) ',x)) '`((lambda (x) ,x) ',x))

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              • C ColinM123

                Better than bacon!

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                Baconbutty
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                Wrong.

                My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

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                  1. Not a word...Yet :rolleyes: 2) It wouldn't be used by inebriated people either, well actually it might. 3) Okay I can conceded that point.
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                  PWNED! :))

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                    _Damian S_ wrote:

                    Bacon/Norris paradox

                    Or an infinite loop :) Now we know how recursion was invented ;P

                    xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
                    IronScheme - 1.0 beta 1 - out now!
                    ((lambda (x) `((lambda (x) ,x) ',x)) '`((lambda (x) ,x) ',x))

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                    Which reminds me: if you strap buttered toast buttered side up on the back of a cat and drop it off a height, due to the two well known laws that a cat always lands on it's feet and toast always lands buttered side down, when the cat / toast drops it will start to spin rapidly before it hits the ground and wink out of existence in a fiery flash as the universe attempts to rectify the paradox.


                    "It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson

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                      Which reminds me: if you strap buttered toast buttered side up on the back of a cat and drop it off a height, due to the two well known laws that a cat always lands on it's feet and toast always lands buttered side down, when the cat / toast drops it will start to spin rapidly before it hits the ground and wink out of existence in a fiery flash as the universe attempts to rectify the paradox.


                      "It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson

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                      John C wrote:

                      wink out of existence in a fiery flash as the universe attempts to rectify the paradox.

                      That's sounds like as good a way as any to get rid of a few cats. Gotta run to the store and pick up some more bread and butter... Does it have to be straps, or will staples do?

                      "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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