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    Surely this is better?

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      Surely this is better?

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      Let me enumberate the reasons why it is not. 1. It is not a word. 2. It wouldn't get used by enumberate people. 3. Educational establishments may not like it when measuring numberacy Hope that's enough - I'm off to masterate. (sorry!)

      If I knew then what I know today, then I'd know the same now as I did then - then what would be the point? .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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        Surely this is better?

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        Better than what?

        -------------------------------------------------------- Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!!

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          Better than what?

          -------------------------------------------------------- Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!!

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          Better than bacon!

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            Let me enumberate the reasons why it is not. 1. It is not a word. 2. It wouldn't get used by enumberate people. 3. Educational establishments may not like it when measuring numberacy Hope that's enough - I'm off to masterate. (sorry!)

            If I knew then what I know today, then I'd know the same now as I did then - then what would be the point? .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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            1. Not a word...Yet :rolleyes: 2) It wouldn't be used by inebriated people either, well actually it might. 3) Okay I can conceded that point.
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              Better than bacon!

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              ColinM123 wrote:

              Better than bacon!

              Noone is better than Kevin Bacon, except maybe Chuck Norris!

              -------------------------------------------------------- Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!!

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                ColinM123 wrote:

                Better than bacon!

                Noone is better than Kevin Bacon, except maybe Chuck Norris!

                -------------------------------------------------------- Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!!

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                Noone is better than Chock Nurris, except maybe Kevin Bacon!

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                  Noone is better than Chock Nurris, except maybe Kevin Bacon!

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                  _Damian S_
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                  I think it's known as the Bacon/Norris paradox...

                  -------------------------------------------------------- Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!!

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                    I think it's known as the Bacon/Norris paradox...

                    -------------------------------------------------------- Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!!

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                    _Damian S_ wrote:

                    Bacon/Norris paradox

                    Or an infinite loop :) Now we know how recursion was invented ;P

                    xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
                    IronScheme - 1.0 beta 1 - out now!
                    ((lambda (x) `((lambda (x) ,x) ',x)) '`((lambda (x) ,x) ',x))

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                      Better than bacon!

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                      Baconbutty
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                      Wrong.

                      My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

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                        1. Not a word...Yet :rolleyes: 2) It wouldn't be used by inebriated people either, well actually it might. 3) Okay I can conceded that point.
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                        PWNED! :))

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                          _Damian S_ wrote:

                          Bacon/Norris paradox

                          Or an infinite loop :) Now we know how recursion was invented ;P

                          xacc.ide - now with TabsToSpaces support
                          IronScheme - 1.0 beta 1 - out now!
                          ((lambda (x) `((lambda (x) ,x) ',x)) '`((lambda (x) ,x) ',x))

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                          Which reminds me: if you strap buttered toast buttered side up on the back of a cat and drop it off a height, due to the two well known laws that a cat always lands on it's feet and toast always lands buttered side down, when the cat / toast drops it will start to spin rapidly before it hits the ground and wink out of existence in a fiery flash as the universe attempts to rectify the paradox.


                          "It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson

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                            Which reminds me: if you strap buttered toast buttered side up on the back of a cat and drop it off a height, due to the two well known laws that a cat always lands on it's feet and toast always lands buttered side down, when the cat / toast drops it will start to spin rapidly before it hits the ground and wink out of existence in a fiery flash as the universe attempts to rectify the paradox.


                            "It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson

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                            wink out of existence in a fiery flash as the universe attempts to rectify the paradox.

                            That's sounds like as good a way as any to get rid of a few cats. Gotta run to the store and pick up some more bread and butter... Does it have to be straps, or will staples do?

                            "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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