Computer Stupidities

[Fahad Sadah]

Computer Stupidities[^] Some of the ones under 'Programming' are quite funny.

[Fahad Sadah]

I found a hilarious one:

public int convertItoi(Integer v)
{
if (v.intValue()==1) return 1;
if (v.intValue()==2) return 2;
if (v.intValue()==3) return 3;
if (v.intValue()==4) return 4;
if (v.intValue()==5) return 5;
if (v.intValue()==6) return 6;
if (v.intValue()==7) return 7;
return 0;
}

modified on Tuesday, January 20, 2009 12:15 PM

[Dalek Dave]

This site has been around for YEARS, and sadly only gets updated about once a year! Does make for an amusing read from time to time.

------------------------------------ "The greatest tragedy in mankind's entire history may be the hijacking of morality by religion" Arthur C Clarke

[John M Drescher]

Obviously not written by a programmer. Anyone caught writing that should be fired on the spot..

John

[Anthony Mushrow]

I quite like the second to last one, about the 'last' command :laugh: Or perhaps the one where a woman prints out 50 pages of "YOU ARE WRONG" Infinite loops are always good.

My current favourite word is: Delicious!

-SK Genius

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[Mustafa Ismail Mustafa]

One would hope that THAT would be the effect. I could think of a few places where they still abound.

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[Fahad Sadah]

Yes, I do know. I did submit a story, but never heard anything from the owner. For those who are interested, the story is: I know someone who plays the MMORPG RuneScape. He purchased a one-month subscription, and on the last day, attempted to 'reset' the subscription using System Restore. Obviously it failed.

[Fahad Sadah]

The 'last' one could have been worse... Imagine that ALL the machines had the 'new last' taking precendence over the system last. Power to all the machines would have to have been cut. Also, I like:

10 Preheat oven to 350
20 Combine all ingredients in a large mixing bowl
30 Mix until smooth