Some Days You're The Dog,
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other days you're the hydrant. :sigh: Today was a gardening day, as I was happily digging up plants that have sprouted in the yard and potting them to give away. A few varieties of palm from the neighbors' yards, and a fruitless mulberry sport... nothing I want in the yard. Racing the sundown I hit a rock and pushed through it mightily, lifted the plant, and came up with a handful of video cable. Oops. :-O Now, I work for a power company, and one of our greatest problems is local backhoe operators who sever underground power lines. Our mantra is "Call Before You Dig!" If anyone should know better it's me, but no - I had a mission and nothing was going to stop me. Unfortunately, this particular cable was mine, both TV and Internet. Grrrr.... So, off the Ace Hardware, grab a set of splice connectors, and an hour later (and darker) I'm back online again. What a day. What's your dumbest experience with garden tools?
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
Over here in the UK, all cable / utilities companies have to bury their pipes etc at least 4 feet below the surface. That helps with these kind of things. Once, i worked as a commercial kitchen engineer with my father, and we'd got a job to install a full kitchen counter in a ground floor office. the job went well, we got all the counters installed, wired up and plumbed. So, one of the last things to do was to dig a trench to the nearest manhole for the drain pipework. So, there's me, happily pounding away with a pnumatic drill, when there's a 'Clunk', the drill drops about 2 inches, and water starts bubbling up around my feet... On removal of the drill, we were presented with a very pretty fountain, spouting from where it shouldn't!! As it turned out, i'd gone straight through a 2 inch pressurised fire main. So, we found out where the stopcock was, went and turned it off, cleared some muck & dirt from around the pipe, while my old man went to get some equipment to patch it all up. Once he returned, we chopped out the pierced piece, but we couldn't actually fix it, due to some leakage through the stopcock. One of the ways to sort that out, is to re-open the stopcock to it's fullest extent, which will usually clear whatever blockage is holding it slightly open. So, off i go, to perform this task, but what did i see when i returned? My father, standing there, dripping wet, having been clearing a little more dirt when the water came rushing back through the pipe, hit the angled wall of the trench and blasted up into his face! Heh! Bad luck pops!
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other days you're the hydrant. :sigh: Today was a gardening day, as I was happily digging up plants that have sprouted in the yard and potting them to give away. A few varieties of palm from the neighbors' yards, and a fruitless mulberry sport... nothing I want in the yard. Racing the sundown I hit a rock and pushed through it mightily, lifted the plant, and came up with a handful of video cable. Oops. :-O Now, I work for a power company, and one of our greatest problems is local backhoe operators who sever underground power lines. Our mantra is "Call Before You Dig!" If anyone should know better it's me, but no - I had a mission and nothing was going to stop me. Unfortunately, this particular cable was mine, both TV and Internet. Grrrr.... So, off the Ace Hardware, grab a set of splice connectors, and an hour later (and darker) I'm back online again. What a day. What's your dumbest experience with garden tools?
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
Roger Wright wrote:
What's your dumbest experience with garden tools?
Not really had any personally - but when my Dad borrowed my (new, unused) hedge trimmers, he managed to slice through the power cord. Bit of a DOH! moment...
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other days you're the hydrant. :sigh: Today was a gardening day, as I was happily digging up plants that have sprouted in the yard and potting them to give away. A few varieties of palm from the neighbors' yards, and a fruitless mulberry sport... nothing I want in the yard. Racing the sundown I hit a rock and pushed through it mightily, lifted the plant, and came up with a handful of video cable. Oops. :-O Now, I work for a power company, and one of our greatest problems is local backhoe operators who sever underground power lines. Our mantra is "Call Before You Dig!" If anyone should know better it's me, but no - I had a mission and nothing was going to stop me. Unfortunately, this particular cable was mine, both TV and Internet. Grrrr.... So, off the Ace Hardware, grab a set of splice connectors, and an hour later (and darker) I'm back online again. What a day. What's your dumbest experience with garden tools?
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
Not me, but my aunt once felt under her lawn mower without unplugging it...and lost the very tips of three fingers...
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other days you're the hydrant. :sigh: Today was a gardening day, as I was happily digging up plants that have sprouted in the yard and potting them to give away. A few varieties of palm from the neighbors' yards, and a fruitless mulberry sport... nothing I want in the yard. Racing the sundown I hit a rock and pushed through it mightily, lifted the plant, and came up with a handful of video cable. Oops. :-O Now, I work for a power company, and one of our greatest problems is local backhoe operators who sever underground power lines. Our mantra is "Call Before You Dig!" If anyone should know better it's me, but no - I had a mission and nothing was going to stop me. Unfortunately, this particular cable was mine, both TV and Internet. Grrrr.... So, off the Ace Hardware, grab a set of splice connectors, and an hour later (and darker) I'm back online again. What a day. What's your dumbest experience with garden tools?
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
Good thing you know how to repair those cables, I wouldn't have a hope. Dumbest thing I've done is stand in the wrong spot while using a panga on banana trees. It goes clean through them with one stroke. A satisfying feeling right up until your swing buries the panga in your shin. Hurt like the dickens but thankfully did little real damage, just a scar.
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
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other days you're the hydrant. :sigh: Today was a gardening day, as I was happily digging up plants that have sprouted in the yard and potting them to give away. A few varieties of palm from the neighbors' yards, and a fruitless mulberry sport... nothing I want in the yard. Racing the sundown I hit a rock and pushed through it mightily, lifted the plant, and came up with a handful of video cable. Oops. :-O Now, I work for a power company, and one of our greatest problems is local backhoe operators who sever underground power lines. Our mantra is "Call Before You Dig!" If anyone should know better it's me, but no - I had a mission and nothing was going to stop me. Unfortunately, this particular cable was mine, both TV and Internet. Grrrr.... So, off the Ace Hardware, grab a set of splice connectors, and an hour later (and darker) I'm back online again. What a day. What's your dumbest experience with garden tools?
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
Roger Wright wrote:
What's your dumbest experience with garden tools?
Using them to begin with...
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other days you're the hydrant. :sigh: Today was a gardening day, as I was happily digging up plants that have sprouted in the yard and potting them to give away. A few varieties of palm from the neighbors' yards, and a fruitless mulberry sport... nothing I want in the yard. Racing the sundown I hit a rock and pushed through it mightily, lifted the plant, and came up with a handful of video cable. Oops. :-O Now, I work for a power company, and one of our greatest problems is local backhoe operators who sever underground power lines. Our mantra is "Call Before You Dig!" If anyone should know better it's me, but no - I had a mission and nothing was going to stop me. Unfortunately, this particular cable was mine, both TV and Internet. Grrrr.... So, off the Ace Hardware, grab a set of splice connectors, and an hour later (and darker) I'm back online again. What a day. What's your dumbest experience with garden tools?
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
Not garden tools, but I once put a power drill bit through a buried mains cable in a kitchen wall. Now that was what I call a blue flash!
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other days you're the hydrant. :sigh: Today was a gardening day, as I was happily digging up plants that have sprouted in the yard and potting them to give away. A few varieties of palm from the neighbors' yards, and a fruitless mulberry sport... nothing I want in the yard. Racing the sundown I hit a rock and pushed through it mightily, lifted the plant, and came up with a handful of video cable. Oops. :-O Now, I work for a power company, and one of our greatest problems is local backhoe operators who sever underground power lines. Our mantra is "Call Before You Dig!" If anyone should know better it's me, but no - I had a mission and nothing was going to stop me. Unfortunately, this particular cable was mine, both TV and Internet. Grrrr.... So, off the Ace Hardware, grab a set of splice connectors, and an hour later (and darker) I'm back online again. What a day. What's your dumbest experience with garden tools?
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
Roger Wright wrote:
splice connectors
What are splice connectors? I used to work with cable and have never heard the term, but probably seen a million.
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Ouch! Did you patch it yourself, or abase yourself before the phone company gods to get it repaired? I'm going to run into that when I pull out the oleander stumps - they say it can't be killed, but I managed it with a chain saw and half a gallon of undiluted Roundup. :-D I haven't called the phone company for a locate, but I remember the last time they did it and the line for the entire neighborhood runs along my fence. The oleanders are planted directly on top of the line, and it's one of those 25-pair jobs. This is going to be a nasty chore, digging them up a small spadeful at a time, but I think I can make it go a bit easier using a high-pressure water nozzle. That's the only way to dig a trench here, as the soil laughs at picks and shovels, and fools who try to wield them.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
Roger Wright wrote:
one of those 25-pair jobs
I knew a man that happily, and intentionally, snipped through a 100 pair with a side cutter, and it's not just one snip, thinking he had the right cable. When other tenants in the office building started complaining, he realised he was wrong.
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Not me, but my aunt once felt under her lawn mower without unplugging it...and lost the very tips of three fingers...
People normally unplug their mowers before falling?
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People normally unplug their mowers before falling?
Er?
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Er?
Steve_Harris wrote:
my aunt once felt under her lawn mower without unplugging it
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Steve_Harris wrote:
my aunt once felt under her lawn mower without unplugging it
I think you'll find that the past tense of "to fall" is actually "fell", not "felt". "Felt" is the past tense of "to feel".
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I think you'll find that the past tense of "to fall" is actually "fell", not "felt". "Felt" is the past tense of "to feel".
I think you will find that I was quoting you using 'felt' instead of 'fell'. Once more,
Steve_Harris wrote:
Not me, but my aunt once felt under her lawn mower without unplugging it...and lost the very tips of three fingers...
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I think you will find that I was quoting you using 'felt' instead of 'fell'. Once more,
Steve_Harris wrote:
Not me, but my aunt once felt under her lawn mower without unplugging it...and lost the very tips of three fingers...
So why did you say "People normally unplug their mowers before falling"?
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So why did you say "People normally unplug their mowers before falling"?
Oh dear. Don't people check their grammar before posting? I'm referring to a general case, and so I'm using the present tense. Your aunt fell under her lawnmower without unplugging it. As falling is generally an accidental act, and thus unplanned, I asked if people generally unplug their mowers before falling under them.
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Roger Wright wrote:
splice connectors
What are splice connectors? I used to work with cable and have never heard the term, but probably seen a million.
Splice connector is a term I use for brevity, consisting of two male connectors and one female-to-female adapter between them. The male connectors are installed on the cut ends of the cable, then screwed into the adapter to make an end-to-end connection. It probably costs me 2 - 3 dB of signal strength, but the signal is excellent. One of these days I'll need to re-install the whole works up in the air, but for now it works fine lying on the ground.
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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Oh dear. Don't people check their grammar before posting? I'm referring to a general case, and so I'm using the present tense. Your aunt fell under her lawnmower without unplugging it. As falling is generally an accidental act, and thus unplanned, I asked if people generally unplug their mowers before falling under them.
Oh dear oh dear. People don't read the OP before posting. I wrote that she FELT under the lawn mower, not that she FELL under it.
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Oh dear oh dear. People don't read the OP before posting. I wrote that she FELT under the lawn mower, not that she FELL under it.
Ouch! Where is that red faced smiley? And I thought you were correcting my apparent misuse of felt, rather than my reading the wrong word entirely.
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Ouch! Where is that red faced smiley? And I thought you were correcting my apparent misuse of felt, rather than my reading the wrong word entirely.
LOL we've all done it! I think if she had fallen under it she'd have lost more than a few fingertips!
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LOL we've all done it! I think if she had fallen under it she'd have lost more than a few fingertips!
I pictured her falling, hands stretched out into the underneath of the mower, and you using the term falling loosely. Yep, Monday review nerves make one hasty. I've stalled the review thrice, and the boss was getting quite testy.
