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  • realJSOPR realJSOP

    I just crapped out a turd so big that it realistically could have had a completely functioning circulatory system. [EDIT] Based on the sh*t we've seen here in the soapbox, I figured on more support for a post that really talks about sh*t. Fourteen votes, and just a 2.0 rating?

    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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    "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

    modified on Monday, February 2, 2009 5:01 PM

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    jeron1
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    A contributor to the arts[^] I see.

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    • realJSOPR realJSOP

      I just crapped out a turd so big that it realistically could have had a completely functioning circulatory system. [EDIT] Based on the sh*t we've seen here in the soapbox, I figured on more support for a post that really talks about sh*t. Fourteen votes, and just a 2.0 rating?

      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
      -----
      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

      modified on Monday, February 2, 2009 5:01 PM

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      Christian Graus
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      Was it's name Adnan, or did you name it Illion ?

      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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      • O Oakman

        Computafreak wrote:

        When it gains one of those, it becomes an he-who-must-not-be-named

        FTFY

        Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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        Oakman wrote:

        When it gains one of those, it becomes an he-who-must-not-be-named and is flushed down the Message Automatically Removed toilet of life.

        FFTFY

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        • realJSOPR realJSOP

          I just crapped out a turd so big that it realistically could have had a completely functioning circulatory system. [EDIT] Based on the sh*t we've seen here in the soapbox, I figured on more support for a post that really talks about sh*t. Fourteen votes, and just a 2.0 rating?

          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
          -----
          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

          modified on Monday, February 2, 2009 5:01 PM

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          Come see me when you do one that crawls out of the toilet on it's own legs and say's "Thanks, it smelled like an Ass in there".

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          • C Christian Graus

            Was it's name Adnan, or did you name it Illion ?

            Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista.

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            Dalek Dave
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            Thats what he posts most times

            ------------------------------------ "Your manuscript is both good and original. But the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good." Dr Samuel Johnson

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            • realJSOPR realJSOP

              I just crapped out a turd so big that it realistically could have had a completely functioning circulatory system. [EDIT] Based on the sh*t we've seen here in the soapbox, I figured on more support for a post that really talks about sh*t. Fourteen votes, and just a 2.0 rating?

              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
              -----
              "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

              modified on Monday, February 2, 2009 5:01 PM

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              Lost User
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              Given the commonly accepted theory that your own shit doesn't smell I wont to know who's poo I did this morning and how they got it in there.

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              • O Oakman

                Repost

                Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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                Mycroft Holmes
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                Nope, last time he was just pleased to get his pants to fit better. JS seems to have a definite affinity for that area of anatomy.

                Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                • realJSOPR realJSOP

                  I just crapped out a turd so big that it realistically could have had a completely functioning circulatory system. [EDIT] Based on the sh*t we've seen here in the soapbox, I figured on more support for a post that really talks about sh*t. Fourteen votes, and just a 2.0 rating?

                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                  -----
                  "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

                  modified on Monday, February 2, 2009 5:01 PM

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                  John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                  [EDIT] Based on the sh*t we've seen here in the soapbox, I figured on more support for a post that really talks about sh*t.

                  I noticed (as you may have noticed).

                  John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                  [EDIT] Fourteen votes, and just a 2.0 rating?

                  What vote are you seeking? I'll try to add my little bit accordingly.

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                  • P Pete OHanlon

                    I'll only be impressed when you grunt out a turd that has enough mass to cause its own gravity.

                    "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys

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                    Ashley van Gerven
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                    .. or if it could write a Hello World app in C :)


                    Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats. - Howard Aiken

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                    • L Lost User

                      Given the commonly accepted theory that your own shit doesn't smell I wont to know who's poo I did this morning and how they got it in there.

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                      Josh Gray wrote:

                      I wont to know who's poo I did this morning and how they got it in there.

                      If it was somebody else's, you really, really don't want to know how it got there.

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