A new conspiracy theory ...
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Heard at dinner table: Bin Laden was dead long time ago, blew himself up before the US bombing started in Afghanistan. His followers do not want people to know his death for obvious reasons. However, GW also doesn't want people to know this, to keep the war going ...
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Heard at dinner table: Bin Laden was dead long time ago, blew himself up before the US bombing started in Afghanistan. His followers do not want people to know his death for obvious reasons. However, GW also doesn't want people to know this, to keep the war going ...
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Heard at dinner table: Bin Laden was dead long time ago, blew himself up before the US bombing started in Afghanistan. His followers do not want people to know his death for obvious reasons. However, GW also doesn't want people to know this, to keep the war going ...
I think Osama's working his way up the McD's corporate ladder, scalding people and causing heart attacks all the while... GW just can't touch him, because then stocks in McD's would drop and we have enough troubles on Wall St. as it is. BW {insert witty/thought-provoking saying here}
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Heard at dinner table: Bin Laden was dead long time ago, blew himself up before the US bombing started in Afghanistan. His followers do not want people to know his death for obvious reasons. However, GW also doesn't want people to know this, to keep the war going ...
I saw Bin Laden (maybe I should say Mr. Bin Laden :laugh: ) on TV a few weeks ago. He wasn't well. He was pale and spoke like 90-year-old teethless oldman. Maybe that's because he killed himself, and it was his not fresh body moved by his 'followers'. Bin Laden is dead! That's why the USA want to start war with Saddam Husein. They are afraid that the world will find out that Bin Laden is dead, and want to start another war to make the world concentrate on Saddam not Osama!
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I think Osama's working his way up the McD's corporate ladder, scalding people and causing heart attacks all the while... GW just can't touch him, because then stocks in McD's would drop and we have enough troubles on Wall St. as it is. BW {insert witty/thought-provoking saying here}
Mmmm... anthrax french fries -- I knew McD's would kill me! ;P
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Heard at dinner table: Bin Laden was dead long time ago, blew himself up before the US bombing started in Afghanistan. His followers do not want people to know his death for obvious reasons. However, GW also doesn't want people to know this, to keep the war going ...
How about - G.W.Bush and Bin Ladin do not, and have not ever, existed. Instead, they are merely computer generated images. (I've never seen either of them in person!) Their "existence" and 9/11 is meant to divert our attention away from a sinister plot to ________ (fill in the blank). Who devised this sinister plot? (fill in the blank again - aliens? the illuminati? ...) That's what I like most about conspiracy theories: the less evidence there is, the more it proves the existence and sophistication of the conspirators (because they're trying to hide the plot). It reminds me of an episode of the XFiles where a guy tells Scully about a supposed conspiracy. She replies, unbelievingly, "But, a conspiracy of that size would have to involve hundreds of thousands of people, all of them keeping it's existence a secret!" He replies, "Well, I guess you know what we're up against." (BTW, I'm not making fun of you, I'm just having some fun with conspiracy theories.) ------------------------------------------ "Isn't it funny how people say they'll never grow up to be their parents, then one day they look in the mirror and they're moving aircraft carriers into the Gulf region?" - The Onion
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Heard at dinner table: Bin Laden was dead long time ago, blew himself up before the US bombing started in Afghanistan. His followers do not want people to know his death for obvious reasons. However, GW also doesn't want people to know this, to keep the war going ...
I've already posted this in the past, but Bin Laden is in fact Enéas: Enéas[^] * Enéas is a trash Brazilian president candidate. He became famous some years ago because he didn't manage to get time on television enough to defend any idea (he had only 7 seconds per day!), so he always appeared on TV and dropped some sort of unintelligible whining about the current government and screamed at the end "Meu número é 56: meu nome é Enéas!" (My number is 56: my Name is Enéas!). He is also famous for some bizarre ultra-nationalist ideas like using nukes for defending the Amazon jungle (!). Unfortunately, this year he's not a candidate anymore, so the elections lost lots of its fun :(( Concussus surgo. When struck I rise.
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I've already posted this in the past, but Bin Laden is in fact Enéas: Enéas[^] * Enéas is a trash Brazilian president candidate. He became famous some years ago because he didn't manage to get time on television enough to defend any idea (he had only 7 seconds per day!), so he always appeared on TV and dropped some sort of unintelligible whining about the current government and screamed at the end "Meu número é 56: meu nome é Enéas!" (My number is 56: my Name is Enéas!). He is also famous for some bizarre ultra-nationalist ideas like using nukes for defending the Amazon jungle (!). Unfortunately, this year he's not a candidate anymore, so the elections lost lots of its fun :(( Concussus surgo. When struck I rise.
Daniel Turini wrote: Unfortunately, this year he's not a candidate anymore, so the elections lost lots of its fun He is ! But not for president :( Mauricio Ritter - Brazil Sonorking now: 100.13560 MRitter :jig: I've gone sending to outer space, to find another race :jig:
